Major League II
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Major League II is a 1994 sequel to the 1989 film Major League. Major League II stars most of the same cast from the original, including Charlie Sheen, Tom Berenger, and Corbin Bernsen. Absent from this film is Wesley Snipes, who played Willie Mays Hayes in the first film and who by 1994 had become a film star in his own right. Omar Epps took over his role.
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[edit] Quotes
[Rick Vaughn is pitching to Jack Parkman during practice]
- Jack: What do you call that garbage?
- Rick: It's called the eliminator.
- Jack: The eliminator?
- Rick: I've got another pitch. You get a piece of it, I'll let you name it.
[Vaughn pitches and Parkman hits the ball out of the park]
- Jack I'd, uh...call it the masturbator.
- Rube: Women: you can't live without them, and they can't pee standing up.
- Rube: Hey, Pedro, guess what man? I'm on the rooster!
- Jake: Rube, you look at Playboy all the time, don't you?
- Rube: I don't just look at it. I read the articles.
- Jake: Sure you do.
- Rube: I do. I especially like it when they mention the girls' interest, like Betsy loves surfing.
- Jake: You even memorize them?
- Rube: Yeah, I guess I do.
- Jake: Bingo.
- Jack: I'm the only winner on this team. The rest of them, they're losers. Either by choice, or by birth.
- Rube: Wow, Willie's really got some power.
- Lou: Off a guy who'll be bagging groceries in a couple of weeks!
[edit] See also
[edit] External links
- Major League II quotes at the Internet Movie Database
