Scooby-Doo, Where Are You!

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Scooby-Doo, Where Are You! (1969–1972) was a CBS animated television show about four kids and a dog named Scooby-Doo who traveled around in a green van known as "The Mystery Machine" and solved many scary mysteries along the way.

A Clue for Scooby-Doo [1.2][edit]

Shaggy: I can already taste those chocolate-covered hotdogs.
Velma: Yuck. His stomach must be made of scrap iron.
Shaggy: Can I help it if my first toy was a garbage disposal?

Fred: We're going back to find out what it was.
Shaggy: Swell. I'll wait here and when you find out, send me a telegram.

Hassle in the Castle [1.3][edit]

Velma: There's a very logical explanation for all this.
Shaggy: Quick, tell me.
Velma: The place is haunted.

Daphne: You sure picked a spooky day to go boating, Freddy.
Fred: Well it didn't start out that way. What could've happened?
Velma: It's very simple. When the barometric pressure dropped and the warm offshore air came in contact with an inland cold front we ran into some unnavigable nucleation.
Fred: You're right, Velma. Whatever you said.
Velma: I said we're lost in the fog.
Shaggy: You buzzed?

Shaggy: I'm so scared I wish I had a ham sandwich.

(a ham sandwich floats down out of nowhere)

Shaggy: Hmm, now I wish I had some mustard to go with it.

(some mustard floats down)

Shaggy: This imagination isn't so bad!

(puts ham sandwich on table next to knight with ax)

Shaggy: Now if my imagination could like... cut it in half?

(The knight's ax swings down and cuts shaggy's sandwich in half)


(comes back and grabs sandwich)

Mine Your Own Business [1.4][edit]

Fred: OK, Shaggy. You work on the combination as I read off the numbers.
Shaggy: OK, but I need a moment to warm up. Now, I must have absolute quiet while I work. [Shaggy starts fiddling with the lock on the safe]
Fred: Oh, Shaggy. Shaggy! I have the combination, just turn the knob to the right.
Shaggy: Well why didn't you say so?!

Shaggy: I've seen enough! Let's go back!
Fred: Not until we walk around the ghost town and see what we can find.
Shaggy: Like I know what we'll find.
Daphne: What?
Shaggy: Ghosts!

Decoy for a Dognapper [1.5][edit]

What the Hex is Going On? [1.6][edit]

Velma: Hey look! Suitcases!
Daphne: Looks like someone just moved in.
Shaggy: Then let's move out.

Fred: It sure would help help if we could find another clue.
Shaggy: Uh huh. I found one.
Fred: Groovy! What is it?
Shaggy: Him. [points to ghost]

Never Ape and Ape Man [1.7][edit]

shaggy: ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh Scooby: oh row [they both run away like 5 year old girls]

Foul Play in Funland [1.8][edit]

Fred: Well, we saw a very strange character running around out there.
Shaggy: He was like WEIRDO!
Scooby: Reah! Reirdo like!
Sarah: Fiddlesticks. Besides us there is no one else on this island.
Mr. Jenkins: Sarah's right. Maybe the moonlight was playing tricks on you.
Shaggy: Man I tell ya-
Fred: Let it go Shaggy. Sorry to have bothered you, Sir. Let's go gang.
[cut to them outside the house, disappointed they didn't believe their story]
Fred: How do you like that for small talk?
Velma: We can't go home now. We know we didn't imagine all those kooky things that happened.

Velma: I sometimes think that you would rather eat a pizza pie than solve a mystery.
Shaggy: OK, then. Vote for pizza pie. [raises hand]
Scooby: [raises a paw] Pizza pie.

The Backstage Rage [1.9][edit]

Fred: Do you think that twenty was planned to throw us off?
Daphne: Why?
Fred: To make us think nothing fishy was going on in the theatre.
Daphne: And we would never think of going back.
Velma: I get it. But now what do we do?
Fred: We go back.

Velma: He's gone!
Daphne: It must have been our imagination.
Shaggy: Well that was the first time I ever heard mine.

Bedlam in the Big Top [1.10][edit]

Ghost Clown: [hypnotizing Scooby] Watch the pretty coin of gold, and you will do as you are told. You are brave, and that's a fact. You will do the high wire act.

A Gaggle of Galloping Ghosts [1.11][edit]

Scooby-Doo and a Mummy Too! [1.12][edit]

Daphne: [referring to the Mummy of Anka] Wow, he could still scare me, Professor.
The Professor: Don't worry about him, Daphne. Anka is over three thousand years old!
Shaggy: That's funny. He doesn't look a day over two thousand to me!

Which Witch is Which? [1.13][edit]

Daphne: [when Fred and Velma find her bound and gagged] Boy! Am I glad to see you.

money bags by a tree where scooby and shaggy are hiding. Witch "Money money money!" Zombie "Ughh" (shaggy and scooby jump out of bags) Shaggy: here ugly go buy yourself a new face!! Ta-ta!

Go Away Ghost Ship [1.14][edit]

Shaggy: The sea water's boiling, Scoob, I wonder what pirates like in their stew?
Scooby: Rains?
Shaggy: Hey yeah, ghosts like chains, and what else? Oh yeah, some ashes from the stove, you know this could be real good? What else do pirates like?
Scooby: Robrebs?
Shaggy: Cobwebs! Aha, delightful. Now did we forget anything?
Scooby: Roap.
Shaggy: Soap? I hardly use it myself, but why not?

Spooky Space Kook [1.15][edit]

Shaggy: "Scoob hide the key"

(Scooby Throws it out the window) (Space kook laughs maniacally)

Shaggy: Scooby whered you put the key?
Scooby: rought ra rindow
Shaggy: you threw it out the window?
Shaggy: we need that key!

They jump out the window and grab it. Come back in and unlock the door.

A Night of Fright is No Delight [1.16][edit]

Cosgood Creeps: I am Cosgood Creeps, my partner Mr. Crawls couldn't make it tonight.
Shaggy: Creeps and Crawls! They sure picked the right lawyers for this job.

Fred: Four missing heirs, a haunted house, and a Phantom Shadow.
Shaggy: Like all that's missing is a spooky organ. [creepy organ music starts playing]
Velma: It's not missing anymore!

That's Snow Ghost [1.17][edit]

Mr. Greenway: Welcome to Wolf's End Lodge. [laughs] We have all the comforts of home!
Shaggy: Yeah? Whose home? Dracula's?


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