Ted (film)

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Ted is a 2012 American comedy film directed by Seth MacFarlane.

Ted[edit]

  • Back off, Susan Boyle!!

Narrator[edit]

  • Now if there's one thing you can be sure of, it's that nothing is more powerful than a young boy's wish. Except an Apache helicopter. An Apache helicopter has machine guns and missiles. It is an unbelievably impressive complement of weaponry, an absolute death machine.
  • No matter how big a splash you make in this world whether you're Corey Feldman, Frankie Muniz, Justin Bieber or a talking teddy bear, eventually, nobody gives a shit.

Other[edit]

  • Asian Man: What the hell you problem!? You breaka my wall!

Dialogue[edit]

Ted: If you can punch through this wall, you really are Flash Gordon.
John: Are you gonna do it?
Sam: I'm gonna punch through
Ted: Come on Sam! Do it!!

Ted: There you are, John. There's some guy in your office is making out with that Van Wielder looking guy.
John: Go away! I don't even wanna talk to you!
Ted: What?
John: Do you have any clue? MY FUCKING LIFE JUST ENDED!!

John: You know, Sometimes I think back in that Christmas morning when I was 8 years old, I wish I just got a Teddy-Ruxpin.
Ted: Say that one more time!
John: TEDDY-RUX-FUCKING-PIN!!!

External links[edit]

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