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VeggieTales is an CGI animated Christian video series created by Big Idea Inc. which first came out in 1993.

Where's God When I'm S-Scared?[edit]

Junior Asparagus: AH! Who are you?
Bob the Tomato: I'm Bob. I'm a tomato, and I'm here to help.
(Junior's toy chest starts rattling)
Junior: There's something in my toy chest! It's a- It's a- (Larry pops out with a bonnet on his head) ... baby pickle?
Bob: It's a cucumber.

Bob the Tomato: Look up at that window. What do you see?
Junior Asparagus: My curtains.
Bob: No! Out the window, up in the sky.
Junior: I see lots of stars.
Larry the Cucumber: God made all those stars out of nothing, he just went, (razzes), and there they were.

(The Scallion Wise Men have thrown Daniel, portrayed by Larry, into the lions' den)
Scallion #2: Hey, Daniel! We know you're gonna have fun down there! We're not "lion"!
Scallion #3: Uh, yeah, you better be "lion" down, because those lions are gonna... lie... on you!
Scallion #2: (to Scallion #3) Mine was funny, yours was... goofy. Lions are gonna lie on him? They're gonna EAT him! They're not gonna LIE on him!
Scallion #3: Well, maybe they'll lie on him first, and then eat him... or maybe one will lie on him while the others eat him... or maybe they'll take turns between lying and eating-
Scallion #2: Yeah, you think the lions are gonna cooperate and say "Hey, I'll eat him, you lie on him"? Come on, we're the ones who are lyin', not the lions. (seals the den up)

Bob the Tomato: God made you special, and He loves you very much. (closing line of most episodes)

321 Penguins!: God Wants Me to Forgive Them!?![edit]

[Tommy is crying from Dad Asparagus, Mom Asparagus, Angelica Pickles and Tomato Sawyer teasing]
Stu Pickles: Hey! What’s all the commotion out here?! Oh, grapes!
Tommy Pickles: They were calling me bean-boy and tell me that I had green peas on my head!
Stu Pickles: Is this true?
Dad Asparagus: Ah, no, no, no, no, no. We would never do such a thing is what you except what we've done except for maybe what I suppose, now, you know… well, okay, we can do that. Yep, that is what we did.
Midgel: So, Tommy's dad explained on the grapes that we mock fun of the people and calling the names makes you feel too bad inside, he also told them to God wants us us to be nice everyone. And that's when you act mean, it does God feel sad too.
Dad Asparagus: Well, gee. I… I guess I never actually stopped to think about it. How it was making you feel..and all?
Angelica Pickles: Yeah, we was just having some fun, didn't mean nothing by it?
Tomato Sawyer: Yeah. Sorry. Sorry.
Angelica Pickles: Sorry.
Mom Asparagus: Sorry, didn't mean it.
Dad Asparagus: We will never be mean again!
Stu Pickles: Okay! That's better! Now Tommy, is there anything you would like to say to the grapes?
Tommy Pickles: Uh, like what?
Midgel: Tommy's dad explain to him and that when somebody says they are sorry for hurting you, and it really seriously, we need to forgive them. This way we everyone so better.
Tommy Pickles: Oh. I get it. Okay. I forgive you, grapes.
Dad Asparagus & Mom Asparagus: Oh.
Angelica Pickles: Whew!
Tomato Sawyer: Oh, that is great!
Stu Pickles: All right. Now, doesn't that everybody feel better?
Dad Asparagus: Oh, well, yes.
Mom Asparagus and Angelica Pickles: Yeah. Yeah.
Tomato Sawyer: That is correct.
Stu Pickles: It's almost time for dinner. Come on in, Tommy.

Bob the Tomato: (opening the story of "Larry's Lagoon") I remember that day, that fateful trip.
Larry the Cucumber: Why yes. It started from that tropic port, aboard this tiny ship.
Bob: Now Larry, he was a mighty sailor man.
Larry: And Bob, he was brave and sure.
Bob: And weren't there five passengers booked that day? On our three-hour tour?
Larry: Ah, yes. Our three-hour tour.
Bob: There was the professor
Larry: And we were there
Bob: Well, of course. And the millionaire.
Larry: And his wife.
Bob: And wasn't there a movie star and that other girl?
Larry: Yeah, but they cancelled.

Are You My Neighbor[edit]

Junior: Ah! Who are you?!
Bob: I'm Bob! I'm a tomato, and we need your help.
Junior: Woah. Deja vu. (Junior notices a candy bar on Larry's helmet) What's that on his space helmet?
Bob: What? What do you mean? (notices) Larry!
Larry: What?
Bob: How many times have I told you not to eat while you're wearing your helmet?

321 Penguins!: Rack, Shack & Benny[edit]

(Rack, Shack & Benny are the only ones in the factory not lying ill from eating too much chocolate)
Buzz Lightyear: Everyone else is lying down, but you three are standing up.
Woody: Actually, Buzz. I believe the raccoon is seated.
Rack the Raccoon: I am standing!
Woody: Seated!
Rack the Raccoon: Look! (Rack the Raccoon squats) That is sitting (Rack the Racoon stretches) and that is standing. I am standing.
Woody: Okay. He is standing.

(Having finished singing his bunny-worshipping song, Buzz Lightyear looks to the boys for feedback)
Rack the Raccoon: What would happen if, say, someone did not quite agree with anything in that song, so.. well... they did not sing it?
Buzz Lightyear: (points out the window to the factory floor) What is that right there?
Shack (Tommy Pickles): That is the furnace.
Buzz Lightyear: What is it for?
Benny the Bull: Well, this is where the bad bunnies go.
Buzz Lightyear: Let us just say, in my mind, if you do not bow down and sing the song... you are a BAD bunny.
Rack the Raccoon: You don't mean?
Buzz Lightyear: But I am sure that will never happen. It's almost time for the ceremony. I will see you over there.

Kimi Finster: Sorry, Buzz Lightyear, can not leave your cooking my buddies.
Buzz Lightyear: Guards! Get them!
Kimi Finster: Hang on!

Dave And the Giant Pickle[edit]

(The Philistines, portrayed by the French Peas, are taunting the Israelites from across the battlefield)
Jean-Claude: Hello, Israelites! You are pigs, and soon we will put apples in your mouths and stick you in our toaster ovens! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!
Philippe: Ah, yes, after we defeat you, you will be our slaves and you will have to fetch us our slippers.
Jean-Claude: Yes, and iron our trousers!
Philippe: Ho-ho, and wipe our little noses.
Jean-Claude: Ha-ha, and scratch that spot on our backs that we cannot reach no matter how hard we try. Ha! (no response from the Israelites) Don't you have anything to say?
Jimmy Gourd: Um... do you guys have any fried chicken? I've got a real hankering for fried chicken.
Jerry Gourd: Yeah, me too!
Jean-Claude: (to Philippe) This is going to be easier than we thought.

Goliath: Who will fight me!?
Dave (Junior Asparagus): I will fight you, Goliath!
Goliath: (sees Dave) Oh ho ho! Am I a dog that you come at me with sticks?
(Philistines laugh)
Dave: I don't exactly know what you mean, but you are not a dog! You're just a really big guy who wants to beat me up! And I come at you not with sticks, but in the name of the God of Israel, who this day will help me defeat you!
Goliath: We will see who defeats who! Now we fight!

The Toy That Saved Christmas[edit]

(The Veggie kids watch intently as a TV commercial plays)
Wally P. Nezzer: (dressed as Santa Claus) Ho ho ho! Merry Christmas! Hey kids, do you have the "don't know what I want for Christmas" blues? If I know my toys, and you know I do, than I know just what you're looking for. You want a toy that's fun. You want a toy that's cute. Most importantly, you want a toy with a fully-functioning buzzsaw in his right hand. That's right, you want Buzz-Saw Louie!
(camera shows the toy and demonstrates the buzzsaw)
Mr. Nezzer: Cool, huh? But wait, there's more! Buzz-Saw Louie also knows the true meaning of Christmas. All you have to do is push his nose and... (presses the Louie's nose)
Buzzsaw Louie: Christmas is when you get stuff! You need more toys!
Mr. Nezzer: Getting your own doll is easy. Just have your parents place an order, and one of our trained penguins will deliver it right to your door.
Announcer: Delivery not available to Pugslyville due to the collapse of the Pugslyville Bridge.
Mr. Nezzer: So take it from me, Mr. Nezzer... I mean, Santa Claus and his little elf helper.
Mr Lunt: (wearing pointed ears and hat) Look at me, I'm an elf!
Mr. Nezzer: You just won't be happy until you have Buzz-Saw Louie, the only toy with a working buzzsaw and the true meaning of Christmas.
Buzzsaw Louie: Billy has more toys than you.
(commercial ends, and the Veggie kids run home to beg their parents for more toys)

(Bob is lying upside down in a snowpile after crashing in Junior's sled)
Larry: Bob, Bob! Are you okay!?
Bob: Mouse Trap!
Larry: Huh?
Bob: I wanted to play Mouse Trap! You roll your dice, you move your mice. Nobody gets hurt.

LarryBoy! And the Fib From Outer Space[edit]

(Larry and Alfred are playing Candy Land)
Larry: I'm still stuck in the Molasses Swamp. I've been here for 38 turns. Your turn, Alfred.
Alfred (Archibald): Right, let's see. (draws a card) Oh, look! I get to go all the way to Princess Lolly! What luck! HA! Your turn.
Larry: (draws a card) Still stuck. I sure hope the rest of Bumblyburg is having more fun than I am.
(Larry looks out the window to see the Larry-Signal flashing urgently. He and Alfred immediately stand up)
Larry: Alfred, I've got work to do. Consider our game... postponed.

LarryBoy: I am going to die!!
Alfred: Stop yelling at me! No yelling! Yell, yell. YELLOW!

Junior: I did it! I broke the plate!

LarryBoy: I am that hero!

Josh And the Big Wall[edit]

(Discouraged by the giant walls of Jericho, the Veggie Israelites discuss plans over a campfire)
Pa Grape: This time, I really mean it! We should go back to Egypt. (everybody looks at him in disbelief) Don't you remember? Snorkeling in the Nile? Three square meals a day? Plenty of exercise? Oh, it was paradise!
Tom Grape: We were in slavery.
Pa Grape: Nothing is perfect.

Tom Grape: How are we clapping?
Pa Grape: I have no idea.

Tom: Well Pa? Do you still want to see the pyramids?
Pa: Oh, I've seen the pyramids. Ha! I built the pyramids! Let's go to Jericho!

Madame Blueberry[edit]

Bob: Larry. How much stuff do you need to be happy?
Larry: I don't know. How much stuff is there?

Madame Blueberry: I am not leaving until I have everything I need to be happy!

[Bob and Larry are crying]
Bob: Oh that was beautiful!
Larry: Hold me Bob!
Bob: I would if I could.

The End of Silliness[edit]

Larry: [sobbing] Bye Silly Songs! Nice knowing ya! (sleeps and snores)

Archibald: Yes! It's my fault! All my fault! I'm the one to blame!

Larry-Boy And the Rumor Weed[edit]

The Weed: [singing] I'm a rumor weed! I'm a rumor weed! A tiny little story is all I need to make a big mess! I'm a rumor weed!

Alfred: I'm not a robot, I'm British!

King George and the Ducky[edit]

King George (Larry): We did it! Oh now now now I'm happy!

King George: Whats that?
Melvin (Pa Grape): Its a flannelgraph, to illustrate.
George and Louis (Bob): Ooh! Flannelgraph!

Esther...The Girl Who Became Queen[edit]

The King (Mr. Nezzer): Make me a sandwich!

Haman (Mr. Lunt): You get in the wagon! You, bow to me!
Mordecai (Pa Grape): Uh, no!
Haman: Bow!
Mordecai: No!
Haman: BOW!
Mordecai: I bow to no one except my God and my king!

Lyle the Kindly Viking[edit]

Omelet (Jimmy Gourd): But soft, 'tis Ophelia. (no response; Omelet repeats with emphasis) But soft! Tis Ophelia!
Mr. Lunt: (from off-stage, wearing a pink dress) But I don't wanna do it! It's embarassing!
Arcibald Asparagus: You have to. It's tradition. In Shakespeare's day, all the women roles were played by men. (shoves Lunt out onto the stage)
Mr. Lunt: I think we're gonna get letters about this... (in character) 'Tis I, the fair Ophelia.

Percy Pea: You guess where my ships are.
Omelet (Jimmy Gourd): 2B?
Percy Pea: Not 2B.
Omelet: Drat. Uh your turn.

Omelet: To eat or not to eat, that is the question. Whether 'tis nobler to share my eggs cooked light and fluffy, or to scarf down the whole thing myself. And to take "Tums" against a sea of indigestion. To eat, perchance to get a tummy ache! Aye, there's the rub.

Sven (Larry): [singing] I need to go to the bathroom!
Otar (Bob): Uh Sven, you can stop singing now.

The Star of Christmas[edit]

Millward (Larry): It's Moyer the Distroyar!
Cavis (Bob): Run Millward!

Millward: Seymour, remember how you promised me I could take the rocket car for a ride sometime?
Seymour (Pa Grape): Uh ya.
Millward: It's time!

The Ballad of Little Joe[edit]

Mayor (Mr. Nezzer): [singing] Seven cows sat on a hill, so big and fat. I got my grill. I was thinking about a BBQ. Then seven scrawny ones came along and GULP..The big fat cows were gone.

An Easter Carol[edit]

Mr. Nezzer: Its a bug! A big bug!
Hope: Do I look like a bug to you?

Mr. Nezzer: [after looking at the clock] Yep, I'm just going to stay awake. I'm not tired at all. I'm just going to stay wiiidddee....[snores]

A Snoodles Tale[edit]

Butterbun (Scooter the Carrot): Your special just the way God made you.

God: And lastly your wings. You know what they're for. But not just to fly son, I want you to soar!

Sumo of the Opera[edit]

Larry: [singing] Whether whether whether whether, whether you like it or not. Weather weather weather weather, weather is cold warm and hot.

St. Patrick: So you see, God is like a shamrock.
People: Oh great shamrock, you are powerful
St. Patrick: No no no! This is simply a metaphor.
People: Oh great metaphor....
St. Patrick: No no no no! God is like a shamrock. Because He is God the father, God the son and God the holy ghost. One God, three persons.

[Telephone busy signal sound effect coming from Bob's phone]
Woman's voice on recording: If you'd like to make a call please hang up and try again. If you need help hang up and then dial your operator.
Bob: Larry? Larry! Oh no, he must have ran out of quarters.

Duke and the Great Pie War[edit]

Petunia: Whoops, [laughs] missed the door.
Duke (Larry): Bye, I got my hat now.

Otis (Mr. Lunt): You are lucky Duke, but watch out for yourself this time!
Duke: No Otis! I'm going to look out for someone else first! That's true love!
Otis: That's crazy!

Duke: We'll be family Petunia. And I'll take care of you forever.
[Petunia giggles]

Minnesota Cuke and the Search for Samson's Hairbrush[edit]

Gordian: Aw this is lame. I don't even like this old playground. I'm going home to play video games.

Martian (Bob): God says "We should love our enemies".
Cuke (Larry): Love our enemies!?

Cuke: One chocolate Malta.
Julia (Petunia): Malt.
Cuke: Ya, chocolate.
Julia: No, it's malt. Malt is a desert, Malta is an island.

Lord of the Beans[edit]

Ahem (Mr. Lunt): Its mine I tell you its mine! Give it to me! Give it back!

Scaryman: Sporks! Save me!
Spork: Cookie man say no!

Billboy (Archibald): Today is my twelvety twoth birthday. I'm twice as tall as half of you and half as short as twice of you.

Toto (Junior): I want to fix this land.

Sheerluck Holmes and the Golden Ruler[edit]

Trout (Mr. Nezzer): Move along!
Spud (Mr. Lunt): Nothing to see here.

LarryBoy and the Bad Apple[edit]

LarryBoy: There's nothing wrong with playing video games, but you let this video game play you.
Petunia: I know! I want out!



LarryBoy: Remember kid (Junior), with great chocolate comes great responsibility.

Gideon: Tuba Warrior[edit]

Gideon (Larry): I'M AFRAID OF THE DARK!
Angle (Pa Grape): To tell you the truth, so am I.
Gideon: [in high-pitched voice] I scream like a girl.



Bob: Wiggle Turtle Tubies? They look taller on TV.
Pea: So do you tomato!

Moe and the Big Exit[edit]

Moe (Larry): High ho sliver away!



Narrator: Some matches are made in phosphorus factories, while others are made in heaven. Either way, it all starts with a little chemistry.

The Wonderful Wizard of Ha's[edit]

Tin man (Larry): Ohians, and fifers.
Scarecrow (Mr. Lunt): And mares!
Darby (Junior): Oh my!

Lion (Pa Grape): ROAR! Woof!

[Scarecrow, Tin man and Darby running around screaming]

Tin man: It's an ohian!
Lion: Uh no, thats "lion".
Tin man: Oh, lion. Lion!? Aaaaahhh!
Lion: Oh stop! I'm not trying to scare you. I'm just hungry!
Tin man: A hungry lion!? Aaaaaaahhhhhhh!
Lion: No no! I'm not going to eat you. I'm just having fun with you. On the count of being so bored.

Tomato Sawyer and Huckleberry Larry's Big River Rescue[edit]

Little Jimmy: [looking at a record album of "Mama Belle and Little Jimmy"] Mama!
Tom (Bob): That's your mama?
Little Jimmy: And me! Little Jimmy!
Huck (Larry): That's you?

[Tom & Huck look at Jimmy seeing he is big now]

Little Jimmy: I grew.

Huck: Beware the babies!

Tom: Who's that guy?
Huck: I think it was Colonel Sanders.

Mr. Lunt: Personally, I found the book riveting, full of flawed characters and classic American humor.

Pistachio – The Little Boy That Woodn't[edit]

Carrot: Oh hello cricket!
Khalil: I am not a cricket! I am a caterpillar!
Carrot: Silly cricket.
Pistachio (Junior): Huh? Cricket!?
Khalil: I AM NOT A...Pistachio! You are alive!

Duckling: Quack?
Madame Blueberry: No, I never played )Monopoly, but I'll give it a go.


See Also[edit]

The Pirates Who Don't Do Anything: A VeggieTales Movie