Quotes from and about Disneyland.
From Walt Disney 
- To all who come to this happy place, welcome. Disneyland is your land. Here age relives fond memories of the past, and here youth may savor the challenge and promise of the future. Disneyland is dedicated to the ideals, the dreams, and the hard facts that have created America, with the hope that it will be a source of joy and inspiration to all the world. - Opening Day Speech, July 17, 1955
Star Tours 
- Welcome aboard! This is Captain Rex from the cockpit. I'm sure this is probably your first flight, and it's-- mine, too. Haha." - "Captain Rex" RX-24, Star Tours
- I meant to that. A little shortcut. Haha!" - "Captain Rex" RX-24, Star Tours
- 45 you're going the wrong way! Stop Immediately!" - Admiral to RX-24,
Many, many celebrities 
- "YOU'VE JUST (insert accomplishment here) WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO NEXT?" celebrity: "I'M GOING TO DISNEYLAND!!!"
Matterhorn Bobsleds 
- Remain seated please. Permanecer sentados por favor. - Jack Wagner, Matterhorn Bobsleds Safety Spiel
Jungle Cruise 
- There it is folks, the Backside of Water! - courtesy of your Skipper and Guide