CatDog

The Shnookums and Meat Funny Cartoon Show is an American animated television series that aired from April 4, 1995 until June 15, 2001 on The Disney Afternoon. The series depicts the life of Shnookums, An orange cat and meat, A blue dog.

Season 1

Dog Gone / what a good game [1.1]

Meat: Hey, look snookums! I made us a bed! This is the bed where we could sleep at snoozed!

Shnookums: Are you crazy, meat? That is Poison ivy!

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Shnookums: If we fix this family, I think they can reward us for a cat tuna, a fluffy bed, Or probably a battle for our deeds!

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Poodle: [after finding many baseballs being shot in the air because of snookums inability to toss and catch them] Ahem! What's going on here?!

Shnookums: Oh, I’m sorry your majesty. I haven’t learned how to play baseball in a while.

Poodle: This reminds me of the time where my cousin took all of the baseballs and used the switch for his machine! [He looks over to me, who is having a cast on his leg at his broken arm] What are you looking at? You two aren’t even fit for baseball’ [He tosses that outside, where they are in the sidewalk waiting for their owners to pick them up]

Meat: [crying over not being able to Play baseball correctly]

Shnookums: Don’t cry, pal. We can find a new job. Marketing, Fish restaurant…

Meat: [In anger] I don’t even eat fish anyways!

The adventures of stinky dog! / Hey, cat on the news [1.2]

[Meat Is relaxing in the tub with mud being used for a muddy bath]

Shnookums: Meat, How about we just go to the sprinklers and you’ll be much dicer and cleaner there?

Meat: Hey! Doesn’t anybody knock anymore?

The Island / Sham Meat [1.3]

Meat: i’m sorry that I have lost my appetite. Guess I’m just gonna stick to eating dog food for now.[Looks at Shnookums, which is watching from afar, thinking about money. He walks over to him and grabbed him by the throat] Hey, what are you looking at?

Shnookums: Nothing. Put me down and be a perfect dog, please.

Ballonatics / there is no place like gnome [1.4]

Ssnookums: ‘’[After he discovers meet off the air, flag balloon, he looks at the screen, breaking the fourth wall before gulping]’’ Could somebody please tell me that he can lay it on his feet?

Meat: Sorry about all of the hullabaloo. Save me, and then we could have a piece of cake afterwards with your favorite cat tuna

Shnookums: Don’t worry! Catania is on the way to save stinky dog! P-U! How did he get all the way up there?

Like dog, like mouse / what a cool day [1.5]

Meat: The mice go marching one by one hurrah hurrah, the mice go marching one by….

Shnookums: Can you go a little faster so I could have my meal?!

I had a dream /What’s for dinner? [1.6]

’’’Shnookums’’’: Hey. What just happened here? Were we dreaming?

’’’Meat’’’: Why, I had such a lovely nap. Wait a minute, I’m not great anymore!

’’’Shnookums’’’: Did we just dream about Pocahontas?

’’’Meat’’’: Or probably we just dreamed about squash. Bleh!

‘’[After a failed attempt of cooking mutton, Cubs attempts to make roast beef out of various means]’’

’’’Meat’’’: Hey, I just found a cookbook! It says how to cook a turkey: You just find a turkey, trap, get some delicious food for Thanksgiving, the chicken with some pumpkin pie, then afterwards you put the turkey in the oven and then you cook it!

’’’Shnookums’’’: Hey! Can’t you see I trying to cook here?

‘’[Confused, turds around a discovers the smell of roast beef. After he takes a second sniff, his face turns green]’’

’’’Shnookums’’’: You see.. My roast beef will be the most loveliest you have ever tasted! ‘’[Meat Jumps out of the window to a bush to barf]’’ have you not tasted my roast beef yet?

’’’Shnookums’’’: so we went through all that just to cook dinner?!

’’’Meat’’’: Yummy! I love Takeaway! I’m ready to eat the noodles and onion rings!

Pumped / Dummy Dummy [1.8]

Cat: [shocked to see that Dog has huge muscles] H-h-how can it be?! I do all the work, he gets all the bulk?! Why, why, why?! It's not fair!

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Cat: Oh, Dog…

Dog: Yes, Cat?

Cat: Look at you, the definition. You are ripped. You are cut like a diamond!

Dog: Why, uh, thank you, Cat.

Cat: Why, you're just about big enough to teach those Greaser Dogs some respect.

Dog: As in, "fight them?" I don't believe in violence.

Cat: Oh, no, no, no, no, of course not. You kidding? I'm just talking about a… peaceful deterrent like our nuclear arsenal.

Dog: I don't think so.

Squirrel Dog / Brother's Day [1.9]

Winslow: You guys make me nauseous.

Cat: Nauseous? We'll show you nauseous. Hey Dog? How about a little tag team...

CatDog: Wrestling! [they close in on Winslow evilly]

Winslow: No, no, let's just keep cool, fellows, huh? Hey, take my wallet. I don't want any trouble. No hey, here's some CatDog nip. Hey settle down. Oh, take my credit cards. Ow! Ow!

Dog: Looks like curtains for the little blue guy!

Escape From the Deep End / The Collector [1.10]

Cat: Rules are the backbone for a civilized community pool.

Dog: Rules are for fools!

CatDog's End / Siege on Fort CatDog [1.12]

Cat: I'm an idiot. I'm a fool, Dog. Listen, if I only have 9 lives, let me live them as a CatDog. CatDog now, CatDog tomorrow, CatDog forever!

Dog: CatDog forever!

Cat: Come here, you. Ooh, I love this guy!

Season 2

Climb Every CatDog / Canine Mutiny [2.5]

[When Dunglap reaches the top of the mountain before CatDog...]

Reporter Bird: And we have just gotten word that the mayor has renamed the mountain... "Dunglap's Peak"!

Cat: [horrified] "Dunglap's... Peak"?! [starts crying] But I wanted it to be renamed "Cat Mountain"...!!! [bawls hysterically]

Dog: Cat, look at the bright side. Mindy isn't better than you anymore. Dunglap is.

[Cat bawls even harder.]

Dem Bones / Winslow's Home Videos / You're Fired [2.9]

Dog: Say it, Cat! Say it!

Cat: [sighs] Full speed ahead, Sailor Dog.

Dog: Aye, aye, Captain Cat!

Dog Power / It's a Jungle in Here! [2.13]

Cat: Oh-ho-ho-ho, I'm rich! I'm rich! And I'll be rich FOREVER!

Season 4

CatDog and the Great Parent Mystery [4.1-3]

Cat: Oh mama.

Dog: Oh pop!

CatDog's Dad: Will this love fest ever stop?

CatDog's Mom: Did I mention we're your ever loving parents?

All: Crazy nutty goofy laughing wiggly parents!

[Camera snaps one final shot of CatDog and their Parents before fading out]

External links

• CatDog quotes at the Internet Movie Database