The Hangover Part II

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The Hangover Part II is a 2011 American comedy film and sequel to 2009's The Hangover.

Directed by Todd Phillips.  Written by Todd Phillips, Craig Mazin, and Scot Armstrong.
The Wolfpack Is Back  (taglines)


Stu:  There's a demon in me.
Alan:  It's true, he has semen in him.

Phil:  Wait a second, Chow.  We're in Bangkok?
Chow:  Holla!  City of Squalor!

Phil:  Chow, what happened?
Chow:  You guys texted me.  Said you fucked up and looking to party.

Phil:  Your password is baloney1?
Chow:  Well, used to be just baloney, but now they make you add numbers.
Kingsley:  Really fucking annoying.

Stu:  We're looking for a little kid.
Samir:  $2,000.
Stu:  Huh?
Samir:  Maybe more, I don't know.  How young you want this kid to be?

Stu:  Oh my God!  We kidnapped a monk!
Alan:  We live an alternative lifestyle.

Tracy:  Phil.
Phil:  Tracy.  I'm sorry.
Tracy:  Where the hell are you?
Phil:  [sighs]  It happened again.
Tracy:  Don't say that.  Please.
Phil:  No, this time we're really fucked up.
Tracy:  Seriously, what's wrong with you 3?
Phil:  So much, Trace, I don't even know where to begin.
Tracy:  Oh, God.  How bad?  Like, no wedding bad?
Phil:  Yeah.  Little worse than that.

Phil:  Do you ever do anything that doesn't end in a stand-off, Chow?
Chow:  I am an international criminal.  It always ends like this.  I met my wife at one of these things.
Stu:  You have a wife?
Chow:  Yeah, we married fifteen years.  What, Chow not good-looking enough for a woman?

Stu:  Well, we're living here in Allentown, and he's drivin our lives into the ground.  When we woke up we were wasted and drunk; Phil got shot, we got beaten by a monk.  I was happy and my life was good.  Gettin' married like a dentist should, roastin' marshmallows on a stick.  I got fucked in the ass by a girl with a dick.
Alan:  [laughs]  I remember that.
Stu:  And we're livin here in Allentown, but they're takin' Teddy's finger now.  And I'm pretty sure I'm gonna lose my shit and shoot Allen in the face.  Then shoot myself.
Alan:  You totally butchered that song.
Stu:  You totally butchered my life.


  • Bangkok has them now.
  • We're in Bangkok?!
  • We made a pact, Wolfpack only.
  • I have a demon in me.
  • No one here has to know.
  • We had a sick night!
  • We love to party!


External links[edit]

Encyclopedic article on The Hangover Part II at Wikipedia

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