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Following are last words from Tales From the Crypt media.

TV series

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Season 1

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  • No! It's not right! No! Nooo! It ain't right—
    • Who: Charley Ledbetter
    • Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
    • Note: Character, a death row inmate, says this right before he is killed in an electric chair.
  • Shut up, Cynthia! Shut up, Cynthia! No, no, wait wait wait wait wait—
    • Who: Theodore Carne
    • Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
    • Note: Character, a man acquitted of murder, says this before being eletrocuted in a hot tub by the protagonist, Niles Talbot.
  • What? No!
    • Who: Cynthia Baldwin
    • Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
    • Note: Says this before being electrocuted along with her lover, Theodore Carne.
  • It's my job. That's why I did it, 'cause it's my job. If a man ain't good at his job, then what the hell is he good for? What's anything good for?
    • Who: Niles Talbot
    • Source: "The Man Who Was Death" [Episode 1x1]
    • Note: Says this before he is put to death in the very electric chair he used to run.
  • What are you, deaf? I said let me have it!
    • Who: Husband
    • Source: "And All Through the House" [Episode 1x2]
    • Note: Says this before being killed with a fireplace poker by his wife.
  • Wait, slow down! Wait! Wait!
  • No! No! No!
  • Oh yeah, I'm ready.
  • Coralee, pull the—pull the lever.
  • I'm ready to die.
  • Come on, asshole! Where'd you get that hat?
  • Coralee, baby? [Coralee: Yeah?] What do you say we take a vacation? Go to Vegas, catch Wayne Newton's act, hop over to the Bahamas, and then we'll skip over to Paris? Hey, did I tell you? Polanski wants to film my life story. All of 'em.
  • Somebody! I don't have nine lives! Somebody! LET ME OUT!
    • Who: Ulric
    • Source: "Dig That Cat...He's Real Gone" [Episode 1x3]
    • Note: Each line is spoken before Ulric, a carnival performer, is killed and resurrected; final line spoken when he realizes he has used up the last of the ninth cat's life he was surgically instilled with.
  • Who are you?
    • Who: Ronnie Price
    • Source: "Only Sin Deep" [Episode 1x4]
    • Note: Says this as he is being shot by his unrecognizably aged girlfriend, Sylvia Vane.
  • Nooooo!
    • Who: Charles
    • Source: "Lover Come Hack to Me" [Episode 1x5]
    • Note: Says this before hacked to death by his wife, Peggy.
  • Anita, no! Anita, no!
    • Who: Jonas
    • Source: "Collection Completed" [Episode 1x6]
    • Note: Says this before being struck with a hammer by his wife, Anita.

Season 2

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  • Cha—
    • Who: Cathy Marno
    • Source: "Dead Right" [Episode 2x1]
    • Note: Says this as she is being stabbed to death by her husband, Charlie Marno.
  • I LOVE YOU! I'LL ALWAYS LOVE YOU! FOREVER AND EVER!
    • Who: Margaret Richardson
    • Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4]
    • Note: Says this before apparently succumbing to a fatal love potion.
  • No, it's the law. One can't be too careful in this climate.
    • Who: Freddy
    • Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4]
    • Note: Character, a doctor, says he had Margaret Richardson's body embalmed, right before her reanimated corpse sneaks up behind him and decapitates him.
  • Noooo!
    • Who: Logan Andrews
    • Source: "'Til Death" [Episode 2x4]
    • Note: Says this before consuming rat poison to escape his undead mistress; is later brought back to life by a voodoo priestess in order to keep him trapped in life.
  • You're crazy! You're out of your fucking mind!
    • Who: Alan
    • Source: "Three's a Crowd" [Episode 2x5]
    • Note: Says this before being shot with an arrow by an insanely jealous husband, Richard.
  • Where's Alan?
    • Who: Della
    • Source: "Three's a Crowd" [Episode 2x5]
    • Note: Says this shortly before being strangled by her jealous husband, Richard.
  • Help me, Gloria!
    • Who: Sebastian Fielding
    • Source: "The Sacrifice" [Episode 2x7]
    • Note: Says this as he is dropped from a high-rise apartment patio to his death.
  • Plenty...forty-eight...hate this...set you free...
    • Who: James Reed
    • Source: "The Sacrifice" [Episode 2x7]
    • Note: Says this before dying from an intentional drug overdose.
  • Come on! Let's go, goddammit! Let's hurry it up! Pull the switch! Shoot me the juice! FRY ME!
    • Who: Marty Slash
    • Source: "For Cryin' Out Loud" [Episode 2x8]
    • Note: Says this before being executed in an electric chair, eager to escape his conscience.
  • No. Who?
    • Who: Ms. Kilbasser
    • Source: "For Cryin' Out Loud" [Episode 2x8]
    • Note: Says this before being bludgeoned to death by Marty Slash, using a guitar given to him by Pete Townsend.
  • You fool. You stupid old fool.
    • Who: Louisa Yates
    • Source: "The Four-Sided Triangle" [Episode 2x9]
    • Note: Says this before being stabbed through the back with a pitchfork by Mary Jo.
  • Billy, get 'im off me! Get 'im off me! Get 'im off me!
    • Who: Mr. Ingles
    • Source: "The Ventriloquist's Dummy" [Episode 2x10]
    • Note: Says this as his malformed twin, Morty—who had been posing as his ventriloquist's dummy—chews out his throat.
  • Hi, uncle. What are you doing with my ball?
    • Who: Bobby Thornberry
    • Source: "Fitting Punishment" [Episode 2x12]
    • Note: Says this before his greedy and abusive uncle, Ezra Thornberry, kills him after knocking him down a flight of stairs with a basketball.
  • Somebody help me! No! No! Nooo!
    • Who: Ezra Thornberry
    • Source: "Fitting Punishment" [Episode 2x12]
    • Note: Says this before he is killed by the vengeful spirit of his murdered nephew, Bobby Thornberry.

Season 3

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  • Ohhh shiiiiiit...
    • Who: Edward Foster
    • Source: "Loved to Death" [Episode 3x1]
    • Note: Says this after sipping a poisoned drink, unaware that his intended target, Miranda Singer, obviously switched glasses.
  • Yes, let's.
    • Who: Miranda Singer
    • Source: "Loved to Death" [Episode 3x1]
    • Note: Says this shortly before jumping out of a window off-screen, after unwittingly poisoning Edward Foster.
  • No – fuck you.
    • Who: Policeman
    • Source: "Carrion Death" [Episode 3x2]
    • Note: Says after being shot by an escaped serial killer, Earl Raymond Digs.
  • I'm Lou Paloma. Blow me.
    • Who: Luigi "Lou" Paloma
    • Source: "The Trap" [3x3]
    • Note: Character's last words before being executed for his own murder.

Season 4

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  • You know, I think I forgot to ask. [Helen: You...] Isn't that silly of me?
    • Who: Joyce
    • Source: "Beauty Rest" [Episode 4x5]
    • Note: Says this before dying from a spiked drink given by her roommate, Helen.
  • Yeah. So what kind of girl are you?
    • Who: Druscilla
    • Source: "Beauty Rest" [Episode 4x5]
    • Note: Says this before being strangled in her dressing room by Helen.
  • You're crazy! I'm calling the cops, you hear? The cops! The cops!
    • Who: Mr. Chumley
    • Source: "What's Cookin'" [Episode 4x6]
    • Note: Said to one of his renters, Fred, before he is murdered off-screen by Gaston.
  • Ellen!
    • Who: Jonathan Renfield
    • Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12]
    • Note: Says this shortly before dying of a heart attack
  • Come on, we don't have that much time.
    • Who: David
    • Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12]
    • Note: Says this shortly before his throat is slit by one of Joseph Renfield's marionettes.
  • This isn't funny.
    • Who: Ellen Renfield
    • Source: "Strung Along" [Episode 4x12]
    • Note: Says this shortly before being stabbed by one of Joseph Renfield's marionettes.

Season 5

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  • You lied to me, all of you!
    • Who: Judd Campbell
    • Source: "Death of Some Salesmen" [Episode 5x1]
    • Note: Says this just before being killed by a family he has tried to swindle.

Season 6

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  • Help me...
    • Who: Todd
    • Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8]
    • Note: Says this as his necktie gets caught in a treadmill, strangling him.
  • Son of a bitch!
    • Who: William
    • Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8]
    • Note: Says this before Janet McKay stabs him through the eye with a siletto heel.
  • Ronald?
    • Who: Simone "Gwen" Bardou
    • Source: "The Assassin" [Episode 6x8]
    • Note: Says this before being shot by Janet McKay, who is revealed to be a disguised CIA assassin.
  • Willa—
    • Who: Luden Sandelton
    • Source: "99 & 44/100 Pure Horror" [Episode 6x14]
    • Note: Says this before being bludgeoned to death by his wife, Willa Sandleton.
  • You always wanted to shower with me, Lu. Here's your chance.
    • Who: Willa Sandelton
    • Source: "99 & 44/100 Pure Horror" [Episode 6x14]
    • Note: Says this as she takes a shower with a bar of soap manufactured from Luden Sandelton's body; the hydroflouric acid from Luden's body causes Willa's to dissolve.
  • Naw, that's an old trick I picked up at Benny's shooting gallery on Coney Island. And if you don't quit stalling, I'll show you some other tricks I learned in Brooklyn.
    • Who: Lou Spinelli
    • Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
    • Note: Says this before being bludgeoned with a statue by his cheating wife, Betty Spinelli.
  • Lou...
    • Who: Erika
    • Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
    • Note: Says this before being shot by Betty Spinelli, while making a 911 call to report Lou Spinelli's murder.
  • Oh, my God!
    • Who: Dr. Oscar Charles
    • Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
    • Note: Says this before being crushed by Lou's car along with Betty Spinelli.
  • Run! Ruuun!
    • Who: Betty Spinelli
    • Source: "You, Murderer" [Episode 6x15]
    • Note: Says this before being crushed by Lou's car along with Dr. Oscar Charles.

Season 7

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  • You bitch.
    • Who: Armed Robber #1
    • Source: "Cold War" [Episode 7x6]
    • Note: Says this before being shot to death by Cammy.
  • Right— Aw, shit.
    • Who: Cutter
    • Source: "Cold War" [Episode 7x6]
    • Note: Says this as he tries to light a cigarette, after being shot by a convenience store robber.
  • Come here!
    • Who: Barry
    • Source: "Smoke Wrings" [Episode 7x6]
    • Note: Says this shortly before he jumps out of a window to his death.
  • Reverend?
    • Who: Lucy
    • Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
    • Note: Says this before she has her throat slit by Reverend Jonathan's illegitimate daughter, Leah.
  • What are you doing?
    • Who: Sarah
    • Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
    • Note: Says this as she is being strangled by her husband, Reverend Jonathan, after finding Lucy's body.
  • God is my protector! He is the Wo—
    • Who: Leah
    • Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
    • Note: Says this before she is bludgeoned and stabbed with a crucifix by Reverend Jonathan.
  • Father...what have you done?
    • Who: Abigail
    • Source: "About Face" [Episode 7x10]
    • Note: Says this to Reverend Jonathan before she dies, revealing herself to be a twin on the back of Leah's head.
  • Well, then let her in stupid, so the fun can begin!
    • Who: Drinky Pig
    • Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
    • Note: Says this shortly before being mutilated and eaten by Mr. Wolf, who is posing as a female pig.
  • Come right on in, miss!
    • Who: Smokey Pig
    • Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
    • Note: Says this shortly before being mutilated and eaten by Mr. Wolf, who is posing as a female pig.
  • Little pig, little pig, quit stabbing my head! You can't kill what's already dead!
    • Who: Zombie Pig
    • Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
    • Note: Says this before being electrocuted by its creator, Dudley Pig.
  • Must destroy!
    • Who: Dudley Pig
    • Source: "The Third Pig" [Episode 7x13]
    • Note: Says this before being eaten by Mr. Wolf, which bursts from the corpse of Zombie Pig.
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