The Country Bears

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The Country Bears is a 2002 American family musical film, directed by Peter Hastings, produced by Walt Disney Pictures, and based on the Disney attraction Country Bear Jamboree. It was released on July 26, 2002.

Quotes[edit]

Officer Hamm: Give me a description of the child?
Dex: Oh! He has brown hair; ALL OVER HIS BODY!

Dex: [holding up a baby picture] This is my baby picture, [holds up another picture of a park ranger holding a bear] and this is yours.

[coming out of the car wash, Officer Hamm's hair looks like doo-wop style hair]

Officer Cheets: Your hair looks ridiculous.

[Officer Cheets turns to find that his hair is longer]

Officer Hamm: My hair?

Officer Hamm: Have you seen this boy?

[holds up a picture of Beary]

Big Al: Yep, only in real life he's a lot bigger, and not all teeny and flat like that!

Reed Thimple: [after destroying a model of Country Bear Hall] Oh no, Country Bear Hall has been crushed!

Reed Thimple: Do you like the sound of crunching wood? I do.

Beary Barrington: What's that?
Big Al: That there's a sign.

Reed Thimple: What is that?
Big Al: A sign.

Officer Cheets: What is that?
Big Al: [throws hammer down] That's a SIGN!

Henry: Get the band back together?
Big Al: You could do that.
Henry: For a show, you need equipment, and tickets, and *people*, and everything.
Big Al: I could do that.
Henry: Oh, Al. Let's face it, in a week, some teenager's gonna be teaching us how to operate a deep-fryer.

[pause]

Big Al: We could do that.

Big Al: I'm chubby... but I'm quick!

Reed Thimple: This is not over! Bears!

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External links[edit]

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