3 Ninjas (film)

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3 Ninjas is a 1992 American martial arts comedy film directed by Jon Turteltaub, starring Victor Wong, Michael Treanor, Max Elliott Slade, and Chad Power. It was the only 3 Ninjas film released by Touchstone Pictures, while the others were released by TriStar Pictures. The film is about three young brothers who learn martial arts from their Japanese grandfather.

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Fester: Marcus, score us some nacho chips and some radical salsa.
Marcus: Dude!
Fester: None of that green stuff.

Marcus: Radical!

Hammer: Dude!

Fester: [aiming gun at clerk] Open up the cash register. That's right, dude. Us three bone heads are sticking you up. Open up that register before I have to get nasty.
[pager goes off]
Fester: Excuse me, sir. Could I please use your telephone?

[Grandpa is giving the boys names]
Tum Tum: Can I be Monster Destroyer? Or how about Super Killer?
Colt: How about Super Dork?

Fester: Hey, dude. What time does school get out?
Hammer: I don't know. I never stayed to the end.

Fester: This kidnapping is so much better than armed robbery.
Hammer: Yeah, I never got a pizza on a robbery.

Fester: Okay, none of you little dudes move until those two dudes get back!

Rocky: We should run.
Tum Tum: We should hide.
Colt: We should kick their butts!

Colt: I'm Colt, because I'm fast. He's Rocky, because he's solid and he's Tum-Tum because he'll eat anything.
Tum Tum: I won't eat dog poop.

Fester: Okay, Marcia Brady or Laurie Partridge?
Hammer: Rather do Laurie.
Fester: Cool. Okay, Cheryl Ladd or Farrah Fawcett?
Hammer: Tanya Roberts, dude.

Fester: Alright. Operation: Kick Butt is about to commence. Synchronize watches.
Hammer: What time is it?
Fester: I don't know, anybody got a watch?


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