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Suicide Squad (film)

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Suicide Squad is a 2016 American superhero action film based on the DC Comics antihero team of the same name, the government gives a team of supervillains a chance at redemption and save the world from a powerful threat, in exchange for leaner sentences. The catch: their mission will probably kill them all. It is the third installment in the DC Extended Universe.

Directed by David Ayer. Written by David Ayer, based on the DC Comics supervillain team of the same name.

Floyd Lawton / Deadshot

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  • Nope. That's not the rules. No money, no honey.
  • [after he is brought to Amanda Waller] What is this? Cheerleading tryouts?
  • [looking over his weapons] Y'all jokers must be crazy!
  • I don't know what they told you, but I'm a hitman, not a fireman, I don't save people.
  • [to Harley] Stay evil, doll face. Spread the word.
  • [toasting to the Squad] We almost pulled it off, despite what everybody thought. Worst part of it is, they're going to blame us for the whole thing. They can't have people knowing the truth. We're the patsies. The cover up. Don't forget we're the bad guys.
  • [after finding out that Flag had his daughter's letters] You had these the whole time? You had letters from my daughter the whole time? I'm gonna get you there. And you're gonna end this. I'm gonna carry your ass if I have to. 'Cause this shit is gonna be like a chapter in the Bible. Everybody's gonna know what we did. And my daughter is gonna know that her daddy is not a piece of shit.

The Joker

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  • [trailer only] I can't wait to show you my toys!
  • [to Monster T] Are you sweet talking me?
  • [to Harley] I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.

Dr. Harleen Quinzel / Harley Quinn

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  • [to Griggs] I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.
  • [while on a joyride with the Joker, to Batman] Stupid Bats, you're ruining date night!
  • Huh? What was that? I should kill everyone and escape? Sorry. The voices. [chuckles] I'm kidding! Jeez! That's not what they really said.
  • [to Flag] I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.
  • [to Katana] Harley Quinn, nice to meet ya. Love your perfume. What is that, the stench of death?
  • [walking away from the helicopter crash] What a ride!

Rick Flag

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  • [to Deadshot] I'm a soldier. You're a serial killer who takes credit cards. When the shooting starts, and it will, you'll cut and run.
  • [to the Squad] You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me. and guess what? You die.
  • [to Harley] Lady, shut up!

Amanda Waller

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  • It's taken some work, but I finally have them. The worst of the worst.
  • Everyone has a weakness, and a weakness can be leveraged.
  • [about the Joker and Harley Quinn] They became the King and Queen of Gotham City. And God help anyone who disrespected the Queen.
  • [narrating about Captain Boomerang] And then there's the Aussie—Digger Harkness. Or as the tabloids call him, Captain Boomerang. He robbed every bank in Australia at least once. Then he came to America for a fresh target set. Doesn't work well with others. But he tangled with a metahuman and lived to tell about it.
  • [to the committee members] I wanna build a team of some very bad people who I think can do some good.
  • [to Bruce] You look tired. You should stop working nights.

Digger / Captain Boomerang

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  • Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside, You're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.

Waylon Jones / Killer Croc

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  • [to Harley] Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.

Griggs

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  • [to Harley] You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.

Bruce Wayne / Batman

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  • [to Deadshot] It's over, Deadshot. I don't want to do this in front of your daughter.
  • [to Waller] You should shut it down, or my friends and I will do it for you.

Dialogue

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Griggs: You know the rules, hotness. You gotta keep off these bars.
Harley Quinn: What? These bars?
Griggs: Yeah, those bars. [Harley licks the bars] Oh, my God. You are really in bad shape upstairs, lady!
Harley Quinn: Gonna come in here and tell me that? Or are you too scared? Come on, I'm bored. I'm bored. Play with me!
Griggs: You put five of my guards in the hospital, honey. No one's gonna play with you. You sleep on the ground.
Harley Quinn: I sleep where I want, when I want, with who I want.
The Joker: Dr. Quinzel. You know, I live for these moments with you. What do you got?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I got you a kitty.
The Joker: So thoughtful.
Amanda Waller: [narration] She thought she was curing him, but she was falling in love.
The Joker: There is something you could do for me, Doctor.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Anything. I mean, yeah.
The Joker: I need a machine gun.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: A machine gun?
Amanda Waller: [narration] Talk about a workplace romance gone wrong.
Amanda Waller: Then we got the Aussie, Digger Harkness, or as the tabloids call him Captain Boomerang
[Captain Boomerang's stats are shown including his charges in 54 counts of first degree assault, first degree burglary and his fetishes for pink unicorns. A scene reveals Boomerang and a robber stealing diamonds from the bank.]
Robber: We're going to be rich.
Captain Boomerang: Yeah, you and me mate. Go and get the car.
[As the robber heads to the car, Captain Boomerang takes out his steel boomerang and throws it at his partner-in-crime and knocking him out. He takes the bag for himself.]
Amanda Waller:[narration] He robbed every bank in Australia at least once. Then, he came to America for a fresh target set. Doesn't work well with others.
[As Captain Boomerang is trying to flee from the bank a flash of blue lightning appears and he comes face-to-face with The Flash]
The Flash: No honor amongst thieves, huh.
[He quickly takes out Captain Boomerang and has him arrested]
Amanda Waller: But he tangoed with a metahuman and lived to talk about it.
The Joker: [walking in] What do we have here?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: [strapped to table] I did everything you said. I helped you!
The Joker: Uh, you helped me?!? By erasing my mind?!? [hitting the table above her head] What few faded memories I had! No. You left me in a black hole of rage and confusion. Is that the medicine you practice, Dr. Quinzel?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: What are you gonna do? You gonna kill me, Mr. J?
The Joker: [hold electrode wands] What? Oh, I'm not gonna kill you. I'm just gonna hurt ya... really, really bad.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You think so? Well, I can take it.
The Joker: [putting the leather strap in her mouth] I wouldn't want you to break those perfect, porcelain cap teeth when the juice hits your brain.
The Joker: I love this guy. He's so intense!
Monster T: You're a lucky man. You got a bad bitch.
The Joker: Oh, that she is. The fire in my loins! The itch in my crotch! The one, the only, the infamous Harley Quinn! [whistles for Harley] Oh, come to Daddy.
Harley Quinn: Puddin'!
The Joker: Oh, yeah. Listen, You are my gift to this handsome hunka hunka!
Admiral Burns: These are villains, Amanda. What makes you think you can control them?
Amanda Waller: Because getting people to act against their own self-interests for the national security of the United States is what I do for a living.
The Joker: [about Harley] Where is she?
Frost: It's complex. This is not just her. Everybody's disappearing. There's this new law, where if you're a bad enough bad guy, they stamp "terrorist" on your jacket. They send you to this swamp in Louisiana. A black site. That's where she is. So what do we do?
The Joker: Bring the car around. We're going for a drive.
[Upon awakening her brother, The Incubus]
Enchantress: Brother, I have freed you.
Incubus: Where are we?
Enchantress: The same World only much later.
Incubus: What happened?
Enchantress: The humans turned against us.
Incubus: But they worshiped us. We were gods to them.
Enchantress: Now they worship machines, so I will build a machine that will destroy them all. Build your strength, feed on them, and wait for me to return.
Captain Boomerang: [is let out of a sack] Hey, one minute I'm playing Mahjong with me nana, then this red streak hits me outta nowhere.
Rick Flag: Shut up! You were caught robbing a diamond exchange.
Captain Boomerang: I was not!
Rick Flag: You disobey me, you die. You try to escape, you die. You otherwise irritate or vex me. and guess what? You die.
Harley Quinn: I'm known to be quite vexing. I'm just forewarning you.
Rick Flag: Lady, shut up!
[Harley pouts]
Deadshot: You might wanna work on your team motivation thing. You've heard of Phil Jackson?
Rick Flag: Yeah.
Deadshot: He's like the gold standard, okay? Triangle, bitch. Study.
[Harley smashes a shop window]
Rick Flag: Seriously? What the hell is wrong with you people?
Harley Quinn: [takes a purse] We're bad guys. It's what we do.
[Harleen stops the Joker from driving away.]
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: You're not leaving me! You're not leaving me!
The Joker: You, you, you little pain in the ass.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I have done everything you said! Every test, every trial, every initiation. I have proved I love you, just accept it!
The Joker: Got it, got it, got it, got it. I am not someone who is loved. I'm an idea. State of mind. I execute my will according to my plan and you, Doctor, are not part of my plan.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Just let me in. I promise. Let me in. I promise I won't hurt you.
The Joker: Promise? Promise? [laughs]
[Dr. Quinzel is pointing a gun at the Joker's head]
The Joker: [sarcastically] Don't hurt me. I'll be your friend. [seriously] Do it. Do, do, do, do, do it.
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: My heart scares you and a gun doesn't?
The Joker: Do it! [snatches gun away and laughs] If you weren't so crazy, I'd think you're insane. Go... away.
Harley Quinn: Why do you eat people?
Killer Croc: Gives me their power.
Harley Quinn: Would you like to eat me?
Killer Croc: Hell, no.
Harley Quinn: Aw, why not?
Killer Croc: I don't want your crazy.
Harley Quinn: Says the guy who lives in a sewer.
Killer Croc: At least I know it's a sewer.
Harley Quinn: Oh, I get it! Because, like, this is a sewer, too. Only with nice shops and restaurants, right? You hate mankind much? Let me guess—Mommy didn't take you to Chuck E. Cheese on your sixth birthday. I can recommend a good therapist! [Croc growls]
El Diablo: Why?
Harley Quinn: Because I'm bored! I need a victim, a mind to pry apart and spit in.
Captain Boomerang: Just leave it, mate. She's a rabbit hole, don't fall in.
Harley Quinn: And here's one now. Japanese, female, mid-20s, 5'5", good health, athletic, and... an only child, with deep-seated father issues. Daddy wanted a son, so she has to hide behind a mask.
Katana: [removes mask, shakingly] I am not... hiding.
Harley Quinn: Yeah, that was gangster.
The Joker: Question! Would you die for me?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Yes.
The Joker: That's too easy. Would you... Would you live for me? Hmm?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: Yes.
The Joker: Careful. Do not say this oath thoughtlessly! Desire becomes surrender. Surrender becomes power. You want this?
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: I do.
The Joker: Say it. Say it. Say it. Pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty...
Dr. Harleen Quinzel: ...Please?
The Joker: God, you're so... good.
Harley Quinn: You ever been in love?
Deadshot: Nah, never.
Harley Quinn: Bullshit.
Deadshot: You don't kill as many people as I've killed and still sleep like a kitten, if you feel shit like love.
Harley Quinn: Another textbook sociopath.
Harley Quinn: You got all dressed up for me?
The Joker: Oh, you know I'd do anything for you. By the way, I've got some grape soda on ice and a bear skin rug waiting.
Harley Quinn: [to Diablo, after assuming he killed his own children by accident] Own that shit. Own it! What'd you think was gonna happen, huh?
Deadshot: Hey, Harley. Come on.
Harley Quinn: What, you were just... thinking you can have a happy family and coach little leagues, and make car payments? Normal is a setting on the dryer. People like us, we don't get normal!
Captain Boomerang: Why is it always a knife fight every single time you open your mouth? You know, outside, You're amazing. But inside, you're ugly.
Harley Quinn: We all are. We all are! [looks at Killer Croc] Except for him. He's ugly on the outside, too.
Killer Croc: Not me, shorty. I'm beautiful.
Harley Quinn: [flirting] Yeah, you are.
[Flag starts to leave, but Deadshot stops him.]
Deadshot: [About the letters written to him by Zoe that Flag kept from him] You had these the whole time? You had letters from my daughter the whole time? I'm gonna get you there– and you're gonna end this. I'm gonna carry your ass if I have to. 'Cause this shit is gonna be like a chapter in the Bible. Everybody's gonna know what we did. And my daughter is gonna know that her daddy– is not a piece of shit.
[Deadshot leaves. Killer Croc stands up.]
Harley Quinn: I'll come.
[Flag leaves.]
Harley Quinn: What? You got something better to do? Come on. [Takes her bat] Pussies. [Leaves]
Harley Quinn: [after the SWAT officer reveals himself to be the Joker] Puddin'!
The Joker: [embraces her] Let's go home.
[At a restaurant with Bruce Wayne in a post-credit scene]
Amanda Waller: This is crown jewels here, Mr. Wayne. And you do understand my legal exposure if anyone knew what I procured for you.
Bruce Wayne: Listen, I can keep a secret, okay? What do you want?
Amanda Waller: People are asking questions about Midway City. The kind of people who can get the answers and if they can get those answers, my head will be on a pike.
Bruce Wayne: Consider yourself under my protection. If you deliver.
[Waller hands over several files of other metahumans to Wayne.]
Amanda Waller: Why, Mr. Wayne?
Bruce Wayne: Just like to make friends.
Amanda Waller: There's the difference between us. You believe in friendship, I believe in leverage.
Bruce Wayne: Good night.
Amanda Waller: You look tired. You should stop working nights.
Bruce Wayne: [warning Waller] You should shut it down or my friends and I will do it for you.

Cast

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Taglines

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  • Worst. Heroes. Ever.
  • In Squad We Trust.
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