The Three Stooges (film)

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The Three Stooges is a 2012 slapstick comedy film based on the early to mid-20th century shorts by the comedic trio The Three Stooges. The movie was produced, written and directed by the Farrelly brothers and co-written by Mike Cerrone, and stars Chris Diamantopoulus, Sean Hayes, and Will Sasso, recreating the eponymous chracters played by Moe Howard, Larry Fine, and Curly Howard. The film's story places the Stooges in a modern setting.

Quotes [edit]

Moe: He's got a headache.
Larry: No I don't.

[Moe bonks Larry on the head with a hammer]

Moe: How about now?
Larry: [holding his head] Yeah, it's coming on.
Moe: Mind your p's and q's.
Curly: Don't forget to dot the eyes.
Moe: Certainly.

[Moe pokes Curly in the eyes]

Larry: What's it gonna take to save this place?
Monsignor Ratliffe: A lot of this. [rubs fingers together]
Larry: Oh! Well, that's do able. How many boogers are we taking about?
Monsignor Ratliffe: No booders! Dollars you morons!
Teddy: Do you guys use facebook? I'll poke you.
Moe: Hiya, Snook. I got you a present.
Snooki: Really? For me?
Moe: Yeah. Go on, open it.

[Snooki opens the box, Moe pokes her in the eyes]

Snooki: Ow!
Lydia: Those 3 idiots are here!
Mac: The Kardashian girls? Where?
Head Nurse: Can't you read? Visiting hours are over.
Curly: Even for family?
Head Nurse: Are you family?
Curly: Soitainly.
Head Nurse: Oh yeah? What's your relation?
Curly: His mother and my mother were both mothers.
Head Nurse: You heard me. No more visitors.
Moe: What is that gadget?
Teddy: This is an iPhone.
Curly: An iPhone?

[Curly takes the phone and holds it up to his eye]

Curly: Hello? Hello?

[Curly hands the phone back]

Curly: There's nobody there.
Curly: Shame on you, Moe. You put your pride ahead of them kids.
Moe: How dare you accuse me of having pride!
Larry: $830,000. First taker gets a three-man workin' machine. It's all spelled out in this here contract, folks!
Moe: That's right! No job is too small! We'll press your pants! We'll shine your shoes.
Curly: We'll raid your fridge and drink your booze. [chuckles before Moe smacks him upside the head]
Moe: What's a matter with you? Quit givin' away the fine print!
Larry: What's the big idea? [gets backhanded by Moe]
Moe: Shut up! Now smarten up you two.
Murph: Who won the poker game last night?
Moe: Eh, Peezer cleaned us out.
Murph: Peezer? But he's 7.
Larry: Yeah, but he wears those dark sunglasses. You can't tell what he's thinking.
Young Moe: Anesthetic!
Young Larry: Anesthetic!
Young Curly: Anesthetic!
Young Moe: Give her 15 milligrams of anesthetic.
Young Curly: Right.

[counts off on a croquet mallet]

Young Curly: Five, ten, fifteen!

[conks Sister Mary Mengele out]

Moe: [points at Snooki's Guiness beer hat] Look, Just cause she's wearing a "Genius" hat doesn't mean she is one.
Larry: Hey, quit horsing around you two. You're disturbing my coffee break.
Curly: Oh boy, donuts. Where's mine?
Moe: They're small. Why don't you have two?
Curly: Okay.

[chatters as Moe shoves donuts up his ears]

Curly: Now look what you did, Moe. You got donuts stuck in my ears!
Larry: Hey, you're in luck. You got a donut remover right here.
Moe: What's a donut remover?
Larry: It's one of these.

[reads the tag on the bell ironically]

Larry: Doh-nut Remove-uh.
Moe: What the odds of that.


Larry: [the orphanage's bell falls off the roof and hits a nun on the head below] Uh-oh, is that Sister Mary-Mengele?
Curly: I don't know, but the face rings a bell.
Moe: Remind me to gouge out your eyeballs later.

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