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Theatrum Machinarum Generale, 1724

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18th century

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    • William Emerson (1754/73) The Principles of Mechanics. Preface; Cited in: R.S. Woolhouse (1988) Metaphysics and Philosophy of Science in the Seventeenth and Eighteenth Centuries: Essays in Honour of Gerd Buchdahl. p. 29

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19th century

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  • The course of study includes the teaching of English, mathematics, mechanics, chemistry, physics, and drawing ; designing, weaving, and manufacturing ; dyeing, mechanical engineering; and metal working ; building construction and wood.
    • William Cudworth (1800) Condition of the Industrial Classes of Bradford and District. p. 24
  • This is a great drawback on the introduction of steam-vessels generally abroad; and until the profession of mechanical engineering is considered a fit pursuit for respectable young men, it must remain so.
    • MacGregor Laird (1837) Narrative of an expedition into the interior of Africa. Vol 1. p. 13
  • The number of our students of Engineering, especially of Civil and Mechanical Engineering, is becoming so great that we are somewhat embarrassed to make proper provision for them.
    • University of Michigan (1871) The President's Report to the Board of Regents for the Academic Year ...: Financial Statement for the Fiscal Year. p. 6
  • Announcement of the Stevens Institute of Technology ; A School of Mechanical Engineering, founded by Edwin A. Stevens, Esq. Hoboken, New Jersey. 1874.
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There are many good mechanical engineers; — there are also many good " businessmen ;"— but the two are rarely combined in one person.
- Henry R. Towne, 1886
  • Mechanical Engineering may be defined as being the application of mathematics to Science, with particular reference to the design and fabrication of all forms of machinery. Since engineering is the combined science and art of utilizing the forces and materials of nature, and since this utilization is accomplished in nearly all cases by machines, or by processes working through machines, it is evident that mechanical engineering is the basis of aU art and industry.
  • There are many good mechanical engineers; — there are also many good " businessmen ;"— but the two are rarely combined in one person.
  • It has been suggested that because the able mechanical engineers who have taken up the subject of dynamo construction are mainly to be credited with the advances which have been made in electrical lightning, therefor electrical engineering per se is to be a thing of the past. For the further, those who would be electrical engineers must first be mechanical engineers, and then somehow obtain a smattering of electrical knowledge, and all will be will with them...
  • Mechanical differs from Civil Engineering in the fact that the former provides or makes what the latter uses. On this account, a knowledge of mechanical engineering is of invaluable service to the civil engineer, and it should be the rule to obtain this practically, whatever branch of engineering the student may ultimately follow.
    • Frederick Dye (1895) Popular engineering: : being interesting and instructive examples in civil, mechanical, electrical, chemical, mining, military and naval engineering graphically and plainly described...". p. 212
  • The young man fresh from a great public school, or the refinement of a well-kept English home, will find the practical work of mechanical engineering extremely irksome and distasteful at first. Mechanical engineering is distinctly dirty work.
    • The Electrical Journal (1897) Vol 39. p. 53
  • Mechanical Engineering may be defined as being the application of mathematics to Science, with particular reference to the design and fabrication of all forms of machinery. Since engineering is the combined science and art of utilizing the
    • United States. Congress. Senate (1898) Senate Documents, Otherwise Publ. as Public Documents and Executive Documents: 14th Congress, 1st Session-48th Congress, 2nd Session and Special Session. p. 245

20th century, first half

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  • Mechanical Engineering is that branch of engineering which broadly speaking covers the fields of heat, power, design of machinery, industrial management, and manufacturing problems.
    • University of Michigan, ‎Charles Willcox (1927) General Register. p. 199
  • Mechanical engineering may be defined as "the science and art of utilizing by machines the forces and materials of nature."
    • William Augustus Mitchell (1928) Mechanical engineering: a text-book for a short course. p. 8
  • The two main purposes of mechanical engineering are: first, to design and make tools and equipment for turning out machinery required by all branches of engineering, industry, and commerce, and, second, to design and manufacture, by means of said tools and equipment.
    • Theodore Jesse Hoover, ‎John Charles Lounsbury Fish (1941) The Engineering Profession. p. 133
  • The analytical and factual approach to engineering problems is identical with that to business problems. There is no more fundamental training or mental discipline for business than engineering, particularly mechanical engineering.
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  • Learning to practice mechanical engineering is a lifetime assignment. New problems are continually demanding new analyses, new measurements, and new experiments for their solution.
    • Charles F. Shoop, ‎George Lewis Tuve (1949) Mechanical Engineering Practice: A Laboratory Reference Text. p. 1

20th century, second half

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  • Mechanical engineering is that branch of the profession which deals with devices and equipment whose design, manufacture, and operation are essentially mechanical in nature.
  • The mechanical engineer is concerned with the generation and use of power, the design and development of a wide variety of products and machinery, and the operations and methods of manufacture. As such he engages in the design operation, and control of conventional and nuclear power plants. He designs and develops automobiles, engines, turbines, fluid machinery, production machinery, and equipment; heating, ventilating, air conditioning, refrigeration systems and equipment, appliances and other consumer goods.
    • University of Michigan Official Publication (1962), Vol 62. p. 62
  • Engineering is no longer just an industrial discipline or technology — it is also a concept of statesmanship and of humanitarianism and a challenge worthy of our best. Mechanical Engineering is a career which follows a never-setting sun.
    • : The Journal of the American Society of Mechanical Engineers (1963) Vol 85. p. 93
  • Mechanical engineering may be defined as the manufacture, installation, and repair of all kinds of machinery (including machine tools), prime movers and boilers, and engines
    • N. K. Buxton, ‎Derek Howard Aldcroft (1979) British industry between the wars. p. 129
  • Mechanical engineering is scientific theory. But actual mechanical engineering is impossible without praxis. Even in mechanical technology, concrete reality, or the individual gestalt, always contains
    • Paul Tillich (1981) The System of the Sciences According to Objects and Methods. p. 106
  • The field of mechanical engineering is so broad that several specialized branches have grown from it.
    • Leroy S. Fletcher, ‎American Society of Mechanical Engineers. Policy Board, Education (1981) Proceedings of the ASME Conference on Mechanical Engineering. p. 148
  • Mechanical engineering is a major area of engineering. Mechanical engineering design, or mechanical design in short, refers to the design of devices, products, systems, or processes of a mechanical nature.
    • Hong-Sen Yan (1998) Creative Design of Mechanical Devices. p. 4

21st century

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  • The field of mechanical engineering is frankly as old as human life itself. Fire, the wheel, the printing press, and many of the life- changing discoveries and inventions of the past few centuries are simply applications of mechanical engineering in order to solve everyday problems.
    • ‎Dr. Vook Ph.D and Charles River Editors (2011) Mechanical Engineering 101: The TextVook

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