My favourite CSI: NY quotes.
Season 1 
Recycling [1.12] 
- [Stella steps into the street when a bike messenger flies by and nearly flattens her]
- Stella Bonasera: Son of a b[bleep]!
Hush [1.16] 
- [Stella and Mac stare at the flattened victim]
- Stella Bonasera: I'm going to call Hawkes.
- Mac Taylor: Tell him to bring a spatula.
Crime and Misdemeanor [1.19] 
- Stella Bonasera: What do you do when you can't sleep?
- Mac Taylor: Work.
- Stella Bonasera: What do normal people do when they can't sleep?
The Dove Comission [1.18] 
- Aiden Burn: [walking into a strip club] Holy boob jobs, Batman.
Season 2 
Grand Murder at Central Station [2.02] 
- Mac Taylor: It never ceases to amaze me how men of higher education can commit such stupid crimes.