2 Stupid Dogs

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2 Stupid Dogs is an American animated television series, created and designed by Donovan Cook and produced by Hanna-Barbera Cartoons, that originally ran from September 5, 1993 to May 15, 1995 on TBS.

Season 1[edit]

Show and Tell/At the Drive-In [1.04][edit]

Kenny: [During show and tell, nervously] I brought these dogs. They're boy dogs. Know how to tell they're boy dogs? [picks up Little Dog by his hind legs and holds him upside-down to show his crotch to the class]

Little Dog: [indicating the drive-in movie they're watching] This is caca! Why do people come here anyways? [pan out to show all cars around them bouncing up and down]

Space Dogs/Pie in the Sky [1.05][edit]

Little Dog: [after eating astronaut ice cream; while spitting it out] Bleh! Yech! This tastes like caca!

A Quarter/Red [1.06][edit]

Big Dog: Give me $10,000.
Lady: [screams] A bank robber!
Little Dog: Come on, let's get out of here. Somebody's robbing the place. [he and Big Dog leave]
Lady: He was big and hairy with a big purple nose.
Man: Like this mam? [shows a drawing of Big Dog to the lady]
Lady: That's him!

Big Dog: [on the phone] Hello?
Little Dog: Hi, how are you?
Big Dog: [in jail] Not so good. Give me out of here!

Little Dog: [chanting] Cheesecake! Cheesecake! It's not fake! It's cheesecake!

Substitute Teacher/Seeing Eye Dogs [1.07][edit]

Mr. Hollywood: A, B, C," [gets electrocuted] "Hmmmmm... A, B, C," [gets electrocuted again] "Hmmm." [looks in a dictionary] "A is for apple, B is for bear, C is for.." [gets another electric shock then gets very angry] "A! B!" [gets electrocuted before he can say C]

Trash Day/Hollywood's Ark [1.09][edit]

Little Dog: I want the toilet seat!
Big Dog: I want the toilet seat.
Little Dog: I found it!
Big Dog: I tipped over the trash can.
Little Dog: I led us down the street!
Big Dog: I woke up this morning.
Little Dog: I'm littler than you!
Big Dog: I used to be little.
Little Dog: I have an itch on my back!
Big Dog: I have a flea in my ear.
Little Dog: I saw an airplane!
Big Dog: I can eat an airplane.

[the dogs are at the dumpster at night]
Little Dog: I want the toilet seat!
Big Dog: I want the toilet seat.
Little Dog: Stop arguing with me!
Big Dog: I'm not arguing with you.
Little Dog: We're gonna be here all night!
Big Dog: It's not night, it's day.
Little Dog: It's night!
Big Dog: It's day.
Little Dog: We're never gonna stop!
Big Dog: Yes we are.
Little Dog: No we're not!
Big Dog: Yes we are.
Little Dog: No we're not!
Big Dog: Uh-huh.

Family Values/Red Strikes Back [1.10][edit]

[Big Dog has just eaten the Brady Bunch-type kids]
Little Dog: How were they?
Big Dog: Wholesome.

Stunt Dogs/Return of Red [1.11][edit]

Hollywood: Now wasn't that cute... BUT IT'S— [revels to have a pineapple covering his crotch]
Little Dog: Food!

Far-Out Friday/Let's Make a Right Price [1.12][edit]

Bill Binkers: You cheated. [takes the doggie treats away from Little Dog] You get the car!

Cat/Love Doctors [1.13][edit]

Big Dog: Listen, kid, love is the only chance for happiness you'll ever get in this life, and if you're going to let a little thing like rejection stand in your way, baby, you might as well stay right there on the ground, because people are going to be walking over you for the rest of your life.

[a cute, harmless Cat has been scaring Little Dog all throughout the episode, so Big Dog woofs at the Cat, who screams and falls over petrified. Little Dog thinks he "beat up" the cat and Big Dog argues with him]
Big Dog: I beat up the cat.
Little Dog: I did!
Big Dog: No, I did.
Little Dog: Prove it!
Big Dog: Prove.
[Little Dog screams like the Cat and falls over petrified]


  • The Little Dog (voiced by Mark Schiff)
  • The Big Dog (voiced by Brad Garrett)
  • Mr. Hollywood (voiced by Brian Cummings)
  • Kenny Fowler (voiced by Jarrett Lennon)
  • Buzz (voiced by Scott Menville)
  • Cubby (voiced by Rob Paulsen)
  • Buffy Ziegenhagen (voiced by Tawni Tamietti)
  • Red (voiced by Candi Milo)

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