Charlie and the Chocolate Factory (film)
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Charlie and the Chocolate Factory is a 2005 British-American musical family film about a young boy who wins a tour through the most magnificent chocolate factory in the world, led by the world's most unusual candy maker.
- Directed by Tim Burton. Written by John August, based on the 1964 novel by Roald Dahl.
Oompa-Loompas are crazy for Coco-Beans taglines
Willy Wonka
[edit]- Good morning, starshine. The Earth says hello.
- Everything in this room is eatable. Even I'm eatable. But that is called cannibalism, my dear children, and is in fact frowned upon in most societies. Enjoy.
Dialogue
[edit]- Joe: Wouldn't it be something, Charlie, to open a bar of candy and find a Golden Ticket inside?
- Charlie: I know. But I only get one bar a year. For my birthday.
- Mrs. Bucket: Well, it's your birthday next week.
- Josephine: You have as much chance as anybody does.
- George: Balderdash. The kids who're going to find the Golden Tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day. Our Charlie gets only one a year. He doesn't have a chance.
- Josephine: Everyone has a chance, Charlie.
- George: Mark my words. The kid who finds the first ticket will be fat, fat, fat!
- [We cut to Augustus Gloop at the butcher shop in Germany]
- Mike: [in the middle of playing a video game] DIE!! DIE!! DIE!!!!
- George: There's plenty of money out there. They print more every day. But this ticket - There are only five of them in the whole world, and that's all there's ever going to be. Only a dummy would give this up for something as common as money. Are you a dummy?
- Charlie: No, sir.
- George: Then get that mud off your pants. [gives two thumbs up] You've got a factory to go to!
- [Charlie smiles]
- Charlie: Mr. Wonka, why would Augustus' name already be in the Oompa-Loompa song? Unless they-
- Wonka: Improvisation is a parlor trick. Anyone can do it. [turns to Violet] You, little girl, say something. Anything.
- Violet: Chewing gum.
- Wonka: Chewing gum is really gross, chewing gum I hate the most. See? Exactly the same.
- Mike: No, it isn't.
- Wonka: Uh, you really shouldn't mumble because I can't understand a word you're saying.
- Wonka: You're all quite short, aren't you?
- Violet: Well, yeah, we're children.
- Wonka: Well, that's no excuse, I was never as short as you.
- Mike: You were once.
- Wonka: Was not! Know why? Because I distinctly remember putting a hat on top of my head. Look at your short little arms. You could never reach.
- Mr. Salt: [about the squirrels taking Veruca] Where are they taking her?
- Wonka: Where all the other bad nuts go, to the garbage chute.
- Mr. Salt: Where does the chute go?
- Wonka: To the incinerator. But don't worry, we only light it on Tuesdays.
- Mike: Today is Tuesday.
- Wonka: Well, there's always a chance they decided not to light it today.
- [Wonka, Charlie, Mike, Mr. Teevee, and Grandpa Joe are whizzing downward through the Exploding Candy Room in the Great Glass Elevator]
- Mike: Why is everything here completely pointless?
- Charlie: Candy doesn't have to have a point. That's why it's candy.
- [Wonka smiles endearingly]
- Mike: It's stupid.
- [Wonka has a flashback with having a heated row with his father]
- Wilbur: [speaking through Mike] Candy is a waste of time. [cut to the Wonka house] No son of mine is going to be a chocolatier!
- Young Willy: [enraged] Then I'll run away, to Switzerland! Bavaria! The candy capitals of the world!
- Wilbur:: Go ahead. But I won't be here when you come back.
- [Young Willy leaves the house out of anger, walks through a bunch of flags, and runs into a security guard]
- Security Guard: Sorry son, but we are closing for the night. [reveals that it was just a mall store called ‘Flags Of The World’. Young Willy comes back and finds out that his house is missing, as he stares at it in shock]
- Wonka: Oh, thank heavens, he's completely unharmed.
- Mr. Teavee: Unharmed? What are you talking about?!
- Mike: [in high-pitched voice] Just put me back in the other way.
- Wonka: There is no other way. It's television, not telephone. It's quite a difference.
Cast
[edit]- Charlie Bucket - Freddie Highmore
- Willy Wonka - Johnny Depp
- Grandpa Joe - David Kelly
- Mrs. Bucket - Helena Bonham Carter
- Mr. Bucket - Noah Taylor
- Mrs. Scarlett Beauregarde - Missi Pyle
- Mr. Salt - James Fox
- The Oompa-Loompas - Deep Roy
- Dr. Wilbur Wonka - Christopher Lee
- Mr. Teavee - Adam Godley
- Mrs. Gloop - Franziska Troegner
- Violet Beauregarde - AnnaSophia Robb
- Veruca Salt - Julia Winter
- Mike Teavee - Jordan Fry
- Augustus Gloop - Philip Wiegratz
- Young Willy Wonka - Blair Dunlop
- Grandma Georgina - Liz Smith
- Grandpa George - David Morris
- Grandma Josephine - Eileen Essell
- Mrs. Salt - Francesca Hunt
- Mr. Gloop - Harry Taylor
