Chowder (TV series)

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Chowder is an American animated television series created by C. H. Greenblatt for Cartoon Network. The series follows an aspiring young chef apprentice named Chowder and his day-to-day adventures in Chef Mung Daal's catering company.

Theme Song[edit]

Mung Daal: ♫You take the moon and you take the sun,
Chowder: ♫You take everything that seems like fun.
Truffles: ♫You stir it all up and when you're done,
Shnitzel: ♫ Radda radda radda radda radda radda.
Chorus: ♫ So come on in, feel free to do some looking / Stay a while, 'cause something's always cooking / Come on in, feel free to do some looking / Stay a while, 'cause something's always cooking ♫ Yeah!
[Applause]

Season 1[edit]

The Froggy Apple Crumble Thunbkin/Chowder's Girlfriend [1.1][edit]

[after a stink sac explodes on Shnitzel]

Mung Daal: Oh, Shnitzel! What did you eat, man?

Chowder: I don't wanna be a boyfriend! Boyfriends have to do all kinds of weird stuff. Like write poetry and hold hands and hold hands, and be together forever! Forever's a long time!

Burple Nurples/Shnitzel Makes a Deposit [1.2][edit]

Chowder: Why won't you trust me as a chef, Mung?!

Mung: [in a Scottish accent] Don't eat that nurple!
Gorgonzola: Why, old man?
Mung: Because... because, it is calling out to me. I need that exact nurple.
Gorgonzola: Uhhh...
Mung: Here, here, I'll give you 10 dollops.
Gorgonzola: 100 dollops!
Mung: What is it with you kids? I'll give 20.
Gorgonzola: 200 dollops!
Mung: 50.
Gorgonzola: 300 dollops.
Mung: Oh, my golly! 75.
Gorgonzola: 350!
Mung: 80!
Gorgonzola: 360!
Mung: 85!
Chowder: 800,000!
Mung: (Stay out of this!) 85!
Gorgonzola: 400 dollops.
Mung: 4 hun?! Okay, fine! 400 dollops! Now, give me that nurple! [leaves]
Gorgonzola: I think I might need another nurple. Here's 5 dollops.
Mung: 10 dollops.
Gorgonzola: 600 dollops!
Mung: Oh, I am so tempted to let you eat that nurple!
[Gorgonzola is sitting on a sack of money with Mung holding all the burple nurples]
Chowder: Thank you, come again!

Chowder: I've never been to the bank. Do they have snacks there?

[Chowder and Shnitzel walk up to the Marzipan City Bank]
Chowder: Whoa! It smells like floor wax in here.
Shnitzel: Radda, radda, radda. (Don't touch anything.)
Chowder: Okay, okay. I won't touch anything. [floats with his feet not touching the floor]
Shnitzel: Radda, radda, radda?
Chowder: Well, I can't follow you, 'cause then I'd be touching the floor, and you said-
Shnitzel: Radda. Radda, radda, radda.
Chowder: So I can touch the floor? You need to make up your mind.

The Wrong Address/The Wrong Customer [1.5][edit]

Mung Daal: My kitchen! My beautiful kitchen, what happened?!
[The Marzipan Police officers carry Truffles to the back of the police van]
Truffles: [struggling] What are you doing?! GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!!!

Mung Daal: Ow! Pepper spray!
Chowder: Pepper spray? That sounds delicious. [gets pepper sprayed] AAH! I was wrong! I was horribly wrong!
Rump Roast: Serves you both right. [gets pepper sprayed] AAH! AAH! Ow! What did you do that lady?!

Truffles: Hey, what is this thing?
Shnitzel: Pfft. Radda, radda.
Truffles: Oh, the customer. Wait, do you realize what this means?
Shnitzel: Radda?
Truffles: The customer came to pick up his own order. [facepalms herself] Ugh, and my idiot husband just left to deliver it. Who knows how long until he gets back? You keep an eye on him, until Dummy McDumbalot comes home.
Shnitzel: Radda, radda, radda, radda.
Truffles: Cleaning or no cleaning, you will watch him, or I'll rip your -- oh, hello. Don't worry. Shnitzel here will take care of you until your order is ready. That's what we pay him for.
Mr. Sambal: Ah, towels. [strips off Shnitzel's apron, leaving him in his underwear]
Truffles: Okay, that's disgusting.

Shnitzel: [noticing the Marzipan Police outside] Radda? Radda. Radda, radda, radda, radda!
Officer Sloppy Joe: Hey, look, a civilian!
Sgt. Hoagie: [gasps; takes out a megaphone] We've got a hostage situation. Everybody stay calm!
Officer Loose Meat: A hostage situation? [faints]
Shnitzel: Radda?

Shnitzel: Radda.
Truffles: I don't know where the customer went.
Shnitzel: Radda, radda, radda, radda, radda!
Truffles: Huh, in danger? You are the only danger here.
Shnitzel: [grabs Truffles' hand] Radda, radda, radda.
Truffles: Let go of me! I'm not leaving.
Shnitzel: Radda, radda.
Truffles: No. No more cockamamie stories. You just want to leave work 'cause you're lazy.
Shnitzel: Radda?
Truffles: You heard me. La-a-a-a-a-zy!
Shnitzel: Ah, ah! Radda, radda, radda, radda, radda!
Truffles: RADDA, RADDA, RADDA! Radda.

[During the end credits]
Puppet Chowder: I just had a dream that you were a big, delicious sandwich, but you didn't have any cheese on you. Why didn't you have any cheese, Mung?
Puppet Mung Daal: That's a question for another time, my boy.
Puppet Chowder: Shnitzel was in my dream, too, except he was a big cup of cloffee with cream and sugar.
Puppet Mung Daal: Well, that makes sense.
Puppet Chowder: And then I realized, I become a big carrot!
Puppet Mung Daal: What happened next?
Puppet Chowder: [as a big carrot] I don't know, you tell me.
Puppet Mung Daal: [wakes up, startled] Oh, what? What? Huh?
Puppet Chowder: You were sleeping, Mung. Sheesh.
Puppet Mung Daal: You don't know what you're missin'...
Puppet Chowder: If you aren't in the kitchen.
[They both lay their heads on their pillows]

Mahjongg Night/Stinky Love [1.6][edit]

Truffles: [hits Chowder on the head with a frying pan] HANDS OFF! The ladies will be here any minute to play Mahjongg.
Chowder: But I didn’t get to taste yet.
Truffles: Ah, ah, ah. These food are for the ladies only. Are you a lady?
Chowder: If I say yes, can I have one?
Truffles: [hits Chowder on the with the frying pan again] You already had dinner! I need both of you out of the kitchen, NOW!

Man: [from below] Hey kid! What the heck are you doing up there?
Chowder: I'm going to apologize to Truffles so I can have some meviled eggs!
Man: Oh. Well, good luck with that.

Chowder: Hey, Truffles, I'm sorry about earlier. So can I have an egg now? [the strong wind blows the colors off Truffles' body] Uh, oh. [runs to his room, screaming, as Truffles flies after him]

Chowder: I WANT MEVILED EGGS!!

Chowder: Finally! [stuffs a meviled egg in his mouth and ends up spitting it out] That’s disgusting!

Shnitzel: Ughhh! Radda radda radda radda!
Chowder: Aw, Shnitzel, that's just Kimchi's way of saying he likes you. Wanna see Kimchi's way of saying he needs to go to the bathroom?

Mung Daal: [after Chowder sniffs the glumberger cheese] Sometimes it's hard to tell the difference between good cheese and bad feet.

Mung Daal: Chowder, is the cobbler okay?
Chowder: Yes, but I'm leaving it with Kimchi.
Mung Daal: What?
Chowder: I think they're in love.

Mung Daal: Being a ladies' man, Kimchi, I have a saying: it is better to have loved and lost, than never to have loved at all.
Chowder: What does that mean?
Mung Daal: It means love stinks.

At Your Service/Chowder and Mr. Fugu [1.12][edit]

Mung Daal: Listen up woman, that mood fruit is mine!
Ms. Endive: As usual, nothing but crazy talk from your lips.
Mung Daal: I'll tell you what's crazy -- this rump of yours, that's what's crazy! Now will you kindly move it out of my way?
Ms. Endive: I'd be happy to oblige, Mr. Daal. Whoops! [shoves Mung aside with her rump]
Mung Daal: [spins around and falls in a hole; calling to Chowder] Chowder, kick it enough high gear!
Chowder: High gear, comin' up!

Panini: Num-nums! Are you [rubs Chowder on the cheek] okay?
Chowder: Please don't touch me.

Ms. Endive: You know, [puts the mood fruit on around her neck] I love the way these exotic mood fruits change color according to one's mood. [the mood fruit colors change to brown, her happiness]
Chowder: [whispering] They're due to brown.
Mung Daal: Shh.
Panini: I think they look lovely on you Ms. Endive.
Ms. Endive: Yes. Yes, they do. And do you know what would look lovely on these two? Grease!
Chowder and Mung: Grease?
Ms. Endive: Grease!
[Mung and Chowder are in a big bowl scooping up all the grease]
Mung Daal: I don't know how that woman thinks we're gonna get all this cold grease cleaned up when she keeps... [Endive pours more grease on them] pouring more on our heads!

Mung Daal: Hey, Endive, the grease is gone!
Ms. Endive: I'll be the judge of that!

Mung Daal: This ain't gonna be fun.
Ms. Endive: [mood fruit colors change to red, her anger; turns to Mung, threateningly] You! You can try your little tricks, you can play your little childish games, but rest assured, I will break you! [mood fruit colors change to black, her fury]
[Endive drags Mung and Chowder to a cell door below her kitchen]
Mung Daal: Woman, I will never say you're better than me!
Chowder: Never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never, never!
Ms. Endive: Panini, unlock the cell.
Panini: Yes, Ms. Endive. [unlocks the cell door]

Chowder: Bacon?! [opens his mouth and the mama bird feeds him her barf; grossed out] That's not bacon!

The Vacation/The Sleep Eater [1.13][edit]

Truffles: [yelling] I SAID WE'RE CLOSED!!!!

Mung Daal: Chowder, nobody ever exploded having to go "number 1."

Mung Daal: We Made it! And the water's perfect.
Chowder: (sighs) Oh, yeah.
(Both Mung and Schnitzel realize that Chowder has peed in the ocean and they both swim away screaming as some fishes swim away screaming too)

The Apprentice Games [1.20][edit]

Chowder: [lands on top of Gorgonzola] My tushy feels warm.
Gorgonzola: [lifts Chowder off himself] Get...off...me, Chowder!
Chowder: Guess what, Gorgonzola. Mung says I get ultimate thrice cream if I win.
Gorgonzola: You will not be winning anything.
Chowder: Why not?
Gorgonzola: Because I’m going to make sure you lose.
Chowder: Why?
Gorgonzola: Because.
Chowder: Because why?
Gorgonzola: Just because!
Chowder: Just because why?
Gorgonzola: Because I said so!
Chowder: Well, which is it? Am I gonna lose just because you said so, or did you say so just because I’m gonna lose?
Gorgonzola: [crossly] STOP TALKING!
Chowder: So, do you want me to stop talking and lose or lose and stop talking?

Stilton: Yo, down in front.
Ms. Endive: Hey!
Stilton: What?
Ms. Endive: Hey!
Stilton: What?
Ms. Endive: Hey!
Stilton: What?
Ms. Endive: Hey! [Stilton burps] Hey!!!

Gorgonzola: I'm going to kill you.
Chowder: MUNG, I WANT TO GO HOME!!
Mung Daal: [holding up the ultimate thrice cream] Focus, Chowder!
Ultimate Thrice Cream: [cheering] Gold medal! Gold medal!

Chowder: [fed up with Gorgonzonla’s behavior] I AM SICK AND TIRED OF YOU PICKING ON ME! I AM A LIVING BEING! A LIVING BEING!!

[Chowder and Gorgonzola reach shore after Chowder saved him from drowning]
Gorgonzola: Chowder, you -- you -- you saved my life.
Chowder: Come back to me, Gorgonzola. Come back to me. You’ve got so much to live for.
Gorgonzola: I just said, "you saved my life."
Chowder: I feel like we were just starting to become friends. And now -- now you are gone forever!
Gorgonzola: [springs off from Chowder’s arms] I'M NOT DEAD!
Chowder: Gorgonzola! You're alive! Oh, thank goodness! I was starting to fall into this really dark depression. I mean, we lost every event, Mung’s disappointed in me, and then, I nearly drowned my new best friend.
Gorgonzola: Well, while I do have to draw the line at the word "friend," you did, technically, just saved my life.
Chowder: I did?
Gorgonzola: Yeah, so I guess you’re not a total waste.
Chowder: I guess you’re not a solid waste, either.
Gorgonzola: [to himself] I’m gonna kill him.
Chowder: It breaks my heart to see you in so much pain. Would it help to talk about it?
Gorgonzola: I don’t need your help!
Chowder: Stilton’s hard on you, huh?
Gorgonzola: Stop it!
Chowder: That’s just the pain talking.
Gorgonzola: I’m fine!
Chowder: Does he blow his burps at you?
Gorgonzola: [crying] I try so hard!
Chowder: I know you do. But the truth is, you can’t help being the dirty ragamuffin you are, any more than I can help being the loveable dumpling I am. But quite frankly, if that’s not good enough for Mung, and Stilton, then, well, sir, that’s just not right! [slurps some of Gorgonzola’s tears]
Gorgonzola: That’s it! We need to go back and reclaim our dignity.
Chowder: Is that a new flavor of thrice cream?
Gorgonzola: [to himself] So gonna kill him -- really.

Ms. Endive: [drops down on the ground with a thud; furious] WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! [Chowder, Mung, Gorgonzola, and Stilton scream terrifyingly] You're joke of an apprentice scared away the queen! Now who wins, huh, smart guys?!

Mung Daal: We have all been gone crazy.
Ms. Endive: Right. Medals are meaningless.
Stilton: Absolute meaning less.
[The three masters start fighting over the gold medals]
Panini: So, what do you guys wanna do now?
Chowder: I want to buy the ultimate thrice cream Mung promised me, with these [holds up two gold medals] two shiny gold sments I found. Yum, yum, yum, yum, yum, yum.

Season 2[edit]

Panini for President/Chowder's Babysitter [2.2][edit]

Gorgonzola: Hey, Chowder, want to run for president?
Chowder: No thanks. I'm really more of a walker.
Gorgonzola: [takes the lollipop out of Chowder's hand and uses it to hypnotize him] Look into the lollipop, Chowder. Look into the lollipop.
Chowder: [being hypnotized] Yes, Master Lollipop.
Gorgonzola: You will run for president, and Gorgonzola will be your vice president.
Chowder: I will run -- [snaps out of the hypnotizing] wait, wait, wait a minute! Girl, you crazy.
Gorgonzola: As president, you can ban Panini from being your girlfriend.

Chowder: [to Panini] I'M NOT YOU FUTURE HUSBAND! As President, I will BAN you!

Gorgonzola: [draws a mustache and beard on Panini's poster; to Chowder] Pretty clever, eh, pudge?
Chowder: Mmm, is she supposed to be French?
Gorgonzola: (scoffs) No. She's supposed to be ugly. It's defamation of character.
Chowder: Oh. Because French people are ugly?
Gorgonzola: No.
Chowder: Ohh! If she's French, you should draw a beret! It'll help.

Chowder: I’m gettin’ tired of Master Lollipop.
Gorgonzola: [now holding a cinnamon swirl pastry] Master Cinnamon Swirl says you will kiss babies to win.
Chowder: Yes, Master Cinnamon Swirl!
Gazpacho: Ooh, I gotta try that on mother.

Chowder: [puts on a knight helmet] PLEASE, DON'T KILL ME, PANINI!
Panini: I...I... [breaks down, crying] I JUST WANTED TO BE CLOSE TO YOU, CHOWDER! I just wanted to pass laws that would legally making you my property! Instead you listened to Gorgonzola and ruined EVERYTHING! WHY?! WHY?! WHY?!
Ceviche: Oh my gosh, Panini! Are you okay?
Panini: [through gritted teeth] Yes, Ceviche, I'm fine. Now go away so I can finish my moment! [Ceviche leaves] WHY?!
Chowder: Don't cry, I wasn't listening to Gorgonzola! I was just hanging around with him because he was giving me food. [blushes] He's my friend.
Panini: He's not your friend. He's like a villain or something!
Gorgonzola: [dressed as the Phantom of the Opera] Heeey, Mr. President!
Chowder: [screams] A VILLAIN!!

The Fire Breather/The Flying Flinger Lingons [2.3][edit]

Mung: Chowder, look what you've done! Now the animators are gonna have to draw all this fire! On top of that, you've ruined the souffle.
Souffle: Why, Chowder? WHY!?

[Expolsive flatulence]
Chowder: Heh... sorry. [gasps] I can talk again! My tummy must've digested the peppers. I can cook again! [Rumbling] Oh, wait, it feels like I'm gonna... [explosive flatulence]

[During ending credits]
Puppet Shnitzel: Radda, radda, radda, radda, radda, radda.
Puppet Mung Daal: You did not say that to Truffles.
Puppet Shnitzel: Radda.
Puppet Mung Daal: What did she say back?
Puppet Shnitzel: [screams Truffles' yelling as Puppet Truffles rises up hearing everything and shakes angrily; Puppet Mung gets out of the way] Radda? Radda, radda, radda, radda.
[Puppet Truffles lividly attacks Puppet Shnitzel]

Chowder's Catering Company/The Catch Phrase [2.5][edit]

Chowder: Hey, what's this impossibly random poster that I see?

Chef Holland Daze: WHAZZAM!

Mung: [angrily] You heard me! Never - [points to cow udder] - that phrase again.
Chowder: Wait, how'd a cow get in here?

The Hot Date/Shopping Spree [2.6][edit]

[Fivesday, 3:45 PM -- Marzipan City Police Department]
Sgt. Hoagie: [enters the room holding up two pairs of pants in his underwear] Quick! I need everybody's attention. Stop whatever you're doing! I need to know which pair of pants go with this shirt I'm wearing. Seriously, you guys! I need help. I got a blind date in a few hours, and I want to look hot!
Officer Grinder: Hot date! [chanting] Yeah! Yeah! Yeah!
Officer PB&J: Make sure you pat her on the back and burp her. I love it when my mommy does that.
Officer Cheesesteak: Both pants look really nice. They both look really expensive. I wish I had nice things, but instead I have two cats -- two expensive cats!
Officer Snow Leopard: Well, if you ask me, a flat-front pant never goes out of style.
Officer Loose Meat: Look, Sarge, a woman doesn't care about how a guy is dressed on her first date -- only that he pays attention to her.
Sgt. Hoagie: And how would you know that?
Officer Loose Meat: Hello?! I'm a woman.
Sgt. Hoagie: You are?
Officer Loose Meat: [close up on her face] Yes!
Officer Po-boy: Just remember -- girls love it when you're a real jerk to 'em. Works for me every time. That's a lie. I'm so lonely.
Beaver Cop: Beaver Cop says, you should arrest her and force her to go out with you. I'm Beaver Cop.
Sgt. Hoagie: Look, this is getting me nowhere. I haven’t had a date in twelve years, okay? Twelve! That’s a long time! That’s 84 in dog years!
[Telephone on the desk starts ringing]
Officer Sloppy Joe: [answers the phone] Hello? Marzipan Police Department.

Ms. Endive: Can’t you see I’m completely covered in pudding?!
Officer Grinder: Pudding! [chanting] Pudding! Pudding! Pudding! [picks up Endive and eats the pudding off her]
Sgt. Hoagie: Officer Grinder, no! Put that citizen down! That’s in order. [Officer Grinder sets Endive down] Sorry about that.
Ms. Endive: It’s okay. I think he worked out the knot in my back. [faints flat on her front on the ground with a clang]

Officer Sloppy Joe: [interrogating Shnitzel] All right, tough guy. You better come clean right now, ‘cause your little friend over there just spilled the beans.
[Chowder stands next to the spilled jar of beans while Officer Po-boy scoops it all up with a shovel]
Chowder: I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry! I’m sorry!

Ms. Endive: What is going on here?! Has he confessed yet to desecrating my beautiful pool?!
Mung Daal: Only if you admit that you filled my air conditioner with shmarshmallows! [flashback to him, Chowder, Shnitzel, and the kitchen covered in shmarshmallows] Endive!
Ms. Endive: Never! I want you to pay for having my pool cleaned!
Mung Daal: Only if you pay for the buckets of tears I cry every time I see your face!
Ms. Endive: Only if you pay for the barf bags people use after they eat your cooking!
Mung Daal: Only if you pay for the extra zip code for your big mouth!

[Sgt. Hoagie sadly leaves the table and walks out of the restaurant]
Ms. Endive: [on a motorized scooter] Hey, handsome. Need a lift?
Sgt. Hoagie: Eh, what the heck?

Mung Daal: No money means... [Scene changes to the voice actors of the main characters] no animation!
Tara Strong (Truffles): What are we gonna do?
John DiMaggio (Shnitzel): Radda radda.
Dwight Schultz (Mung Daal): No, we are not going home! We've got to save the show.
Nicky Jones (Chowder): But where are we gonna get the money to pay for it?
[the voice actors of the main characters come up with an idea by washing cars, and sure enough, succeeded]
Dwight Schultz (Mung Daal): I think we made enough... [Scene changes back to animation style] to get the animation back.

Mung Daal: [as soup lands in his face burning and screams in pain] My beautiful, expensive face! [his makeover is washed away]
Truffles: [gasps in shock] Mung?! [growls angrily at him] This isn’t a dream!
Mung Daal: [nervously] Uh, yes it is.
Truffles: No! You’re never in my dreams. What have you done?!
Chowder: We spent all the money - that’s what.
Truffles: [gasps] Empty? You’re gonna pay me back every last sment!

The Party Cruise/Won Ton Bombs [2.7][edit]

Man #1: Did you see those two guys? They weren't wearing a thong! I mean, how can you go on a cruise without a thong? How?
Man #2: WHAT HAS THIS WORLD COME TO???

[After Mung sees Shnitzel wearing a hula skirt]
Mung: Well, Chowder, it looks like we've lost Shnitzel to the dark side.
Chowder: I don't know, Mung Daal. The dark side looks a lot brighter.

Mung: Did I ever tell you the story of my famous 1,000-day fishing trip?
Chowder: How many days?
Mung: 1,000.
Chowder: Oh, gosh!

[Mung mutters, literally shriveling up with insanity, then turns to Chowder]
Mung: Chowder... Sweetheart... Dear Boy... The Bluffer Fish got away because you and your friend Shnitzel wanted to be [looking cute and buck-toothed, waving his hands] a couple of good-time charlies!
Charlie #1: You wanted to be us? How silly!
Charlie #2: Come on, Charlie! Let's go have a good time!
[The Good-time Charlies leave, laughing. Horn honks off-screen]

Mung: I don't want--
Lo Mein: NO! Sit down. It's story time.
Truffles: Did someone say stories? About Mung's past?
Shnitzel: Ooh! Radda!
Hamhock: Stories? We like stories! Right, Marzipan City? [Mazipan City cheers]

Mung: Chowder! If I met my past self, it could unravel the space-time continuum.
Chowder: But what does the space-time condiminium have to do with... wait? What're we talking about?

Chowder: (gasp) IT'S YOU AS A KID! You were so green! So... greeeeen... [starts running towards Young Mung frantically] Hiiii. I'm Chooooowder. I know you in the fuuuuutuuure! Fuuuutuure! [Mung pulls Chowder away] FUTURE!

Mung: Now, Chowder! Do it, now! [Chowder rips off his clothes and runs around naked]
Chowder: Label! Label, label, label! I need a label! Something that tells me what I am! Am I a rabbit? A cat? A baby hippopotamus? This is so uncomfortable! Somebody please label me before it's too late!
[Mung quickly switches the bad Won Ton Bomb dish with the good Won Ton Bomb dish]
Mung: [whispers] I've got it, Chowder!
Chowder: [calmly] That is all.

Mung: Remember what I've told you, Chowder.
Chowder: Never eat barbed wire.

Young Mung: Oh ladies! You want some squats with that order? (starts squatting)

Young Mung: What the heck are those?
Lo Mein: Those are LADIES.
Young Mung: Ladies?
Lo Mein: No, no, no. LADIES.
Lady: Oh my! I could order a million of you!!!
Young Mung: LADIES!!!

Big Ball/The Brain Freeze [2.12][edit]

Mung: Shh! It's bad luck not to say the whole name. Now let me start over: Field Tournament Style Up And Down On The Ground Manja Flanja Blanja Banja Ishka Bibble Babble Flabble Doma Roma Floma Boma Jingle Jangle Every Angle Bricka Bracka Flacka Stacka Two Ton Rerun Free For All... Big Ball.

Endive's Dirty Secret/Big Food [2.14][edit]

Chowder: WHOA, THAT WAS Close!
Mung Daal: You said it. Now let's skedaddle before those hounds --
Shnitzel: [ Gasps ] R-radda!!
Mung Daal : Shnitzel, what are you talking about?
Shnitzel: Rad-da!
Mung Daal: What? What do want me to look at? [ Gasps ] ew! it's endive! Oh, my lord! Oh, what is she–
Chowder: Mung. What, what, who, who, why?! It's like some horrible accident! I can't look away!
Mung Daal: Oh, if only I had a camera!
Shnitzel: Radda, radda.
Mung Daal: Thanks, Shnitzel. Good thing you carry this high-powered camera everywhere you go. [ Camera shutter clicking ]
Ms. Endive: [ gasps ] No! [ Growling ]
Mung Daal: Hey, guys, i wonder what endive will say when she finds out we captured her dirty secret on film?
Both: Humina, humina, humina, humina, humina, humina.
Mung Daal: What -- take more pictures? Shnitzel, this zoom lens is great!
Ms. Endive: [ Growling ] MUNG! [ Breathing heavily ]
Mung Daal: [ Chuckles nervously ]
Ms. Endive: Give me that camera!
Mung Daal: We'll give you this camera if you let us in your pool.
Ms. Endive: Never! Give me that camera!
Mung Daal: Woman, you will let us take a dip in your pool, or we'll show these pictures to everybody.
Ms. Endive: You wouldn't dare.
Mung Daal: Try me.
Ms. Endive: No, forget it! I-i-i'm calling your bluff!
Mung Daal: [ Sighs ] I didn't want to have to do it this way, endive -- really didn't. Everyone to the farmers' market!!
Ms. Endive: [ Gasps ] No! no! no! No! no! no! no! no! no! [ Gasps ] my reputation will be ruined! Aah! Get back here! No! No! no! no! No! No! no! No! Wha?
Mung Daal: Blah, blah, endive, blah, blah, blah! Check it out!
Gazpacho: Mm-hmm. And what are we looking at? Mama, no! [ Gags ] [ vomits ] I'm all right. I'm not all right! [ Vomits violently ] That Ms. Endive, she's disgusting! And that picture of her is gross too. Bada bing, I've got a million of 'em!
Ms. Endive: [ Breathing heavily ]
Mung Daal: Well, hello, endive.
Ms. Endive: Give it to me!
Mung Daal: Unh-unh-unh-unh, I told you -- I'll let you have it when you allow us into your pool.
Ms. Endive: I will never allow grubby cretins like you to frolic in my pool! Never!
Mung Daal: Well, you leave me no choice. Endive pictures! Embarrassing endive pictures! Get your endive pictures right here! See what everyone is talking about!
Ms. Endive: Okay, fine! I will allow you to use my pool just this once. But in ever want those pictures seen by anyone ever again!

Paint the Town/The Blackout [2.15][edit]

Mung Daal: (After arriving in Chowderland) Honey, you're not gonna believe what Chowder has done!
Truffles: How do you know it's Chowder?
Mung Daal: He signed his name on the lower right-hand corner.

The Dice Cycle/The Chain Recipe [2.16][edit]

Chowder: Oh, why was I cursed like this Mung? With such short legs? If only I had something to ride on. Something with two wheels. And with handlebars. And is red. And it's in the garage. Your Dice Cycle, I wanna ride your Dice Cycle.
Mung Daal: Yes, I know what you're referring to and the answer is "No"! You'll wreck it.
Chowder: No I won't! I swear on the soul of my poor dead cooking master!
Mung Daal: I'm not dead.
Chowder: You could be if you tried.

Chowder: If Mung won't make the chain recipe, then Mung will make the chain recipe!
Colonel Chicken Chowder Clone: I declare I do not understand I declare.
Chowder: That's because you're not supposed to understand until after the wipe.
Colonel Chicken Chowder Clone: Oh.

Truffles: [holding on to a tree as the wind blows away her clothes, hat, and hair; to the audience] Don't you look at me!

The Garden/Sheboodles! [2.17][edit]

Chowder: For match of luggage. And out for incesticide!

A Faire to Remember/Tofu-Town Showdown [2.20][edit]

Panini: Oh there you are, Chowder. What's going on here? For a second there, it looked like you found a new [breaths fire from her mouth in a malicious tone] girlfriend.
Chowder: Oh, you mean Marmalade. Well, she is a girl.
Marmalade: Guilty.
Chowder: And she is my friend.
Marmalade: Try me and convict me.
Panini: [laughs] Chowder, you get back over here right this second.
Chowder: But I don't wanna.
Panini: Now. Get over here, now.
Chowder: But, can I have more than one friend who's a girl?
Panini: No. Don't test me, Chowder.
Chowder: What flavor lipstick are you wearing?
Panini: Smackdown. Now get over here!
Chowder: Um, I think I'd prefer to stay with starwbarbelberry.
Panini: Chowder, [through gritted teeth] do not make me...
Ceviche: Panini, Panini, what comes after number 29?

Panini: [crying] Oh, Chowder, how could you do this to me?!
Ceviche: On a scale of one to ten, how desperate would you say you are right now?
Panini: Eleven!

Chowder: Shnitzel, what's going on? I didn't know you had a mysterious past. That's so cool!

[Shnitzel elbows Chowder, waking him up while he fell asleep through the whole flashback story]
Chowder: Sorry. I fell asleep. Can you repeat that?
Gyoza: Now, he must pay for his failure. He must FACE THE MUSIC.
[The Sukiyaki Yuza fighters start singing the show’s theme song which starts getting Shnitzel on his nerves and he falls flat on the ground]
Chowder: Hey, fish lady, I don't see what the big deal is. Why don't we just go over there and get Shabu Shabu back?
Gyoza: Impossible! It's too dangerous. Only a skilled meat fighter can face the awesome power of Peking Duck.
Chowder: Well, what about Shnitzel? He was pretty awesome in the flashback.
Shnitzel: [lifts up his head] Radda?
Gyoza: You have a point, chunky purple one. Very well. If you two rescue my father, Shnitzel's honor among the Sukiyaki Yuza will be restored.
Chowder: All right!

Chowder: There it is, Shnitzel. The hideout of the Teriyaki Triads. Gyoza said Shabu Shabu’s inside, trapped in his cookie prison.

Peking Duck: Well, well, well. We meet again my pathetic old friend. I have waited a long time for this. I see you want this cookie. [smoke appears and lifts revealing himself; laughs] You will have to get through the meal I prepared for you first!

Teriyaki Triad #1: [to Shnitzel] You! [gives Chowder back to him] Please, take him home!
Teriyaki Triad #2: His singing is horrible!
Chowder: I love karaoke!

Gyoza: You did it. But, where's my father?
Chowder: [coughs up Shabu Shabu and burps] Sorry, I just wanted the cookie. [burps again; narrating] And so, Shnitzel, the greatest meat fighter that ever lived, restored his honor, and brought peace back to all of Tofu-Town. The end.
Mung Daal: You ate the delivery again, didn't you?
Chowder: Oh, sorry.
Shnitzel: Oh, radda! [facepalms himself]

Season 3[edit]

The Apprentice Scouts/The Belgian Waffle Slobber-Barker [3.3][edit]

Mung: There's only one thing we can do! Get some protection.
Truffles: You want I should call the cops?
Mung: Not that kind of protection.
Shnitzel: Radda Radda Radda?
Truffles: No, not that kind of protection.

A Little Bit of Pizzazz!/The Birthday Suits [3.4][edit]

Chowder: [in Shnitzel's body; groaning] What happened?
Mung Daal: [in Chowder's body] I'll tell you what happened -- you blew us into each other's bodies!
Chowder: You mean, I'm in Shnitzel's body? Weird. Freaky weird.
Mung Daal: That's right. And I'm in your body, Chowder.
Truffles: [in Mung Daal's body] And me in Mung's! [cries] Which can only mean Shnitzel is --
Shnitzel: [in Truffles' body] Radda?! [looks down and sees he has Truffles' breasts and breaks down, crying] Radda radda radda!
Truffles: Good! Let him deal with all those for stinking hormones. I'm sick of it!

Chowder: Switching bodies is so fun.
Mung Daal: Yeah. This new body is great.

Mung Daal: Truffles! What have you done to my face?!
Truffles: Oh, it's a long story. Here, finish this order. I can't do anything right in your body.
Mung Daal: Well, I can't cook. I can't reach anything in these arms.
Truffles: The kitchen is falling apart. What do we do?!
Mung Daal: That settles it -- we change back into our bodies A.S.A.P. [Chowder cries over this and starts having a mental breakdown] Chowder! Chowder, what's the matter?
Chowder: [crying] I don't wanna leave Shnitzel's body. Mung, I love it! Especially the part where I'm strong and tall. And strong!
Mung Daal: Are you finished?
Chowder: Yeah, I'm good. When do we change back to our bodies?

Chowder: I forgot how soft and pudgy my body is, compared to hard and cold Shnitzel's body was.
Shnitzel: Radda. [lets go of the mop and walks off]
Ms. Endive: [now in Mung Daal's body] Well, I think you're all a bunch of billowy ninny swallows. Oh, good gravy! I'm in Mung Daal's body! And if I'm in his body, he must be in...
[Endive's kitchen; Mung is now in Endive's body as he screams horrifyingly in the reflection and starts going berserk]
Mung Daal: Hey, this is kind of fun.

Rhino Lady: Gelato, what is wrong with society today?
Gelato: Yes, yes, I dare say. If I see one more thing to upset my uptight sensibilities, then we would have to form an angry mob.
[The six people stop in front of Chowder, Mung, Shnitzel, and Truffles, stripped from their fruit suits; Gelato gasps and faints]
Rhino Lady: Gelato?! Gelato! Those heathens have made Gelato faint! Get them!
[Mung, Chowder, Shnitzel, and Truffles start to run and scream as the angry mob chases after them]

Rhino Lady: Really? Baby ducks.
Sgt. Hoagie: Who doesn't like baby ducks?

Weekend at Shnitzel's/Taste Buds [3.7][edit]

Mung and Truffles: See ya, wouldn't wanna be ya!

Chowder: So, what wild crazy thing should we do first? I'm down with whatever G, as long as it's wild and/or crazy! Yeah, yeah! Wild and crazy!

Chowder: This, is boring. This is boring! You're boring! Life is boring, and this episode is boring!

Carlito Con Queso: Come back here, you! Come back here with my Mesquite! Not cool, man! Not cool!
Chowder: Huh. He was my ride.

Carlito Con Queso: Get your hands off my Mesquite!
Shnitzel: Radda! Radda, radda, radda, radda, radda!
Carlito Con Queso: NO! You cannot be in love with her, because I am in love with her!

Gazpacho!/The Toots [3.8][edit]

Gorgonzola: What is the meaning of all this hubub?

Chowder Grows Up [3.9][edit]

Kebab: You have a meeting in five minutes, Mr. Gorgonzola. Sir.
Adult Gorgonzola: Kebab, I thought I told you to wear your uniform!
Kebab: Yes, but--
Adult Gorgonzola: Put it on. [Kebab puts on Chowder's clothes and hat] Ha! Look at you, Chowder. Look, I have become terrifically successful! And what are you? A pathetic stooch!
Kebab: Please, sir, can I take off my uniform now?
Adult Gorgonzola: NO! Say what Chowder would say!
Kebab: I'm chubby?
Adult Gorgonzola: It's not the same! Don't look at me! [picks up his office desk] I NEED CHOWDER TO BE MY RIVAL!

[last scene of the series]
Adult Chowder: Nah, we we're cute kids.
Adult Panini: Yeah.
Adult Chowder: But, seriously, no more babies. Okay?
Scraps: [on top of the runaway babies] Help! Help! The babies got me!
Adult Panini: Okay, I'll stop.
Adult Chowder: [runs off] Babies, no! Put Scraps down!
[as the Adult Chowder runs after the babies, there are crashes heard and the book closes to the front cover]

[last credits of the series]
Puppet Chowder: Schnitzel, I had the craziest dream, it was 20 years to the future, what do you think it means?
Puppet Schnitzel: Rada-rada.
Puppet Chowder: Wow Schnitzel, I just had a dream, that had a dream you we're explaining my dream and the dream. What is suppose it means?
Puppet Schnitzel: Rada-rada, rada-rada.
Puppet Chowder: [last lines] Schnitzel, I just had a dream, that had a dream, that had a dream thaat you we're explaining my dream and the dream that you we're dreaming. What is suppose it means?

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