Big Brother (British TV series)
Big Brother (2000–2018) is the British version of the international reality television franchise Big Brother created by producer John De Mol in 1997.The show follows a number of contestants, known as housemates, who are isolated from the outside world for an extended period of time in a custom built House. Each week, one of the housemates is evicted by a public vote, with the last housemate remaining winning a cash prize.
Big Brother
[edit]Gary Pascoe The un-tried, un-sentenced imprisonment of the shallow classes where release is only achieved with the off button. Gary Pascoe. Dublin 2008
- Helen God!! There are 9 of us in here.....!!! It does not seem to be as many as at the start!!!...
- Helen: I dreamed last night when I was asleep...
- Helen:There's less people in the house than we started with.
- Helen: Do I look chubby, I'm worried if I'm nominated as I'll have lots of pictures taken of me. I just won't eat anything on Friday.
- Helen: If there were less people in here it would be less crowded.
- Helen: You do have 5 fingers don't you?
- Helen: I think I'm the only Welsh person in here
- Helen: On her G.C.S.E's: "God.!! How come you lot have got loads and I have only got 2.
- Helen: I probably sound Welsh on the telly.
- Helen: I love blinking, I do!
- Helen: What is a Liberal Democrat?
- Helen: Is the jelly cooked.
- This is big brother, a meteorite has landed in the garden. You have 2 minutes to get dressed...
- Helen': dressed? What as in clothes?
- Yeah, you know Jack Daniels... he does all the magic stuff!
- Helen, the first one in the hot tub- (Sun behind clouds, cold outside), "It's just like being in Spain!"
- What does insanity MEAN???
- Those infrared cameras can see under your duvet covers
- I've heard that when men's willies are erect they are all the same size
- I don't like telling clients (her hairdressing customers) that I teach dancing because they might think I'm being big headed.
- ... They're self-indulged with themselves...
- I fancy cheese on toast.
- A while later... "I fancy something to eat but I'm not sure what I fancy.
- What's in kidney beans?"
- Jimmy, Isn't that the name of a baby Kangaroo?
- How much chicken is there in Chick Peas?
- Amma:The problem is you're so similar - but in different ways.
- Amma:It would have to be - like - half a trained dog.
- Paul: I was nervous and I'm never nervous
- Dean playing The Look of Love with Amma singing along,
- Helen: Is that one of your songs, Dean?
- Brian: We've named the chickens after the Spice Girls.
- Dean: Good. It'll make it easier if we have to kill them.
- Bubble was balancing the 3 juggling balls on Brian's head as he was reading a book on the sofa and Helen said: "that's fantastic that is, does he know?
- Brian: What if she's (Helen) got an IQ of 25?
- Helen: Actually, I'm only 23.
- Stuart: What's Deans greatest fear?
- Bubble: Going insane.
- Helen: No it isn't, its insanity he's scared of.
- Josh: I've had 4 wet dreams... I wake up in the morning covered.
- Helen: Covered in what?
- Dean told the group how fans had stalked members of his band.
- Helen seemed shocked. I've never been stalked. It doesn't happen in Wales,
- Helen: I don't think any camera is on me right now.
- Paul: yeah except for the one right in front of us!
- Helen: Oh yeah.
- HelenJimmy, Isn't that the name of a baby Kangaroo?
- Brian:, Did you make any mistakes cutting people's hair?
- Helen, When I was training, I cut someone's necklace off.
- Helen: Can you play the Vengaboy's are coming?
- Dean: No.
- Helen: Is there chicken in Chick Peas?
- Emma:I like Jade Goodyear
Celebrity Big Brother 3
[edit]I need a big brother I want harry Stell I no I am just 9 but I am a only child so I git sad a lot with out compne
- Makosi: Anyone who says they don't know my name, don't know their own name.
- Craig:I refuse to diminish my character to survive in this house. I refuse.
- Roberto: Whatever, minger.
- Kemal:I may wear stilettos, but I still have balls.
- Makosi: I could be pregnant.
- Science:Tweedle dum, tweedle dee, and tweedle twat.
- Saskia:Say what you like about me, dog eat dog, let's see who wins, end of.
- Makosi:He's got a massive willy, huge! HUGE! - MAKOSI
Big Brother 7
[edit]- The audience outside: outside Get Grace Out
- The audience outside:Get Susie Out
- The audience outside: Aisleyne Out
- Glyn:I'm cooking an egg for the very first time
- Aisleyne:You better know yourself if your talking about me, little girl.
- Nikki: Who is she? Who is she? Who is she? Where did you find her?
- Imogen:Hot Topics, Hot Topics, With Imogen Imogen.
- Susie: You want a cup of tea, darling.
- Dawn: I have a code.
- George: I don't want the fame.
- Grace: Oh Aisleyne, Shut up you moose.
- Jayne:I shouldn't have been naughty should I.
- Jennie:Would you like a hundred quid. Of course I'd like a hundred quid.
- Lisa:So we (she means her an Imogen ) said, go on Grace fuck it all over her!
- Michael:I think I am love, I am God.
- Mikey:O.k then don't shut your mouth, close your mouth then.
- Nikki: I need bottled water!
- Nikki:I'm so cooooooooooooold!
- Nikki:What do they think this is some kind of hotel
- Nikki: I'm going fucking mad
- Nikki:Your'e swines, your'e fucking swines.
- Nikki:They couldnt care if I sank into quick sand and never breathed again.
- Pete:I'm nominating Dave (he was joking) because.
- Richard: You could serve dinner for eight on Michael's arse
- Sam:Your'e amazing!
- Seezer: Imogen, if I was up for eviction with you I would win as I'm a boy and girls will vote for me.
- Shahbaz: Don't fuck with me fellas.
- Spiral: Is this the Big Brother chair....er.....yeah.
- Susie: Oh how repulsive
- Grace: My god my feet hurt!
- Aisleyne:Do you think this house is full of Judases?
- Shilpa Shetty:You know what Jade, your claim to fame is this. Good for you!
- Jade Goody: Nah, nah my claim to fame is meetin' you, you fuckin' loser.
- Audience outside: Get Charley Out.
- Audience outside: Brian Brian.
- Brian:It must be my birthday! No, no I want to be a teenager forever!
- Gerry:I have watched an awful lot of documentaries so I'm good with noises.
- Amanda:I hate spiders...but I wonder if I'd be scared if they were pink?
- Charley:(Talking about Chanelle) Black Black Black that’s all you effing wear get some colour in your life you stupid cow.
- Laura:I don't want to be hungry this week.
- Charley:I can't pretend I'm intelligent.
- Tracey:I don't do make-up, I'm Trace!
- Tracey: Avit
- Chanelle:(Talking about Charley) Shit just flies straight out of her mouth and sprays everyone in the face.
- Tracey: Phat.
- Charley: I'm a South-east London it-girl
- Sam and Amanda:Crringge.
- Brian: I'd give my left bollock for a kebab right now!
- Charley:At the end of the day...
- Charley: I'm not being funny or nothing but...
- Gerry: I have watched an awful lot of documentaries so I'm good with noises
- Amanda:I hate spiders...but I wonder if I'd be scared if they were pink?
- Brian: Politics is show business for ugly people.
- Laura: I don't want to be hungry this week.
- Charley:I cant pretend I'm intelligent.
- Tracey: I don't do make-up, I'm trace!
- Chanelle: I can't help it if I've got a natural curl to my hair
- Ziggy: It's not you, it's me.
- Chanelle:(To Charley) Don't spit all over yourself you scruffy little slut.
- Shabnam I can hear booing.
- GerryDon't boo me wolves.
- CharleyThis is when the party begins, I promise you now.
- Laura(To liam) Who's the daddy.
Celebrity Big Brother 6
[edit]- Davina McCall: Ladies and Gentlemen, the ego's have landed.
- Audience cheering to the vote: Mini Me, Marry Me!
- Get Bea Out! [Chants the crowd]
- Get Bea Out! [Chants the crowd]
- Davina McCall: Big Brother house, this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear. [All of housemates], The Lines are closed, the votes have been counted and verified and i can now reveal that the tenth person to be evicted from the big brother house is...
- Lisa: It's gonna be me!
- [LISA STANDS UP AS IF ABOUT TO BE EVICTED]
- Davina McCall: ...Hira! It's time now to say your goodbyes, I'm coming to get you!
General
[edit]- Davina McCall: Big Brother house, this is Davina, you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear. [Names of Nominated Housemates], The Lines are closed, the votes have been counted and verified and i can now reveal that the [n]th person to be evicted from the big brother house is...
- Big Brother: This is Big Brother - Big Brother
- Big Brother: Could/Would (name of housemate) come to the diary room?
- Big Brother: Would (name of housemate) come to the diary room immediately?
- Davina McCall: It's time now to say your goodbyes, I'm coming to get youǃ
- Colin Murray: If I was being punched repeatedly in the face and someone offered to let me watch Big Brother, I'd stay getting punched in the face.
External Links
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- Big Brother (British TV series) quotes at the Internet Movie Database