Codename: Kids Next Door/Season 1

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Season 1[edit]

Diseasy Does It / Chimp N'Pox[edit]

No P in the OOL [1.01][edit]

Numbuh 1: Why are we in the kiddy pool?
Numbuh 3: Because the water is nice and warm?
[Everyone in the pool looks down at the water]

Numbuh 2: This is your captain, Numbuh 2, speaking. At this time we would like to request that you hang on to your underwear! Wa ha ha ha ha hoo! Wahoo!!! [presses a button on the control panel, which envelopes the Sector V in pods. The pods are then deployed]

Operation: C.A.K.E.D. [1.02][edit]

DCFDTL: Wouldn't you prefer to open the gifts after our little game is finished?
Laura: But I want to open them... [starts to transform into an enormous behemoth] NOW!
DCFDTL: Fine, fine, fine, we'll open the gifts. Just stay calm... (They read the label on the present) "Kids Next Door, battle stations"?

Operation: I.-S.C.R.E.A.M. [1.03][edit]

Smiler: [After getting the password for the ice cream factory] That was too easy! [Steven lands on the ice cream factory] That was still too easy! [After falling into the trap set by the DCFDTL] I told you it was too easy! [Riding the wave of ice cream out of the trapped ice-cream factory] I like it when things are too easy!

Hi-5: Hey, Gene! You might want to check this out!
Gene: A roadblock! Quick, tell Hi-5 to turn the truck around!
Hi-5: I am Numbuh 4!
Gene: Then who's driving the-
[Multiple screams, truck crashes]

Operation: C.A.N.N.O.N. [1.04][edit]

Numbuh 4: Where are our super powered anti-adult air attack missiles?
Numbuh 3: [At a tea party, with two missiles dressed up, holding a cup of uranium] More tea, Mrs. Missile?

Operation: N.O.-P.O.W.U.H. [1.05][edit]

Numbuh 5: What DO hamsters do on vacation anyways? [scene switches with hamsters having fun on a beach]

DCFDTL: Thank you for coming Mr. Toilenator, but you're not the type of villain we're looking for...
Toilenator: Wait, I can do other stuff! [They throw a switch and he's catapulted out of the house]

Operation: T.E.E.T.H. [1.06][edit]

[Numbuh 3's teeth are cleaned]
Numbuh 4: If that stupid dentist tries to fix my teeth, I'll give him a whoomph, and then I'll give him a ker-pow, and a thwack, and a gnaw! And if he brings out the floss, Then I'll give him the old whumpah-thumpah and then a - aaah! [Numbuh 4 is taken by Knightbrace]
Numbuh 5: [not noticing that Numbuh 4 has been taken] Fi-nally! Numbuh 4 shuts up!

Knightbrace: (In a dentists chair that has multiple flailing objects and weapons) Maybe four out of five dentists can't stop you Kids Next Door... but I'm the 5th!

Operation: P.I.R.A.T.E. [1.07][edit]

Operation: C.O.W.G.I.R.L. [1.08][edit]

[Numbuh 1 was pretending to deliver pizza to Mr. Wink and Mr. Fib. Lasso Lass and her horse was tied upside-down to a tree.]
Mr. Fibb: Bring it here. And there better not be any onions on it.
Numbuh 1: Let me check. Whoops! There are onions on it. I guess I'll have to call this one in. [Winks at Lasso Lass and she smiles and winks back] Kids Next Door! Battle Stations!
[Numbuh 2,3,4, and 5 come out from behind Mr. Wink and Mr. Fib's house in a giant rodeo horse.]

Operation: T.U.R.N.I.P. [1.09][edit]

Numbuh 1: [as the Kids Next Door P.I.P.E.P.O.D is about to go to pieces at the hands of a turnip swarm] She's breaking up! ABANDON SHIP!

Operation: M.I.N.I.-G.O.L.F. [1.10][edit]

Operation: O.F.F.I.C.E. [1.11][edit]

Operation: A.R.C.T.I.C.] [1.12][edit]

Operation: L.I.C.E. [1.13][edit]

Numbuh 2: [Just as an enormous lice is about to kill Numbuh 5] WAIIIIIIIIT!!! [Giant lice and Numbuh 5 look at Numbuh 2] You gotta something cool first like "Say cheese punk", or "Cheese to meet you". Wait, wait, wait! How about this one? "Cheese–" [Numbuh 5 pushes a button on the control panel, which makes the entire tree house overflow with cheese]

[after witnessing a 'massacre' over Numbuh 3's toys]
Numbuh 1: T-that's okay, Numbuh 3. We'll get you some new toys.
Numbuh 3: Toys? I don't want toys. [fired up] I want revenge!!
Numbuh 4: What's the big deal? Nobody got hurt.
Numbuh 3: [angrily grabs Numbuh 4's jacket, very angry] Say that again, squirt, and then we'll see if nobody's hurt!

Operation: L.I.Z.Z.I.E. [1.14][edit]

Numbuh 2 and 4: Nigel's got a girlfriend!!!!!!

Numbuh 1: WHAT?! How can you charge that much for a lousy STEAK?! IT'S - IT'S - IT'S- IT'S HIGHWAY ROBBERY!

Operation: P.O.I.N.T. [1.16][edit]

Operation: C.A.B.L.E.-T.V. [1.17][edit]

[The Kids Next Door play as characters on a TV show. They have uniforms with capes, and they follow a script that does not show who they really are.]
Numbuh 1: [cheerfully] I'm Numbuh 1! [hesitant] Let's go have some fun?
Numbuh 2: [cheerfully] I'm Numbuh 2! [hesitant] We've got some cool stuff to do?
Numbuh 3: [enthusiastically] I'm Numbuh 3! Will you play with me?
Numbuh 4: [angrily] I'm Numbuh 4… and I can't take this anymore!

Numbuh 1: [picks up the cigar] An age-changing device. What kind of nut would use such a thing? [throws the cigar out of the window and the DCFDTL picks it up and laugh wickedly]

Operation: C.A.M.P. [1.18][edit]

Numbuh 3: Did you bring Bradley’s bottle, Numbuh 2?
Numbuh 2: I thought you were gonna bring it.
Numbuh 3: Oh, so now I have to do everything?
Numbuh 2: Are you saying I don’t do my fair share?
Numbuh 3: Oh, just drop it, will you Numbuh 2?!
[Numbuh 2 lands the C.O.O.L.B.U.S]
Numbuh 2: Ugh, I get no respect, what with everything I do; [mocking Numbuh 3] “Do this, Numbuh 2. Get that, Bradley needs his little blanky,” [normal voice] ugh one of these days....[getting back on the C.O.O.L.B.U.S.] there is that everything?
Numbuh 3: Well I don’t know, is it?
Numbuh 1: CAN WE GET A MOVE ON?!?!
[Bradley cries]
Numbuh 3: Now look what you did!
Numbuh 2: Oh, nice job, Numbuh 1!


Gene: [Angrily] Steven! Get out of that chair. I'm driving because you are completely useless
[Bradley cries]
Jailbreak: Take that back about Bradley being stupid. You'll hurt his feelings.
Gene: Hello. IT’S A SKUNK!. It doesn't have feelings!

Operation: T.O.M.M.Y. [1.19][edit]

Numbuh 2: [talking very fast] Mom, me and the Kids Next Door were fighting this guy and Tommy made a machine for him. So I tried to stop him, but he captured all my friends and double-crossed Tommy, but I ran out of ammo and now he is after me! [cries afterwards]

Operation: C.H.A.D. [1.20][edit]

Numbuh 274 (Chad Dickson): [attempting to contact other KND operatives] Warning! Being pursues...not followed! I Repeat...followed...

Numbuh 3: So if there's a "Mega Mom", then why isn't there a dad?
Numbuh 274: [shocked] Oh...I totally forgot about him.
Destructo Dad: [crashes into Sector V] Hi, guys! How about some quality time with Destructo Dad!
Numbuh 3: [shortly before being stupified] I knew it!

Operation: P.I.A.N.O. [1.21][edit]

Numbuh 1: Okay, Kids Next Door. Simple question: what did we learn today?
Numbuh 2: Do not deviate from plans.
Numbuh 5: Teamwork is the key to mission success.
Numbuh 3: Operational procedures are important.
Numbuh 4: [in a full-body cast and in a wheelchair] Pianos...are heavy.
Numbuh 1: Oh, close enough!

Operation: Z.O.O. [1.22][edit]

Numbuh 1: [Upon finding they cannot escape the cage, starts calmly] I suggest we... [suddenly breaks down] PANIC!!!

Operation: Q.U.I.E.T. [1.23][edit]

Numbuh 1: Hey! Keep it down Numbuh 5! I am trying to get some sleep here!
Numbuh 5: RRAAAAAAAH!!

Numbuh 5: [after hearing Numbuh 1's speech] AH, SHUT UP!

Operation: R.A.I.N.B.O.W.S. [1.24][edit]

Operation: G.R.O.W.-U.P. [1.25][edit]

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