A Fairly Odd Christmas

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A Fairly Odd Christmas (also known as A Fairly Odd Movie 2) is a 2012 television film that is the sequel to the 2011 live-action TV film A Fairly Odd Movie: Grow Up, Timmy Turner! and the second live-action adaptation of the Nickelodeon animated television series.


Christmas Carol: Sir, here are your lists: Nice… And Naughty.
Santa: Thank you. [looks over the naughty list] A lot of familiar names on here. Some people never learn. I guess they're getting coal again this Christmas. But enough negativity. Now, let's all the boys and girls who will be getting their Christmas wishes this year.

Mr. & Mrs. Turner: Hi, Timmy! Hi, Tootie!
Timmy: Hey, Mom and Dad.
Tootie: Hi, Mr. & Mrs. Turner.
Mr. Turner: Oh, please, call us Timmy's parents.
Mrs. Turner: Just don't call us to say that Timmy's moving back home!
Mr. Turner: Yeah, right. 'Cause you're not, right? right? No! No, no, no!
Mrs. Turner: You can't, we've already turned your room into a secret spy cave.
Mr. Turner: Please, don't take away our secret spy cave! (Mrs. Turner starts crying)
Timmy: Relax, Mom and Dad, I'm not moving back home.
Mr. & Mrs. Turner: Oooh!
Timmy: What are you guys up to?
Mr. Turner: Duh, I'm dressed up as Santa.
Mrs. Turner: And Santa's little helper!
Tootie: Very Christmassy...
Mr. Turner: It's Christmas?
Mrs. Turner: This year, I'm asking Santa for something practical: A new computer!
Mr. Turner: I want something practical, too: A magical pony, who poops ice cream, then he eats the ice cream, then he poops gold! Then he eats the gold, and then he poops out a motorcycle. And we all ride away... Bye! (Laughs)
Timmy: Best parents ever...

Wanda: Carol.
Christmas Carol: Wanda.
Dingle Dave: Cosmo.
Cosmo: Dingle.
Christmas Carol & Dingle Dave: Lousy stinkin' fairies!
Cosmo & Wanda: Dirty rotten elves!
Timmy: Wait a minute. You guys know each other?
Wanda: Unfortunately, we do, although they're shorter than I remember.
Dingle Dave: Who you calling "short?!"
Cosmo: Bring it on, Dingle Boy!
Mr. Crocker: [lurking behind a tree] What's this? Timmy Turner with some colorfully dressed weirdos that aren't fairies.

Dingle Dave: Here we are.
Timmy: Tootie, look down there. The North Pole. It's amazing!
Tootie: Wow!
Cosmo: Yeah, if you like that sort of thing.

Santa: Timmy Turner!
Cosmo & Wanda: Santa!
Santa: I need a word with you! Timmy Turner...welcome to the North Pole. (Laughs)
Timmy: Thanks, Santa.
Santa: (Laughs) You must be Tootie...
Tootie: You know my name!
Santa: But of course! And I know every present I've ever given you. Try me!
Tootie: Ah...What did you get for me when I was 8?
Santa: A Professor Noggin's Chemestry set, and...ballerina shoes!

Timmy: Santa Claus, are you hurt?
Santa: Santa Claus? Who's Santa Claus? I'm the Easter Bunny!

Wanda: How did Timmy end up on the naughty list?
Dingle Dave: Maybe it has something to do with the fact that he almost killed Santa.
Christmas Carol: Or the fact that he messed Christmas in the first place by granting so many wishes.
Cosmo: Or the fact that he has terrible breathing problem.

Wanda: My wand is useless as Cosmo's invisibility helmet!
Cosmo: Wanda, I'm right here! (whispering) She can't see me.

Poof: God bless us, everyone.
Wanda: No fairies were harmed in the making of this movie.
Cosmo: I've got a paper cut.

Mr. Turner: [off-screen] Yes! Ice cream! Merry Christmas!


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