Yakkity Yak

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Yakkity Yak (2003) is an Australian Nicktoon where a young anthropomorphic yak dreams to be a comedian.

Hypnotic Yak

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[First lines]
Professor Crazyhair: (touring Mount Onion to the Onion falls class) Behold! A testiment to the power of nature. Carved by wind and time. Mount Onion resembles a giant, onion! (clears throat) Hence its name.
Lemony: Wow, Mount Onion is the best field trip ever!

[Last lines]
Keo: "I hope you learned your lesson!"
Yakkity Yak: "Yeah! I'm never gonna read again!"

As the Worm Turns

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Puppet: "You're exhausted? I tell all the jokes. All you do is stick your hand up my-" (is cut off)

The Yak and the Hat

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Cowinator

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3 Cheers for Penelope

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Penelope: You're offering me your assistance?
Lemony: I just figured another girl might be able to show you how to fit in a little better than Yakkity.

My Dad the Robot

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A Tree Grows in Onion Falls

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Spring Cleaning

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Dial-a-Yak

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Keo: "Do you think Granny will let you go?"
Yakkity Yak: "Not to worry, Keo. Not to-"
[Clock Tower tolls]
Yakkity Yak and Keo: "WORRY!"

Darn-It Dog

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[First lines]
[As Yakkity digs through mail, Keo and Lemony show up]
Keo: Hey, Yakkity. Whatcha Doing?
Yakkity Yak: (pulls mail out) I'm expecting a message!

Yakstravaganza

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Curly Top

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I Want My Yak TV

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Election Dysfunction

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And That's the Weather

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Pineapple Upside-Dead Cake!

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Keo: It's not aliens, Yakkity.
Lemony: "It's a party for Keo!"

A Yak and His Fish

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Regarding Chuck

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Double Double Oil and Trouble

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High Fashion Yak

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Nerds Are People Too

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The 10% Solution

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Keo: Way to go, Yakkity! You're up to Level 12!
Lemony: You're finally gonna finish Comet Raiders!
Keo: (hops on Yakkity's back) I can't believe you've been playing for 2 hours straight.
[As Lemony jumps]
Yakkity: I can Just touch 5 more collosal orbs over the Super Mega Boss Alien's belly button for 4 key

National Day of Yakking

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Fairy Yakkity

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3 Minutes and Funny

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[Repeated line]
Yakkity Yak and Lemony: "Oops, it's an onion!"

Nature Calls

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Trilobyte: A three-legged dog lifts into a saloon and says "I'm looking for the man who shot my paw".
[The birthday kids glare at him]
Trilobyte: 3 legs. Shot my paw?

Fount Onion

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Keo: Gee, Your Hair Looks Nice. Did You Trim Your Ponytail?
Lemony: No, it's Stuck to the Back of My Neck. (Fixes it) I Just Wish I Knew Somebody. Anybody with a Swimming Pool.
Keo: I Know Where There's a Pool!
Lemony:You Do?
Yakkity Yak: Uh, No He Don't.
Keo: I'm Sorry, Yakkity. But She Tricked Me with Her Girlish Wiles.
Lemony: Wiles Schmiles. Where's this pool? and make it fast!

Ice Scream, You Scream

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Cabin Fever

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Due Back Tomorrow

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End of the Line

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House Sitters

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Teachers Pet

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Yakeo

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Sharing Bear

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Lucky Undies

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Techno Prisoners

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It's a So-So Life

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Camp Onion

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Snow Biz

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The Fan

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From Boom to Bust

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Rondo Reversal

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Coach: Stop right there, mister. I saw what you did to that poor defenseless weakling!
Yakkity: Am I in trouble?
Coach: Of course not! You're on the football team. I could use a tough guy like you.
Rondo: What about me?
Coach: Put a sweater on. You're gonna catch a cold.

The Damage is Done

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My Fair Crazy Hair

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Practically Funny

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Onion Falls Most Wanted

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Blue Rinse Test

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Daddy Uh-Ohs

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Lemony: "Now that you mention it, it is kinda lame."

Yaks A Plenty

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Home School

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Host: Your answer, please?
Yakkity: Uhhh...okay, okay...uhhh...the Queen of England? [wrong buzzer sounds]
Host: No. The atmosphere of Mars is NOT composed of the Queen of England.

The Onion Falls 500

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