Kung Fu Panda

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Kung Fu Panda is a 2008 animated film about an obese and clumsy panda who finds himself designated the prophesied Dragon Warrior, much to the disbelief of his would be peers.

Directed by John Stevenson and Mark Osborne. Written by Jonathan Aibel and Glenn Berger.
Prepare For Awesomeness. Pandamonium Begins. (taglines)

Po[edit]

  • Enough talk, let’s fight!
  • I LOVE KUNG FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!
  • Skadoosh!
  • Dumpling is the only way to sort out problems.

Shifu[edit]

  • Citizens of the Valley of Peace, it's my great honor to present you, Tigress, Viper, Crane, Monkey and Mantis! The Furious 5!
  • Zeng, fly to Chorh-Gom Prison, and tell them to double the guards, double their weapons, double everything! Tai Lung does not leave that prison! [Zeng: Yes, Master Shifu!]
  • Master, your vision. Your vision was right! Tai Lung has broken out of prison! He's on his way!
  • I'm not dying, you idiot.

Tai-Lung[edit]

  • [to Zeng, after busting out of prison] I'm glad Shifu sent you. I was beginning to think I'd been forgotten. Fly back there and tell them the real Dragon Warrior is coming home.
  • Shifu taught you well. [hits Monkey with his nerve attack, blocking his chi] But he didn't teach you everything.
  • I have come home, master.
  • [while fighting with Po down the steps] That scroll is MINE!
  • [sees Po climbing to the Dragon Scroll] The scroll has given him power! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

Others[edit]

Commander Vachir: [shocked] Oh, no! [Zeng: What's happening?!]

Dialogue[edit]

[Film starts in a 2D-style animation]
Po as a narrator of his dream: Legend tells of a legendary warrior. Who's Kung Fu skills with the stuff of legend. He travelled the land in search of worthy foes.
[Po starts eating a dumpling]
Bull criminal: I see you like to chew, maybe you should chew.. ON MY FIST!. [Slams his fist on the table]
Po as a narrator of his dream: The warrior said nothing for his mouth was full. Then he swallowed, and then he spoke.
Po: Enough talk, let's fight, SHA-BAA-BOOOEEEE.
Po as a narrator of his dream: He was so deadly in fact, his enemies would go blind from over exposure to pure
Leopard criminal: MY EYES!
Crocodile criminal: HE'S TOO AWESOME!
Female bunny: And attractive
Male bunny: How can repay you?
Po: There's no charge for awesomeness. Or attractiveness
Female bunny: [Giggles]
Po: KABLOOEY!
Po as a narrator of his dream: It mattered not how many foes he faced, they were no match for his bodacity.
Po: KIAI.
Po as a narrator of his dream: NEVER BEFORE had a panda been so feared, and so loved. Even the most heroic heroes in all of China, THE FURIOUS FIVE. Bowed in respect to this great master.
Monkey: We should hang out.
Po: Agreed.
Po and the Furious Five all together: KIAI.
Po as a narrator of his dream: But hanging out would have to wait because when you're facing the 10,000 demons of Demon Mountain. There's only one thing that matters and thats...
[Po's dream is interupted by Mr. Ping]
Mr. Ping: Po.
Mr. Ping as Monkey: Get up.
Mr. Ping as Tigress: You'll be late for work.
Po: Huh...
[Po's falls out of his dream, lands on the floor in his room and wakes up]

Mr. Ping: Po, what are you doing up there?
Po: Uh, nothing.

Po: Uh, yeah. It's just...maybe we can find something more suited to my level...
Shifu: And what level is that?
Po: Well, you know, I'm not a master, but, uh, Let's just start at 0. Level 0.
Shifu: Oh, no. There is no such thing as Level 0.
Po: [spotted the training dummy] Hey! Maybe I can start on that!
Shifu: That? We use that for training children, and for propping the door open when it's hot. But, if you insist...
Po: [sees the Furious 5 up close for the first time, watching him with curious expressions] Whoa! The Furious 5! You're so much bigger than your action figures. Except for you, Mantis. You're about the same.
[Mantis glares at Po as one of his antennae twitches]
Shifu: Go ahead, Panda. Show us what you can do.
Po: [hesitates; uneasily] Uh, are they gonna watch, or should I just wait until they get back to work or somethin'?
Shifu: Hit it.
Po: [stalling] Yeah, well, I just ate, so I'm still digesting, so my Kung Fu may not be as good as... later on.
Shifu: Just hit it.
Po: Uh, OK. [looks over at the training dummy] What'cha got? You got nothing, cause I got it right here. You pickin' on my friends? [quickly shuffles his feet] Get ready to feel the thunder, I'm comin' at you with the crazy feet. What'cha gonna do about crazy feet? Come on. I'm a blur, I'm a blur. You've never seen bear style, you've only seen praying mantis. Or monkey-style. [starts chattering like a monkey. Monkey raises an eyebrow] Or snickety-snake-alike?
Shifu: [angrily] Would you hit it?!
Po: [stops, annoyed] Alright. [gives the dummy a little tap with his fist, making it lean back]
Shifu: Why don't you try again? A little harder.
Po: [punches the dummy, sending it hurtling backwards] How's that? [the dummy swings back, knocking his tooth out and sending him flying into the training hall's obstacle course. The Furious 5 starts forward, but Shifu holds up his hand to stop them. Po accidentally does a split on the moving ropes] Oh, that hurts! [A spiked pendulum swings towards him and hits him square in the face, knocking him into Crane's tilting bowl, hitting his head several times]
Shifu: [very amused] This'll be easier than I thought.
Po: [spills out of the tilting bowl, and wanders to the moving arm guard section] Feeling a little nauseous. [pushes one arm, starting a chain reaction that causes him to get hit repeatedly in the face, belly, legs, arms…] Ow! Oh, those are hard! […then his crotch] Ooh-hoo-hoo! [drops to knees, rises and covers his crotch] My tenders! [in pain, he rests one hand on a moving arm, starting the whole chain reaction over again, and smacking him into the fire floor area] Uh-oh. [cut back to Shifu and the Furious 5 who wince and look away as we hear fire burning and Po screaming. He slumps over next to Shifu, burnt, charred, and weakly] How did I do?
Shifu: [chuckles] There is now...a Level 0. [snuffs out a flame on top of Po's head]

Mantis: There's no words.
Crane: No denying that.
Viper: I don't understand what Master Oogway was thinking. The poor guy's just gonna get himself killed.
Crane: [mocking Po's lack of skills; sarcastically] He is so mighty! The Dragon Warrior - fell out of the sky in a ball of fire!
Mantis: When he walks, the very ground shakes.
[the Furious Five laugh, except Tigress]
Tigress: One would think that Master Oogway would choose someone who actually knew Kung Fu.
Crane: Yeah, or could be at least touch his toes.
Monkey: Or even see his toes.
[The Furious Five laugh again]

[Trying to get to his room without waking anyone, Po tiptoes through the hallway, only to trip and walk into Crane's room]
Po: Oh, hey. Hi, you're, uh...you're up.
Crane: Am now.
Po: I was just...Some day, huh? That Kung Fu stuff is hard work, right? Your biceps sore?
Crane: [looks at his arms awkwardly] Uh...I've had a long and rather disappointing day. So, yeah. I should probably get to sleep now.
Po: Yeah, yeah, yeah, of course.
Crane: OK, thanks.
Po: It's just-Man, I'm such a big fan! You guys were totally amazing at the Battle of the Weeping River. Outnumbered 1001, but you didn't stop. And you just- [tries Kung Fu, only to accidentally kick a hole in the wall, leading to Monkey's room; Po peaks into the hole to see Monkey, who is now glaring at him] Oh, sorry about that.
Crane: Uh, look, you don't belong here.
Po: [sighs in disappointment] I know. I know. You're right. I don't have-I just-my whole life, I've dreamed of-
Crane: No, no, no. I meant you don't belong here. I mean, in this room. This is my room. [softly taps his bed with his foot] Property of Crane.
Po: Okay. Right, right. So, yeah, you wanna get to sleep and I'm keeping you up. We get big things tomorrow. All right. You are awesome. Last thing I wanna say. Bye-bye. [leaves, but remains outside the door]
Crane: [sighs in annoyance] Oy.
Po: [peeks his head in] What was that?
Crane: I didn't say anything.
Po: Okay. All right. Good night. Sleep well. [closes the door and Crane puts his foot on his head] Seemed a bit awkward. [tries to get to his room despite the creaking noise; Tigress opens her doors annoyed] Master Tigress. Didn't mean to wake you. Just, uh-
Tigress: You don't belong here.
Po: Uh, yeah, yeah, of course. This is your room.
Tigress: I mean, you don't belong in the Jade Palace. You're a disgrace to Kung Fu, and if you have any respect for who we are and what we do, you will be gone by morning. [slams her doors closed]
[Po, clearly hurt by her words, gropes for a response]
Po: [weakly] Big fan.
[The scene switches to Po standing near a peach tree outside the Jade Palace; Oogway walks up to him]
Oogway: I see you have found the Sacred Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom.
Po: [turns around, holding a bunch of peaches in his arms and mouth] Oh, is that what this is? I am so sorry! I thought it was just a regular peach tree.
Oogway: I understand. You eat when you are upset.
Po: [spits out the peaches] Upset? I'm not upset. Why--What makes you think I'm upset?
Oogway: So, why are you upset?
Po: [sighs] I probably sucked more today than anyone in the history of kung fu, in the history of China, in the history of sucking.
Oogway: Probably.
Po: And the Five! Man, you should have seen them! They totally hate me.
Oogway: Totally.
Po: How is Shifu ever going to turn me into the Dragon Warrior? I mean, I'm not like the Five. I've got no claws, no wings, no venom. Even Mantis has those...thingies. [sighs] Maybe I should just quit and go back to making noodles.
Oogway: [pause] Quit, don't quit. Noodles, don't noodles. You are too concerned with what was and what will be. There's a saying: "Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, but today is a gift. That's why it is called the present." [taps the peach tree with his staff, which the peach fell into Po's hand and leaves]
[Po looks at the peach before looking back at Oogway, and smiles]

[Po makes a weird sound and a weird face]
Tigress: [angrily] Oh, that is it! [raises her paw, intending to strike Po]
Mantis: [quickly appears from behind Po's back and lands on his nose] Wait! My fault! I accidentally tweaked his facial nerve! [Po falls over and reveals a lot of acupuncture needles in his back and one on his neck] And may have also stopped his heart. [taps Po twice with no response]

Shifu: [trying to meditate] Inner peace. Inner peace...Inner...In...In...In...In...Inner peace... [one of his ears turns to the side, hearing flapping noises; shouts over his shoulder] Would whoever is making that flapping sound quiet down?! [resumes mediating, but one of his ear twitches] Inner... [Zeng quacks, Shifu groans and turn around. He smiles a little] Oh, Zeng! Excellent. I could use some good news right now.
Zeng: [pauses nervously] Uhhh...
[Cut to Shifu, who ran up to Oogway near the peach tree]
Shifu: Master! Master!
Oogway: Hmm?
Shifu: I have very bad news.
Oogway: Aah, Shifu. There is just news. There is no good or bad.
Shifu: Master, your vision was right. Tai Lung has broken out of prison, and he's on his way!
[Oogway looks shocked]
Oogway: That is bad news. if you do not believe that the Dragon Warrior can stop him.
Shifu: The panda? Master, that panda is not the Dragon Warrior. He wasn't even meant to be here! It was an accident!
Oogway: There are no accidents.
Shifu: [sighs] Yes, I know. You said that already...twice.
Oogway: Well, that was no accident either.
Shifu: ...Thrice.
Oogway: My friend, the panda will never fulfill his destiny, nor you yours, until you let go of the illusion of control.
Shifu: Illusion?
Oogway: Yes. [gestures to the Peach Tree of Heavenly Wisdom] Look at this tree, Shifu. I cannot make it blossom when it suits me, nor make it bear fruit before it's time.
Shifu: But there are things we can control. [kicks the tree causing several peaches to fall] I can control when the fruit will fall. [one hits him on the head. Oogway chuckles] And I can control... [tosses the peach in the air and chops it in half] ...Where to plant the seed. [punches a hole in the ground and catches the seed] That is no illusion, Master. [throws the seed into the hole]
Oogway: Ah, yes, but no matter what you do, that seed will grow to be a peach tree. You may wish for an apple or an orange, but you will get a peach.
Shifu: But a peach can't defeat Tai Lung!
Oogway: Maybe it can... [covers the seed in dirt] ...If you are willing to guide it, to nurture it. To believe in it.
Shifu: But how? How? I need your help, master.
Oogway: No, you just need to believe. Promise me, Shifu. Promise me you will believe.
Shifu: I...I will try.
Oogway: Good. [sees petals floating around him] My time has come. You must continue your journey without me. [hands Shifu his staff]
Shifu: What?...What are you...? [Oogway backs into the swirling petals] Master, you can't leave me!
Oogway: [last words as he starts to vanish] You must believe.
Shifu: Master!
[Oogway disappears, and Shifu stares sadly after him]

Po: [making dinner for The Furious Five] So, I'm like "Fine. You may be a wolf. You may be the scariest bandit in the Hajin Province, but you're a lousy tipper!"
Crane: Really, so how'd you get out of there alive?
Po: I mean, I didn't actually say that, but I thought it...in...in my mind. If he could read my mind, he would've been like "What?". Order up! [passes out bowls of soup to four of the Five] Hope you like it. [watches patiently]
Mantis: This is really good!
Po: [sitting down] Nah, c'mon, you should try my dad's secret ingredient soup. He actually knows the secret ingredient.
Viper: What are you talking about? This is amazing!
Crane: Wow, you're a really good cook!
[Po looks a bit sheepish, wondering if his old life really could influence his new]
Mantis: I wish my mouth was bigger!
Monkey: Tigress, you've got to try this.
Tigress: Hmmm. [picking up a cube of tofu with her chopsticks, the only one of the five without noodles] It is said that the Dragon Warrior can survive for months at a time on nothing, but the dew of a single Ginko leaf and the energy of the universe.
[The Five realize Po's been shot down yet again]
Po: [ignoring that] I guess my body doesn't know it's the Dragon Warrior yet, heh heh. I'm gonna need a lot more than dew, and...uh, universe juice. [slurps his noodles, with one hanging over his nose like mustache; Mantis snickers] What?
Mantis: Oh, nothing..."Master Shifu".
[Everyone, except Tigress, begin to chuckle]
Po: [gets an idea, and starts impersonating Master Shifu] "You will never be the Dragon Warrior, unless you lose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!" [the Five, except Tigress, laughs] "What is that noise you're making, laughter? I have never heard of it! Work hard, Panda, and maybe someday, you will have ears like mine." [brings two bowls up to his head to mimic ears; the Five laugh, then immediately stop, with shocked expressions, to see the real Shifu, with Oogway's staff, standing in the doorway] Ears. It's not working for ya? I thought they're pretty good.
Monkey: [whispering] It's Shifu!
Po: Of course it's Shifu. Who do you think I'm doing? [the Five stare at Po shockingly; Monkey points at the door. Po looks and sees Shifu] Oh, Master Shifu! Uh… [slurps the noodle and presses the bowls to his chest like he has pecs. The Five, except Tigress, snicker]
Shifu: [angrily] You think this is funny?! Tai Lung has escaped from prison, and you're acting like children!
Po: What?
Shifu: He is coming for the Dragon Scroll! [to Po] And you are the only one who can stop him!
Po: [as the bowls fall to the floor, then laughs] And here I am saying you got no sense of humor! [Shifu looks at him deadly serious] I'm gonna...stop Tai Lung. [realizing] What, you're serious, and I have to...? Uh, Master Oogway will stop him. He did it before, he'll do it again.
Shifu: [shakes his head] Oogway cannot! [face softens and he stares sadly at his master's staff] Not anymore. [the Five gasp in shock, realizing Oogway is gone] Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.
Tigress: The panda?
Shifu: Yes, the panda!
Tigress: Master, please! [pushes her chair out] Let us stop Tai Lung. This is what you've trained us for!
Shifu: No! It is not your destiny to defeat Tai Lung, it is his! [points at Po, but finds him gone] Where'd he go? [scene cuts to outside with Po running down the stairs, screaming, and Shifu stops Po from leaving] You cannot leave! A real warrior never quits!
Po: Watch me! [tries to run past Shifu, but was pushed away] Come on! How am I supposed to defeat Tai Lung? I can't even beat you to the stairs.
Shifu: You will beat him because you are the Dragon Warrior! [pokes Po in the stomach]
Po: Ow! You don't believe that! [Shifu swings his arm around] You never believed that! From the first moment I got here, you've been trying to get rid of me! [tries to run past Shifu, but was pushed away again]
Shifu: Yes, I was, but now I ask you to trust in your master as I have come to trust in mine.
Po: You're not my master. [shoves the staff away from his face] And I'm not the Dragon Warrior.
Shifu: Then why didn't you quit?! You knew I was trying to get rid of you, yet you stayed!
Po: Yeah, I stayed. [stands up] I stayed because every time you threw a brick at my head or said I smelled, it hurt, but it could never hurt more than it did every day of my life just being me. [Pauses. Shifu is in a stunned silence] I stayed because I thought if anyone could change me...could make me...not me, it was you, the greatest kung fu teacher in all of China!
Shifu: But I can change you! I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior, and I will!
Po: Oh, come on! Tai Lung is on his way here right now, and even if it takes him 100 years to get here, how are you gonna change this into the Dragon Warrior?! Huh? [Shifu is speechless from shock] How?! How?! HOW?!
Shifu: [snaps and yells in frustration] I don't know! [calms down a bit, then he sighs deeply, realizing what he means] I don't know.
Po: [sadness] That's what I thought.
Tigress: [watches Po and Shifu sadly walk away and jumps] This what you trained me for. [Keeps going]
[The rest of the Furious Five follow her]
Viper: [now caught up with Tigress] Tigress!
Tigress: Don't try to stop me!
Viper: We're not trying to stop you.
Tigress: What?
Viper: We're coming with you.
[Monkey gives a thumb up and the Furious Five jump into the moon, The next morning, Shifu is by himself and hears Po karate. He goes inside, looking for Po and happens to see him in the kitchen, having just punched through a wood cupboard and is currently eating its contents]
Po: [sees Shifu and stops; Shifu look arounds the kitchen, where shelves are broken, cupboards have holes in them, and Po’s still got food in his hands] What? [annoyed] I eat when I'm upset, okay?
Shifu: Oh, no need to explain. [start to turn away, then turn back] I just thought you might be Monkey, he hides his almond cookies on the top shelf. [pretends to walk off and instead leans against the wall beside the doorway, hearing a bit scuffling. When he looks in, Po is ten feet above the ground, doing a perfect split to keep himself airborne and currently shoveling Monkey’s almond cookies into his face. With a mixture of surprise and realization, Shifu examines Po. After a minute, Po sees Shifu]
Po: [with the cookies in his mouth] Don't tell Monkey.
Shifu: [in astonishment] Look at you.
Po: Yeah, I know, I disgust you.
Shifu: No, no, I mean, how did you get up there?
Po: [taking a few more cookies] I don’t know. I just- I don’t know. I was getting a cookie.
Shifu: And yet, you are ten feet off the ground, and have done a perfect split.
Po: No. This is just an... [the shelf trembles under his weight] ...accident. [the shelf breaks; falls to the floor]
Shifu: [smiles, as a cookie rolls to him] There are no accidents. Come with me.

Mr. Ping: Come here. The secret ingredient is...nothing!
Po: Huh?
Mr. Ping: You heard me. Nothing! There is no secret ingredient.
Po: Wait, wait. It's just plain old noodles? You don't add some kind of special sauce or something?
Mr. Ping: Don't have to. To make something special, you just have to believe it is special.
Po: [finally understands the Dragon Scroll's secret] There is no secret ingredient.

[Shifu awaits for Tai Lung to appear. And as the lightning flashes, Tai Lung is standing in front of Shifu at the top of the stairs]
Tai Lung: I've come home, Master.
Shifu: This is no longer your home, and I am no longer your master.
Tai Lung: Ah, you have a new favorite. So where is this "Po"? [chuckles a bit] Did I scare him off?
Shifu: This battle is between you and me.
Tai Lung: So, this is how it's going to be.
Shifu: That is how it must be.
[Shifu and Tai Lung engage a violent fight. Then they enter the Jade Palace]
Tai Lung: I rotted in jail for 20 years because of your weakness!
Shifu: Obeying your master is not weakness!
Tai Lung: You knew I was the Dragon Warrior! [flashback ensues; 20 years ago, in the exact same spot in the Hall of Warriors; Tai Lung awaits Shifu and Oogway's evaluation; Tai Lung proudly believes he will receive the dragon scroll] You always knew. But when Oogway said otherwise, [Oogway turns to Shifu and shakes his head in refusal and walks away] what did you do? [Shifu is about to say something, but remains silent out of respect for his master] What did you do?! [Tai Lung cannot believe what he is hearing and seeing. Then the scene returns to present; Tai Lung is furious] NOTHING!
Shifu: YOU WERE NOT MEANT TO BE THE DRAGON WARRIOR! THAT WAS NOT MY FAULT!
Tai Lung: [going into a rage] NOT YOUR FAULT?! [angrily knocks down Master Flying Rhino's armor] WHO FILLED MY HEAD WITH DREAMS?! [starts throwing weapons at Shifu] WHO DROVE ME TO TRAIN UNTIL MY BONES CRACKED?! WHO DENIED ME MY DESTINY?! [launches a volley of blades at Shifu, who deflects all of them with ease, but barely countering the last one]
Shifu: [successfully driving last blade into the ground] It was never my decision to make!
[Tai Lung growls and leaps to Oogway's shrine. He finally realizes that Oogway is gone and picks up the deceased master's staff]
Tai Lung: [holding the staff out to Shifu] It is now. [angered, Shifu charges Tai Lung, hitting him before Tai Lung uses the curved end of Oogway's staff to catch Shifu by the neck and pin him to the ground.] Give...me...the scroll!
Shifu: I would rather die!
[Tai Lung growls, then tries to kill Shifu with Oogway's staff. Shifu pushes against it, and the staff breaks in half and clutters away. They fight some more, even breaking through the roof and went back down, until Tai Lung eventually gains the upper hand with flaming blue paws]
Tai Lung: [furiously pummeling Shifu] All I ever did, I did to make you proud! Tell me how PROUD you are, Shifu! Tell me! TELL ME!!! [his final blow sends Shifu flying across the room. He lands in a heap at the foot of the stairs. Tai Lung extinguishes the blue flames with his paws]
Shifu: [tired, solemn and sad] I have always been proud of you. From the first moment, I've been proud of you. And it was my pride, that blinded me; I loved you too much to see what you were becoming...what I was turning you into. I'm...I'm sorry.
Tai Lung: [taken aback for a moment, but angrily recovers and seizes Shifu by the throat, holding him up in the air] I don't want your apology! I want my scroll! [looks up at the ceiling and sees the Dragon Scroll is missing; shocked] What?! [angrily] WHERE IS IT?! [slams Shifu to the floor]
Shifu: [trying his best to escape Tai Lung's grip around his neck] The Dragon Warrior has taken scroll halfway across China by now. [coughs] You will never see that scroll, Tai Lung! [Tai Lung draws out his claws, ready to kill Shifu] Never! [weakly] N-Never. [Tai Lung snarls, about to lay down the death blow on his former master]
Po: [offscreen] HEY! [Tai Lung stops and turns around. He sees Po standing with the dawn behind him at the entrance, currently panting for breath] Ugh, stairs. Ugh. Ugh.
Tai Lung: Who are you?
Po: [catching his breath] Buddy...I...am the Dragon Warrior. [gasps one last time to catch his breath]
Tai Lung: [disbelievingly] You? [laughs; to the Shifu as he tosses him to the floor] Him? He's a panda. [to Po] You're a panda. [sarcastically] What are you gonna do, big guy, sit on me? [chuckles]
Po: Don't tempt me. [laughs] Now I'm gonna use this. [holds up the Dragon Scroll and chuckles] You want it? Come and get it.

[Tai Lung is severely battered after being belly-bumped by Po in the sky, and falls out of the sky while screaming, and crashing through the ground like in a classic cartoon]
Tai Lung: [weakly] You...can't defeat me. You...you're just a big...fat...panda!
Po: [pinches Tai Lung's finger] I'm not a big fat panda, I'm the big fat panda. [lifts up his pinky finger]
Tai Lung: [gasps in horror] The Wuxi Finger Hold?!
Po: Oh, you know this hold.
Tai Lung: [last words before his defeat] You're bluffing. You're bluffing! Shifu didn't teach you that.
Po: Nope. [Tai Lung smiles weakly] I figured it out. [flexes his pinky finger, with Tai Lung's eyes widening in an "uh-oh" stare] Skadoosh. [Unleashes a rippling wave of light that vanquishes Tai Lung]

[Last lines. After defeating Tai Lung, Po rushes to check on Shifu, whom he finds unconscious]
Po: Master, Shifu! Shifu, are you okay?
Shifu: [coughs; weakly] Po, you're alive...or we're both dead.
Po: No, Master, I didn't die, I defeated Tai Lung.
Shifu: You did? [Po nods] Wow. It is just as Oogway...foretold. You are the Dragon Warrior. [Po's smile disappears] You have brought peace...to this valley. And...and to me. Thank you. [sighs again] Thank you, Po. Thank you. Thank you. [slowly lays his head down, as if dead]
Po: [looks disbelievingly at his master] No! Master! No, no, no, don't die, Shifu, please!
Shifu: [suddenly opens his eyes in annoyance] I'm not dying, you idiot- [humorously calms down] Uh, Dragon Warrior: [relaxes and folds his hands over his chest] I am simply at peace. Finally.
Po: Ohhh. So, um, I should stop talking?
Shifu: [smiling] If you can.
Po: [joins Shifu for a nap, and after a long nap, he ask something to his master] You want to get something to eat?
Shifu: [wakes up and sighs in annoyance; nonchalantly] Yeah.

Taglines[edit]

  • Prepare For Awesomeness.
  • Experience The Pandamonium In IMAX.
  • Summertime Is Pandatime.

Cast[edit]

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External Links[edit]

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