Preacher (comics)
Preacher (1995–2000) was a comic book series created by writer Garth Ennis and artist Steve Dillon, published by the American comic book label Vertigo imprint of DC Comics, with painted covers by Glenn Fabry.
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Quotes
[edit]- Jesse: One look at their faces, and I could tell the Good Lord was using my prayers to wipe his ass.
- The Time of the Preacher
- Tulip: The way I hear it, there's two good places to look for God: in church, or at the bottom of a bottle.
- Jesse: Maybe I'll go find a liquor store, then … 'cause lemme tell you, it sure as hell ain't church.
- The Time of the Preacher
- Jesse: He wasn't so bad, for a beer-waterin' motherfucker.
- The Time of the Preacher
- About Leonard, the bartender
- The Time of the Preacher
- Jesse: You used to hate guns, Tulip.
- Cassidy: I know someone who doesn't.
- Jesse: Mm? Oh yeah.
- Tulip: Christ, do we have to talk about him?
- Cassidy: Well, he's a pretty big part of it, isn't he?
- Jesse: It's his voice that gets me … that crawling grinding whisper … spitting hell and ghosts and cobwebs in your ear …
- The Time of the Preacher
- About the Saint of Killers
- The Time of the Preacher
- Jesse: RAGE AND BLOW, YE CATARACTS AND HURRICANOES!
- "King Lear." Always wanted to say it.
- First Contact
- Billy Baker aka Spaceman: So tell me somethin'. How come you shitheads never write?
- The Land of Bad Things
- Visiting the Vietnam war memorial
- The Land of Bad Things
- Jesse: I don't know if I told you, but I never really wanted to be a preacher …
- Tulip: No? What did you want to be, then?
- Jesse: Hell, girl. Can't you guess?
- A Hell of a Vision
- As the two ride off into the sunset
- Jesse: I don't get what I want, me an' these goofs're gonna get to watch a fat boy try to eat his own tits off – an' if that ain't an evening's entertainment, I don't know what is.
- Iron in the blood
- To Allfather D'Aronique in Masada
- Iron in the blood
- Herr Starr: Oh, well let me see: We had an angel, a whore, an eunuch, several dozen idiots, an unkillable mick, a one-man holocaust in a duster coat, the occasional twenty-course banquet for the mother of all fat fuckers, inbreeding, family feuds, bulimia, a retarded child (always good for a laugh), and the utter destruction of our most sacred shrine and secret retreat in the detonation of a fifty-ton bomb.
- Gunchicks
- To Featherstone
- Gunchicks
- Devil: What was that you were saying about the coming century?
- Angel of Death: Well, if you think this one was bad – and it's not over yet – wait 'til you see what's coming next. The little mortal bastards come up with all manners of nastiness to use on each other.
- Devil: I was at Bull Run, and the Crimea, and I've seen what the British are doing with all those herds of niggers. You're not talking to some kind of beginner here …
- Angel of Death: Child's play. What about sixy thousand men mown down in an afternoon? Or a weapon that can vaporize a city? Or a factory set up just to kill? What about two wars that each drag in the whole wide world?
- Devil: Bollocks!
- Angel of Death: I'm serious. I've seen the plans.
- Preacher Special: The Saint of Killers, no. 3
- The Saint of Killers: Not enough gun.
- War in the Sun
- Stated after being hit with a nuclear missile
- War in the Sun