Codename: Kids Next Door/Season 1
- 1 Season 1
- 1.1 No P in the OOL [1.01]
- 1.2 Operation: C.A.K.E.D. [1.02]
- 1.3 Operation: I.-S.C.R.E.A.M. [1.03]
- 1.4 Operation: C.A.N.N.O.N. [1.04]
- 1.5 Operation: N.O.-P.O.W.U.H. [1.05]
- 1.6 Operation: T.E.E.T.H. [1.06]
- 1.7 Operation: P.I.R.A.T.E. [1.07]
- 1.8 Operation: C.O.W.G.I.R.L. [1.08]
- 1.9 Operation: T.U.R.N.I.P. [1.09]
- 1.10 Operation: M.I.N.I.-G.O.L.F. [1.10]
- 1.11 Operation: O.F.F.I.C.E. [1.11]
- 1.12 Operation: A.R.C.T.I.C.] [1.12]
- 1.13 Operation: L.I.C.E. [1.13]
- 1.14 Operation: L.I.Z.Z.I.E. [1.14]
- 1.15 Operation: P.O.I.N.T. [1.16]
- 1.16 Operation: C.A.B.L.E.-T.V. [1.17]
- 1.17 Operation: C.A.M.P. [1.18]
- 1.18 Operation: T.O.M.M.Y. [1.19]
- 1.19 Operation: C.H.A.D. [1.20]
- 1.20 Operation: P.I.A.N.O. [1.21]
- 1.21 Operation: Z.O.O. [1.22]
- 1.22 Operation: Q.U.I.E.T. [1.23]
- 1.23 Operation: R.A.I.N.B.O.W.S. [1.24]
- 1.24 Operation: G.R.O.W.-U.P. [1.25]
- 2 External links
No P in the OOL [1.01]
- Numbuh 1: Why are we in the kiddy pool?
- Numbuh 3: Because the water is nice and warm?
- [Everyone in the pool looks down at the water]
- Numbuh 2: This is your captain, Numbuh 2, speaking. At this time we would like to request that you hang on to your underwear! Wa ha ha ha ha hoo! Wahoo!!! [presses a button on the control panel, which envelopes the Sector V in pods. The pods are then deployed]
Operation: C.A.K.E.D. [1.02]
- DCFDTL: Wouldn't you prefer to open the gifts after our little game is finished?
- Laura: But I want to open them... [starts to transform into an enormous behemoth] NOW!
- DCFDTL: Fine, fine, fine, we'll open the gifts. Just stay calm... (They read the label on the present) "Kids Next Door, battle stations"?
Operation: I.-S.C.R.E.A.M. [1.03]
- Numbuh 5: [After getting the password for the ice cream factory] That was too easy! [Numbuh 2 lands on the ice cream factory] That was still too easy! [After falling into the trap set by the DCFDTL] I told you it was too easy! [Riding the wave of ice cream out of the trapped ice-cream factory] I like it when things are too easy!
- Numbuh 4: Hey Numbuh 1! You might want to check this out!
- Numbuh 1: A roadblock! Quick, tell Numbuh 4 to turn the truck around!
- Numbuh 4: I am Numbuh 4!
- Numbuh 1: Then who's driving the-
- [Multiple screams, truck crashes]
Operation: C.A.N.N.O.N. [1.04]
- Numbuh 4: Where are our super powered anti-adult air attack missiles?
- Numbuh 3: [At a tea party, with two missiles dressed up, holding a cup of uranium] More tea, Mrs. Missile?
Operation: N.O.-P.O.W.U.H. [1.05]
- Numbuh 5: What DO hamsters do on vacation anyways? [scene switches with hamsters having fun on a beach]
- DCFDTL: Thank you for coming Mr. Toilenator, but you're not the type of villain we're looking for...
- Toilenator: Wait, I can do other stuff! [They throw a switch and he's catapulted out of the house]
Operation: T.E.E.T.H. [1.06]
- [Numbuh 3's teeth are cleaned]
- Numbuh 4: If that stupid dentist tries to fix my teeth, I'll give him a whoomph, and then I'll give him a ker-pow, and a thwack, and a gnaw! And if he brings out the floss, Then I'll give him the old whumpah-thumpah and then a - aaah! [Numbuh 4 is taken by Knightbrace]
- Numbuh 5: [not noticing that Numbuh 4 has been taken] Fi-nally! Numbuh 4 shuts up!
- Knightbrace: (In a dentists chair that has multiple flailing objects and weapons) Maybe four out of five dentists can't stop you Kids Next Door... but I'm the 5th!
Operation: P.I.R.A.T.E. [1.07]
Operation: C.O.W.G.I.R.L. [1.08]
- [Numbuh 1 was pretending to deliver pizza to Mr. Wink and Mr. Fib. Lasso Lass and her horse was tied upside-down to a tree.]
- Mr. Fibb: Bring it here. And there better not be any onions on it.
- Numbuh 1: Let me check. Whoops! There are onions on it. I guess I'll have to call this one in. [Winks at Lasso Lass and she smiles and winks back] Kids Next Door! Battle Stations!
- [Numbuh 2,3,4, and 5 come out from behind Mr. Wink and Mr. Fib's house in a giant rodeo horse.]
Operation: T.U.R.N.I.P. [1.09]
Numbuh 1: [as the Kids Next Door P.I.P.E.P.O.D is about to go to pieces at the hands of a turnip swarm] She's breaking up! ABANDON SHIP!
Operation: M.I.N.I.-G.O.L.F. [1.10]
Operation: O.F.F.I.C.E. [1.11]
Operation: A.R.C.T.I.C.] [1.12]
Operation: L.I.C.E. [1.13]
- Numbuh 2: [Just as an enormous lice is about to kill Numbuh 5] WAIIIIIIIIT!!! [Giant lice and Numbuh 5 look at Numbuh 2] You gotta something cool first like "Say cheese punk", or "Cheese to meet you". Wait, wait, wait! How about this one? "Cheese–" [Numbuh 5 pushes a button on the control panel, which makes the entire tree house overflow with cheese]
- [after witnessing a 'massacre' over Numbuh 3's toys]
- Numbuh 1: T-That's okay, Numbuh 3. We'll get you some new toys.
- Numbuh 3: Toys? I don't want toys. [fired up] I want revenge!
- Numbuh 4: What's the big deal? Nobody got hurt.
- Numbuh 3: [angrily grabs Numbuh 4's jacket, very angry] Say that again, squirt, and then we'll see if nobody's hurt!
Operation: L.I.Z.Z.I.E. [1.14]
- Numbuh 2 and 4: Nigel's got a girlfriend!!!!!!
- Numbuh 1: WHAT?! How can you charge that much for a lousy STEAK?! IT'S - IT'S - IT'S- IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!
Operation: P.O.I.N.T. [1.16]
Operation: C.A.B.L.E.-T.V. [1.17]
- [The Kids Next Door play as characters on a TV show. They have uniforms with capes, and they follow a script that does not show who they really are.]
- Numbuh 1: [cheerfully] I'm Numbuh 1! [hesitant] Let's go have some fun?
- Numbuh 2: [cheerfully] I'm Numbuh 2! [hesitant] We've got some cool stuff to do?
- Numbuh 3: [enthusiastically] I'm Numbuh 3! Will you play with me?
- Numbuh 4: [angrily] I'm Numbuh 4… and I can't take this anymore!
- Numbuh 1: [picks up the cigar] An age-changing device. Who would use such a thing? [throws the cigar out of the window and the DCFDTL picks it up and laugh wickedly]
Operation: C.A.M.P. [1.18]
- Numbuh 1: [Angrily] Numbuh Two. Get out of that chair. I'm driving because you are completely useless with THAT STUPID SKUNK AROUND!!!
- [Brad cries]
- Numbuh 3: Take that back about Brad being stupid. You'll hurt his feelings.
- Numbuh 1: Hello. It's a skunk. He doesn't have any feelings.
Operation: T.O.M.M.Y. [1.19]
- Numbuh 2: [talking very fast] Mom, me and the Kids Next Door were fighting this guy and Tommy made a machine for him. So I tried to stop him, but he captured all my friends and double-crossed Tommy, but I ran out of ammo and now he is after me! [cries afterwards]
Operation: C.H.A.D. [1.20]
- Numbuh 274 (Chad Dickson): [attempting to contact other KND operatives] Warning! Being pursues...not followed! I Repeat...followed...
- Numbuh 3: So if there's a "Mega Mom", then why isn't there a dad?
- Numbuh 274: [shocked] Oh...I totally forgot about him.
- Destructo Dad: [crashes into Sector V] Hi, guys! How about some quality time with Destructo Dad!
- Numbuh 3: [shortly before being stupified] I knew it!
Operation: P.I.A.N.O. [1.21]
- Numbuh 1: Okay, Kids Next Door. Simple question: what did we learn today?
- Numbuh 2: Do not deviate from plans.
- Numbuh 5: Teamwork is the key to mission success.
- Numbuh 3: Operational procedures are important.
- Numbuh 4: [in a full-body cast and in a wheelchair] Pianos...are heavy.
- Numbuh 1: Oh, close enough!
Operation: Z.O.O. [1.22]
- Numbuh 1: [Upon finding they cannot escape the cage, starts calmly] I suggest we... [suddenly breaks down] panic!
Operation: Q.U.I.E.T. [1.23]
- Numbuh 1: Hey Numbuh 5! Keep it down! I'm trying to get some sleep!
- Numbuh 5: AAAAAAAHHH!
- Numbuh 5: [after hearing Numbuh 1's speech] Ah, shut up.