Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves
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Sly 3: Honor Among Thieves is a video game which stars Sly Cooper and the rest of his gang.
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[edit] Sly Cooper
- cops round here really like to make an impression.
- noted... hmmm.
- looks like i found my way inside.
- aw come on pal, there's always a way.
- hey, murray?... is that you?
[edit] Bentley
- Don't worry, my pet. I'll make this quick and painless.
- (To distract guards) Yo, mama!//I'm yelling at you!//Hey you with the low self esteem!//Follow the sound of my voice.//Yo, ugly!//(chicken noises)//(singing) You will never find me!//Hey, pay attention to me!//Hey, fatty!//Up your nose with a rubber hose!//Aloha idiot!//You will never find me!//
- I'm allergic to tomatoes!
- Let go of me, you geriatric fiend!
- (To Sly) I can't believe that worked. You've got the worst Italian accent I've ever heard...no offence.
- (Whilst sabotaging the work of Don Octavio) Look away if you must, you're about to witness the dark side of electrical engineering. Kill a bunch of poor innocent fish, will he...?
- Another falls before my digital kung-fu! Hi-ya-cha-cha-cha!
- Another terminal...terminated.
- Uh, we need to "put the smack down" on these "bad dudes"..."for justice".
- That sneaky devil!
- When you two are done making out, I'll see you back at the Safehouse. Sheesh!
[edit] Murray
- (To Don Octavio) That does it! I'll floss my teeth with your spine!!
- "The Murray" Returns!
- The Murray knows no song but the triumphant horn section of his own triumph!
- Keep it peaceful, and I'll smash up anything you'd like!
- What's the point of having fists if you can't bash steel doors with them!?
- My mind is clear, like the woodlands after a forest fire.
- Greetings, old -(Sees Carmelita) Inspector Fox?! Man, you're in it again.
- What was Genghis Khan's favorite meal? The brains of his enemies. That wasn't really funny, just gross and weird, you've gotta admit weird right?
[edit] Penelope
- (about Sly) I love to see him pull off those athletic moves.
- (about Bentley) Nobody touches that turtle...but me.
- Opening the door for a lady, and some say chivalry is dead.
[edit] Panda King
- I endeavor not to miss.
- Ha! With my fireworks, it will fly, as the bird! (lights fuse) Fly, bird, FLY!
- (gleefully) The fuse is lit!
[edit] Dimitri
- Murray? That name's a stain on my pants, bro.
- My style, its like smoke. Ungrabbable, and all over the place!
- The Baron has eyes, eyes and ears, ears and fists!
[edit] Dr. M
- (On Phone) Yes? Water leaking into the lab? I'm on my way down. Oh, and get a janitor for the lab elevator, Richards got sloppy.
[edit] Carmelita Fox
- No one touches my criminal
[edit] Character Dialogue
- Carmelita: You have some nerve showing up in my squad room!
- Sly: I was concerned we were growing apart.
- Carmelita: Then lets spend some quality time in my interrogation office.
- Sly: So forward, what ever happened to the demure girl I used to know.
- Carmelita: She grew up and stopped taking grief from guy like you.
- Sly: "Guys like me?" Are you saying I've got some competition for your affections?
- Carmelita: You're the only man in my sights right now.
- Bentley: Any problems with that guy?
- Sly: Said he wanted to be buried in his mom's pasta sauce.
- Bentley: Yea. That's uh...That's strange.
- (Sly opens the door, and Bentley goes inside)
- Sly: (Over Binocucom) You know, I just can't get it out of my head. Have you ever had pasta sauce that tasty? I don't want to distract you or anything, but I just don't think I've ever had cooking that good. Are we missing out on a universe of flavors?
- Sly: That explosive had some kick!
- Bentley: It was a child compared to this ferocious beast. Don't dilly-dally with this one, it's got a longer fuse but you've got farther to run.
- Sly: "Ferocious beast"?
- Bentley: Run Sly, run! Fear the beast!
- Sly: Hey, Inspector Fox! Still looking for a date to the prom?
- Carmelita: Quit running, and I'll pin the corsage on you!
- Bentley: We can't stop the operation now. We'll just have to give her a wide berth.
- Sly: (splitting his legs apart) Roger, applying "wide berth".
- The Guru: [Speaking in Diksha]
- Bentley: Thanks Guru, you always know just what to say.
- Bentley: You're a heck of a woman, Penelope.
- Penelope: I know. That's what my homepage says.
- Murray: Seriously, do you guys wanna see my blisters?
- Penelope: No way!...Is he serious?
- The Guru: [Speaking Diksha]
- Murray: Yeah, OK master. Bouncing, pillars, piece of cake!
(Murray jumps down)
- The Guru: [Speaking Diksha]
- Bentley: I hear that. Sometimes, you've got to be firm.
- Penelope: No, seriously. Is for real about the blisters? Cause, uh, I don't know it, yeash!
- Bentley: I wish I could walk on tightropes and land on flagpoles, but I can't.
- Penelope: You can do other stuff. Sly can't rewire a satellite or write ASCII code.
- Bentley: Sly can't even spell ASCII.
- Sly: Bentley, you there?
- Bentley: Yeah, pal.
- Sly: I'm about to head inside the vault...and I want you and Murray to come with me. We're a team, a family. We should do this together.
- Bentley: OK, be right up...partner.
- Murray: Nice! We'll have the Panda King give the van a boost! Stand clear Sly, we're about to get awesome!
(Panda King lights the fireworks)
- Panda King: (Gleefully) The fuse is lit!
- Murray: Buckle up Bentley...we're about to fly!
(The van shoots up into the air)
- Murray: YAHOO!
(The van lands at the entrance to the Cooper Vault)
- Bentley: We're never doing that again.
- Panda King: Fear not Cooper, I shall not kill you this day.
- Sly: Uh... ditto.
- Sly: Put my friend down, or I'm going to knock out all your teeth, one at a time, and make you eat 'em.
- Don Octavio: Is that-a the best you got? Back in my day, we had enforcers that would make people-a pee their pants just by-a looking at 'em.
- Sly: Hey Murray, you in here?
- Dimitri: Murray? That name's a stain on my pants bro. Wha? Cooper? You got some fuzzy dice, coming round here.
- Sly: Dimitri? Long time, no punch. Still in jail, I see.
- Dimitri: And you're still a cracker box.
Murry: My Guru, in his wisdom, told me to lose myself, and not return untill the black water ran pure. So here I stay.
Sly: You sure he didn't tell you to get lost, and not come back untill the you've cleared out the water filter?
