User:Movie1997/Flushed Away

[First lines]

[Taxi horn]

Mother: Car's here.

Father: It's 9:00 already! Hurry up! We're going to miss our flight!

Mother: Travellers' cheques...

Father: You have the tickets, darling?

Mother: Tabitha, did you feed Roddy?

Tabitha: Oops!

Mother: I know we've forgotten something, I just know we've forgotten something.

Tabitha: Hello, Gilbert! Hello, Sullivan!

Father: Come on, Tabitha!

Tabitha: Just a second! Bye, Roddy. I'll miss you.

Father: We don't want to miss our holiday.

Tabitha: I'm coming! I'm coming!

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Roddy: [yawns] All clear, chaps! Two weeks, the place to myself. Ah... Aha! When the cat's away... Roddy St. James will play! The cat is away, isn't it? G-Gilbert? Sullivan? Hasn't Tabitha got a new pet cat today?

Gilbert: Uh, no, sir. She has not. Just only the three of us.

Sullivan: You better snap out of it. You must've been dreaming.

Roddy: Oh, thank goodness... Otherwise we'd be cat food by now.

Gilbert: Sir, we have a surprise for you.

Roddy: A surprise?

Gilbert and Sullivan: Happy Birthday, Master Roderick.

Roddy: You... remembered. Well, chaps, today's the day I'm going to live it up! I have the entire day planned on my list, "Roddy's Fun Day!" Shows everything I want to do for my life.

Gilbert: Great! Right this way, sir! The party has just begun!

Roddy: The holiday starts now! Music, maestro!

["Dancing With Myself" music plays by Billy Idol]

[Clink]

🎵 Dancing with myself, oh-h Dancing with myself, oh-h

🎵 Dancing with myself When there's nothing to lose...

[Splash]

Roddy: Fore! Oops! Sorry.

Sullivan: Any plans for this evening, sir?

Roddy: Well, chaps, get the stuff ready, because we're going to prepare the obstacle course!

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[clanging]

[both gasp]

Roddy: What was that?

Sullivan: It sounds like a noise, sir.

Gilbert: In the kitchen.

Roddy: Yes. A noise. In the kitchen. Very helpful. But, what's making the noise?

Gilbert: Perhaps an intruder?

Sullivan: Yes! An intruder! Perhaps we should investigate. Uh, sir?

Roddy: Investigate? Uh... Yes, investigate. To the kitchen!