A Touch of Cloth

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A Touch of Cloth is a British television comedy police procedural series created and written by Charlie Brooker and Daniel Maier.

Series 2[edit]

[During a bank robbery]
Robber: I reckon you'll tell your grandkids about this, eh?
Bystander: I'm gay.
Robber: Right... well, you could turn it into a musical.

[As Jack prepares to go undercover]
DI Anne Oldman: Jack, wait! Don't forget which side you're on.
DI Jack Cloth: I'm not on a side. I'm on the edge, and edges don't have sides.

[Deleted scene]
Macratty: I like you Jack. You're a cunt. Not like these other cunts.

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