Cunnilingus

A Lick-twat, and a Fencer too. —Martial

Cunnilingus, also known by many other names, is oral stimulation of the female pudendum—usually as a means of sexual arousal.

Quotes

• Et delator es et calumniator,
  Et fraudator es et negotiator,
  Et fellator es et lanista.
  • Martial, Ep. xi. 66 ("To Vacerra")
    • Th’ art both a Pick-thank, and Detractor,
      A cunning Cheater, and a Factor,
      A Lick-twat, and a Fencer too, ...
      • R. Fletcher, Ex Otio Negotium (1656)

• Petruchio: Come, come, you wasp; i' faith, you are too angry.
  Katherina: If I be waspish, best beware my sting.
  Petruchio: My remedy is, then, to pluck it out.
  Katherina: Ay, if the fool could find it where it lies.
  Petruchio: Who knows not where a wasp does wear his sting? In his tail.
  Katherina: In his tongue.
  Petruchio: Whose tongue?
  Katherina: Yours, if you talk of tales; and so farewell.
  Petruchio: What! with my tongue in your tail? Nay, come again, Good Kate; I am a gentleman.
  Katherina: That I'll try. [Striking him.]
  Petruchio: I swear I'll cuff you if you strike again.
  Katherina: So may you lose your arms: If you strike me, you are no gentleman; And if no gentleman, why then no arms.
  • William Shakespeare, The Taming of the Shrew, Act II, scene i (c. 1590–1592)

• ‘Hold, sir,’ quoth she, ‘My word I will not fail,
  For you shall feel my hand, and kisse my tail.’
  • John Taylor, Epigrams (1614; 1630)

• Then will I visit with a wand’ring kiss
  The vale of lilies and the bower of bliss;
  And where the beauteous region both divide
  Into two milky ways, my lips shall slide
  Down those smooth alleys, wearing as they go
  A tract for lovers on the printed snow;
  Thence climbing o’er the swelling Apennine,
  Retire into thy grove of eglantine,
  Where I will all those ravish’d sweets distil
  Through Love’s alembic, and with chemic skill
  From the mix’d mass one sovereign balm derive,
  Then bring that great elixir to thy hive.
  • Thomas Carew, "A Rapture", Poems (1640)

• As a link, it beats fucking out of the field. I've tried both and I know.
  • Flossie, a Venus of Fifteen (1897)
• That naughty old Sappho of Greece
  Said: “What I prefer to a piece
    Is to have my pudenda
    Rubbed hard by the enda
  The little pink nose of my niece.”
  • Norman Douglas, Some Limericks (1928)

• There was a young bride, a Canuck,
  Told her husband, “Let’s do more than suck.
    You say that I, maybe,
    Can have my first baby—
  Let’s give up this Frenching, and fuck!”
  • Quoted in Gershon Legman, The Limerick (1970)