2 Stupid Dogs

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2 Stupid Dogs is an American animated television series, created and designed by Donovan Cook and produced by Hanna-Barbera Cartoons, that originally ran from September 5, 1993 to May 15, 1995 on TBS.

Big Dog[edit]

  • Listen, kid, love is the only chance for happiness you'll ever get in this life, and if you're going to let a little thing like rejection stand in your way, baby, you might as well stay right there on the ground, because people are going to be walking over you for the rest of your life.
  • I’m feeling out of touch with the natural way of doing things

Little Dog[edit]

  • [after eating astronaut ice cream; while spitting it out] Bleh! Yech! This tastes like caca!
  • [chanting] Cheesecake! Cheesecake! It's not fake! It's cheesecake!
  • [indicating the drive-in movie they're watching] This is caca! Why do people come here anyways? [pan out to show all cars around them bouncing up and down]
  • There are plenty of hamsters in the sea. I just hope they can swim.
  • The world is our pancake house, and you're my flapjack stack with a scoop of butter and maple syrup and a side of hash browns and some toast and a large orange juice.


  • Awwww, isn't that cute. . .BUT IT'S WRONG!!!!
  • Ain't that cute... come on, I'll show you around," [he walks out of frame, a few seconds later he returns.] "HA! Thought I was going to say it was wrong, didn't ya? But I'm not gonna do it."
  • A, B, C," [gets electrocuted] "Hmmmmm... A, B, C," [gets electrocuted again] "Hmmm." [looks in a dictionary] "A is for apple, B is for bear, C is for.." [gets another electric shock then gets very angry] "A! B!" [gets electrocuted before he can say C]

Little Red Riding Hood[edit]

  • I'm sure Granny's house was around here *somewhere*!
  • Follow me! I know exactly where we are going!


Kenny: [During show and tell, nervously] I brought these dogs. They're boy dogs. Know how to tell they're boy dogs? [picks up Little Dog by his hind legs and holds him upside-down to show his crotch to the class]
Bill Binkers: You cheated. You get the car!


Little Dog: Hey, hey, why'd you wake me up?
Big Dog: So we can wake up.
Little Dog: If you didn't wake me up, I might've had a nightmare and it would've woke me up. Then, I could've woke you up and we would both be awake. But since you did wake me up, I can't wake up from this nightmare so i can't wake you up! So we're both still asleep.
Big Dog: ...What?

[the two dogs are sniffing a road kill]
Little Dog: What is it?
Big Dog: Can't tell.
Little Dog: Wanna eat it?
Big Dog: Yup.

Little Dog: I want the toilet seat!
Big Dog: I want the toilet seat.
Little Dog: I found it!
Big Dog: I tipped over the trash can.
Little Dog: I led us down the street!
Big Dog: I woke up this morning.
Little Dog: I'm littler than you!
Big Dog: I used to be little.
Little Dog: I have an itch on my back!
Big Dog: I have a flea in my ear.
Little Dog: I saw an airplane!
Big Dog: I can eat an airplane.

[Big Dog has just eaten the Brady Bunch-type kids]
Little Dog: How were they?
Big Dog: Wholesome.

[a cute, harmless Cat has been scaring Little Dog all throughout the episode, so Big Dog woofs at the Cat, who screams and falls over petrified. Little Dog thinks he "beat up" the cat and Big Dog argues with him]
Big Dog: I beat up the cat.
Little Dog: I did!
Big Dog: No, I did.
Little Dog: Prove it!
Big Dog: Prove...
[Little Dog screams like the Cat and falls over petrified]

[the dogs are at the dumpster at night]
Little Dog: I want the toilet seat!
Big Dog: I want the toilet seat.
Little Dog: Stop arguing with me!
Big Dog: I'm not arguing with you.
Little Dog: We're gonna be here all night!
Big Dog: It's not night, it's day.
Little Dog: It's night!
Big Dog: It's day.
Little Dog: We're never gonna stop!
Big Dog: Yes we are.
Little Dog: No we're not!
Big Dog: Yes we are.
Little Dog: No we're not!
Big Dog: Uh-huh.

Big Dog: Better start talking or I'll....
Little Dog: Hey! It's not my fault you gotta go at 3:00 in the morning! What am I, your mother's keeper?! [Big Dog grabs a brush] What are you gonna do with that?
Big Dog: I'm going to groom you.
Little Dog: Who? Me?
Big Dog: No, your mother's keeper. I'm going to groom you until you're smooth and pink.
Little Dog: Put that down or I'll.... grease you down with one of these guys! [both prepare for a duel] Okay! Let's go down town! You and me! [shoots his weapon, blue ink comes out to hit Big Dog's sharp tooth] What have I done?
Big Dog: You got me. [his face falls in the toilet]


  • The Little Dog (voiced by Mark Schiff)
  • The Big Dog (voiced by Brad Garrett)
  • Mr. Hollywood (voiced by Brian Cummings)
  • Kenny Fowler (voiced by Jarrett Lennon)
  • Buzz (voiced by Scott Menville)
  • Cubby (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
  • Buffy Ziegenhagen (voiced by Tawni Tamietti)
  • Red (voiced by Candi Milo)

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