Codename: Kids Next Door/Season 5

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Season 5[edit]

Operation: E.L.E.C.T.I.O.N.S. [5.01][edit]

DCFDTL: Thank you fellow students for electing US as your new president. We think you'll find the rest of the school year to be quite... delightful.

Operation: D.U.C.K.Y. [5.02][edit]

Operation: D.I.A.P.E.R. [5.03][edit]

Numbuh 2: "Alright, where'd that baby go?"
Numbuh 2: "AAAH! I'm hit! everything's going stinky!"

Operation: B.U.L.L.I.E.S. [5.04][edit]

Operation: F.I.S.H.Y. [5.05][edit]

Operation: B.R.E.A.K.U.P. [5.06][edit]

Operation: S.A.F.A.R.I. [5.07][edit]

Operation: N.A.U.G.H.T.Y. [5.08][edit]

DCFDTL: (the REINDEER System turn them into Grinch-like monsters) Help us, please! You must help us!

Operation: V.I.R.U.S. [5.09][edit]

Numbuh 1: (regarding the teens' prom) Now, I'm going to flow the meeting to Numbuh 2, who has prepared an elaborate computer stimulation of our plan to solve!

Numbuh 4: Oh yeah! This is going to rock!

Numbuh 2: Well... I haven't had time to make computer stimulation, so... I made a diorama instead! But this should still explain the basic attack the same way. First, we'll be like OOOOOGHH Waaahh WOOOSSHH! BAM! BAM! BAM! BAM! The teenagers go WAAAAHHHH!!!! It's the Kids Next Door!! Then we're like WOOOO! Then they're like WAAAAHHH!!! Then we will be like RRRAARRGHH!! RARARARAGGRGHH!! Then they'll go OH NO, PLEASE! We surrender! (ends up destroying his diorama and smiles)

Numbuh 4: That's the same diarrhea thing you made in my history class!

Cree: (smashes through the treehouse) Where is my sister?!

Numbuh 1: Well, if it isn't Cree Lincoln. May I ask what you want with Numbuh 5?

Cree: Where is she?!

Numbuh 1: Why don't you try looking here? (shows a 2x4 weapon, which being destroyed by Cree)

Cree: Nice shot, kid. Any more tricks up your sleeve?

Numbuh 1: Maybe not my sleeve, teenager, but definitely in my back pocket! (shows another 2x4 weapon, but was destroyed again) And in my armpit! (again) And my sock! (again) And under my belt! (again) And under my collar! (again) And my other sock! (again; and does this multiple times until he shows a comb) And uhh... My uhh... well... That's it. (comb got destroyed)

Cree: You better hand her over now, before I turn this stupid tree house upside-down!

Numbuh 1: Go ahead and try it. (scene changes, the tree house now upside-down) Wow... I didn't think you could do it.

Numbuh 2: (in a parachute; Cree appears before him) Cree! (romanticizes) You know, if you wanted to get together, all you have to do is call... (Cree shoots a string from the parachute) Aaaaahhh!

Cree: My sister! Where is she?

Numbuh 2: (still romanticizing) Let's not talk about her. Let's talk about you. (Cree shoots another string) Waaahahhhh!! I mean... (Cree shoots another) Aaaaahhhhah! You think... (another) Waaaahhhh!! (another) AAAAAGGHHH!! No, stop, please, please!

Cree: Where is my sister?! (shoots the last string)

Numbuh 2: (gasps) Numbuh 5 was supposed to be with me but she just went with Numbuh 3 and Numbuh 4! (falls) AAAAAAHHH!

Cree: (grabs him) And where are they?

Numbuh 2: McClintock's Gym, 2.77! (back to romanicizing) Could I get a big thank you smooch now? (attempts to kiss Cree, but Cree lets go of him and let him fall) AAAAAAAAAaaaaahhhhhhh!!!!! (doesn't realize he was now on the ground) Oh, uhh... (realizes and laughs)

Cree: Dork.

Numbuh 2: Okay, so... give me a call later!

Cree: I need Abby!

Numbuh 4: We haven't seen her all day!

Cree: You lie!

Numbuh 3: No, we really haven't seen her anywhere! I know I haven't. (giggles) I think...? Oh no wait, wait, let me think. I might've seen her yesterday... tell me, does she wore a hat?

Cree: (flares up) You're wasting my time! (timer buzzes) Oh, no. No! (checks her watch which reads "TIME'S UP") RrrrraaaaaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

(Numbuh 5 and Cree fights)

Numbuh 5: Let me speak!

Cree: Why should I ever listen to you?! Without that antidote, it's over for me, and it's your stupid Kids Next Door's fault!

Numbuh 5: No! That's why Numbuh 5 had got it for you! (shows antidote)

Cree: You did?

Numbuh 5: I told the Kids Next Door to trying out the new strain unpoppable zit on your prom night was goin' too far!

Cree: (gets teary-eyed) You... you did that for me? After all I've done to you and the Kids Next Door?

Numbuh 5: Well, you may be my archenemy, but you're still my sister. Now come here, let's see if this junk works. (Cree shows her 'strain unpoppable zit') EEW! Nasty! Those Kids Next Door scientist did a nice work, huh? (applies the antidote to Cree, and Cree cried the tears of joy)

Operation: O.U.T.B.R.E.A.K. [5.10][edit]

Operation: C.A.N.Y.O.N. [5.11][edit]

Operation: H.O.L.I.D.A.Y. [5.12][edit]

Numbuh 3: Toilet-paper tube to chew on, sir? Chew tube? Would you like a chew tube? Chew tube for you?

[ Squeaking ] okay, I'll bring you your sunflower seeds in a second! Chew tu-- r-r-r-r-r-r! Dmitri, what did I say about squirting soda on a national flight?!

Operation: C.A.K.E.D.-.F.I.V.E. [5.13][edit]

Numbuh 86 whispers to Father about Numbuh 19th Century.]

Numbuh 86: He's from the 19th century.

Father: The 19th century? Get out of here.

Numbuh 86: It's true. He's like, never seen cars and stuff. Go on. Ask him something.

Father:[Calling to Numbuh 19th Century} Hey, kid?! Do you want to watch cartoons, on the television?

Numbuh 19th Century: What are cartoons? And what is this thing

[Father and Numbuh 86 laughs.]

[Numbuh 3 tricks the Ice Cream Henchman to look behind himself.]

Numbuh 3: I'll take one of those! [ice cream]

Henchman: One of what?

[She tries to squeeze his shoulder to make him unconscious, but it did not work.]

Henchman: What are you doing?

Numbuh 3: Eh, sorry.

Numbuh 5: Hello. Try this.

[Numbuh 5 uses a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.]

[Numbuh 5 disguised herself as henchman]

Henchman: Hey, aren't you a little short to be an ice cream man?

Numbuh 5: Aw, come on. I'm taller than that guy.

Henchman: Where?

[He looks away. Numbuh 3 tries to squeeze his shoulder but it did not work again.]

Henchman: Thanks! I had the worst crick in the shoulder--

[Numbuh 5 uses an ice cream gun.]

Numbuh 5: Try this next time.

[They run]

Operation: R.E.C.R.U.I.T. [5.14][edit]

Numbuh 2: (After he investigates Bobby with his scanner) Risky.

Numbuh 4: Aaaargh!!! (pushes Bobby to the wall) Thought you could get sneaking with a spidertron fight recorder, huh?! (takes out a video game from Bobby and smashes it)

Numbuh 2: Uh, Numbuh 4, that was just a video game.

Numbuh 4: I know. I just like smashing rookie stuff.

Bobby: Um... am I in the Kids Next Door now?

Numbuh 2: Billy, Billy, Billy.

Bobby: Uh, it's Bobby.

Numbuh 2: Whatever. You haven't even met him yet.

Operation: D.A.D.D.Y. [5.15][edit]

Mr. Boss: What are you doing in my house, Numbuh 1? And what are you doing out of bed, Shaunie?

Operation: C.L.O.W.N. [5.16][edit]

Operation: S.P.A.N.K.E.N.S.T.I.N.E. [5.17][edit]

Numbuh 2: Why'd you do it, Mushi?! Why did you bring the Rainbow Monkey to life to coming to spank me?!

Mushi Sanban: Revenge, but I guess in trust a Rainbow Monkey doing for the kindergarten stuff!

Mushi Sanban: Come on out, Hoagie! You can't hide from my eleventy billion color shower of doom!

Count Spankout: [emerging from the closet] Those who feel the power of Spankingness and combine it with fluffy stuffed animals shall feel the stingy wrath of COUNT SPANKULOT!!!

Operation: H.O.T.S.T.U.F.F. [5.18][edit]

Numbah 1: What's that smell? Who's cooking hamburgers?
Numbah 5: I don't know about hamburgers, but your buns are burning!

Numbuh 3's Dad:[after Numbuh 1 told him to go home and lower the temperature; visibly suffering from heat frustration] HA! I can't even get near the thermostat! IT'S SO HOT! [regains composure and sit on the chair] I'm staying right here where it's nice and compfortable.

Operation: M.I.S.S.I.O.N. [5.19][edit]

Operation: E.N.G.L.A.N.D. [5.20][edit]

Numbuh 122: "Fight?!? Over a Rainbow Monkey book?!? What do you think we are? Americans?"

Numbuh 1: (talking in British slang, apparently telling a funny story or a joke)

Other characters: "[Laughing]"

Mr Uno: "That's a good'un son!"

Numbuh 1: "yet, I have no idea what I just said"

Numbuh 1: "You want to get your hand off me?!"

Numbuh 513: "You want to make me?!"

Numbuh 1: "I don't make trash. I just burn it!"

Numbuh 513: "And I don't eat me chips in a lorry when the vicar's pushing the pram across the square!"

Numbuh 1: "And I don't--- what on earth's a lorry?!"

Operation: A.W.A.R.D.S [5.21][edit]

Operation: L.I.C.O.R.I.C.E. [5.22][edit]

Numbuh 5: Oh Hey Heiny!

Heinrich Von Marzipan: Abigail, I, I, never got ein chance to zank you for saving me.

Numbuh 5: Oh thats cool, Maybe this makes us even for Guatemala?

Heinrich Von Marzipan: Not even close!, Not even if you saved mein life two zousand times!, I!

Numbuh 5: Chill out, man. Numbuh 5 was just kidding. Besides, you can thank me once we get back.

Heinrich Von Marzipan: Uh, Back vhere, Fery funny, Abigail Lincoln!, I'll get out!, Und I'll finally haff mein revenge on you, Abigail!

Operation: H.O.M.E. [5.23][edit]

Operation: I.T. [5.24][edit]

(talking to KND Operatives via computers)

Numbuh 362: Huh? Okay. We're on it. Bye! (to another computer) Look, I don't care what level you are, Numbuh 105. Put that video game down, and find what Knightbrace is doing at the kipsie! (to another computer) Sector V, D, Q, I told you I want that broccoli bar shut down ASA now! Moonbase out! (bumps on Numbuh 65.3)

Numbuh 65.3: Sir, I need these official orders signed 73.0 seconds ago!

Numbuh 362: I'm sorry, Numbuh 65.3... (gets hit by a frisbee) Aw!

KND Operative 1: Hey, little help, Numbuh 362?

Numbuh 362: (picks the frisbee and throws it back) Would you guys mind playing Whizbee on the Whizbee deck and not on my bridge?

KND Operative 1: Uhh, yes sir ma'am! (to another operative) Hey dude, go on this time!

Numbuh 65.3: Sir, what about those papers that need authorization?

Numbuh 362: Uhh... I...

Numbuh 96 (Dana): Numbuh 362! Sector B is under attack by angry history teacher!

KND Operative 2: Sir, the cotton candy machine is filled with ants!

(random operatives came and kept babbling to Numbuh 362)

Numbuh 362: (tensed) Uh, Uh-huh... okay... I'll get on that... yeah, I'll try... (gets hit again with a frisbee) AWW!!

KND Operative 1: A little help, Numbuh 362!

Numbuh 362: (flared up) That's it! I want every Kids Next Door Operative at the Kids Next Door Super Convention Center for a quick-topelate portanic super secret meeting at 0500!

Numbuh 2: Oh, boy! If Numbuh 362 called for a meeting here, it's gotta be something really cool!

Numbuh 1: (enthusiastically) Maybe she's going to commend us in front of everyone for our defeat of the mid-west moment of homemade coastal beast!

Numbuh 4: Well, whatever this is about, it better be quick... I got to pee so bad, I...


Numbuh 362: At ease, everyone. I've got something super-double important to tell you all. It's something that I hate to do, but simply can't wait any longer. I'd like to say...

Numbuh 4: Ooooh! Ooh! Oooooohh!! Oooh! Ooooohhh!! Numbuh 362!

Numbuh 362: Yeeesss, Numbuh 4?

Numbuh 4: Can I go to the bathroom? Pleeeeaaasse?!

Numbuh 362: Can't it wait? I'm kind of in the middle of something important here...

Numbuh 4: But really...reaally... REEAAALLYY...!

Numbuh 362: (angry) Okay! Just go already!

Numbuh 4: Yes! (left for the bathroom)

Numbuh 362: What I was trying to say is that running this organization is all-consuming job. One that requires strength, patience, and your willingness to share your candy with everyone. At this point, I feel I have exhausted those very things. So it is this time, my fellow Kids Next Door, that I must say... (to Numbuh 86) TAG! You're it!

Numbuh 86: HAAAAH?! (everyone gets shocked and emptied the stadium) I'm it?! What'll I do, what'll I do?!

Numbuh 4: (just got out of the bathroom) Hey... Thought I was going to explode the... hey, where'd everybody go?

Numbuh 86: Tag! You're it!

Numbuh 4: Hey! Come back here!

(Numbuh 362 surprised with Numbuh 1)

Numbuh 1: Relax! It's just me.

Numbuh 362: Ugh, sorry Numbuh 1... I thought you might be it.

Numbuh 1: Yeeah... wouldn't want that one now, would we?

Numbuh 1: So... Why don't you want to be it now, Rachel? Isn't it fun anymore?

Numbuh 362: Fun? Everyone knows there's nothing fun about being Supreme Leader of the Kids Next Door! That's why we have that stupid game of tag to decide who does it.

Numbuh 1: But you wanted the job back when Chad left, and you've been the best one yet! I mean, other your leadership, there's been a 60% reduction of the world's broccoli supply!

Numbuh 362: Please. It's operatives like you do the real work. I'm just stuck on the moon base doing paperwork, I don't get to go on missions anymore, I have to feed eleventy hundred kids with short attention spans organized... I just don't want to do it anymore, Nigel... So I called in a game of tag. Whoever's it at noon, leading the Kids Next Door will be their problem.

Numbuh 1: You know... I once thought I might be a great Supreme Leader. But then, one day I realized I probably couldn't handle the pressure.

Numbuh 362: Really? When did you realize that?

Numbuh 1: Just now.

Numbuh 1: Some people like Numbuh 100, Numbuh 274, like YOU, would mean for this job. You're smart, organized, and know just when it's time to take a cookie break. Sure it's hard, but I'll bet that's what makes it exciting for you. I hate to see you give that up.

Numbuh 362: Thanks Nigel, but no thanks. I think I'm done. (offers her hand)

Numbuh 1: I don't think you would've touch me. After all, I'm IT. (Numbuh 362 gets shocked) Good luck, Rachel... Whatever you decide.

Numbuh 3: (after tagging Numbuh 65.3) YEY! I'm not it!

Numbuh 13: This one?

Hotdog Seller: No.

Numbuh 13: What about that one?

Hotdog Seller: Grrr... I told you a hundred time already! No money, no hotdog!

Numbuh 13: THIIIIS one?

Hotdog Seller: GRRRR! (spanks head)

Numbuh 13: (Numbuh 65.3 pats him) Yeess?

Numbuh 65.3: TAG... You're it... (collapsed)

Numbuh 13: (happy) Hotdog! I'm going to be the leader of the Kids Next Door!

KND Operative: Oo no, You're not!

(bunch of KND Operatives stick and get tagged by themselves)

(Numbuh 44 is trying to tag a Jamaican operative, Numbuh 1-Love)

Numbuh 1-Love: (points a S.P.L.A.N.K.E.R.) Don't even try, man.

Numbuh 2: Man, that was close, but no one will ever find me in my uncharted super sequence sub-portable hiding spot. (a hologram of Numbuh 5 suddenly appeared in front) AAAAAHHH!!

Numbuh 5: Oh, come on, man. Everybody knows you've come up here to read Rainbow Monkeys "In Love Romance" comic books.

Numbuh 2: NO! I-I-I-I-I-I-I just read them for the, uh, video game ads! I swear it!

Numbuh 5: Speakin' of it, you're about to be, BABY! (released T.A.G.G. missiles)

(after Numbuh 2 successfully over-powering Numbuh 5)

Numbuh 5: (pants) Wow! You are just too good for me. You got to give me five or never, baby.

Numbuh 2: Well, when you're king of the skies, you're king of the... ('accidentally' high-fived with Numbuh 5)

Numbuh 5: More like king of the suckers, baby! Tag, you're it!

Numbuh 1: Chewy pellets? (Numbuh 362 gets shocked again) Don't worry, Rachel. I'm not it anymore. Are you sure you don't want to be? Time's almost up.

Numbuh 362: Well then... whoever's it has got to been totally wetting themselves right now.

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