Aaahh!!! Real Monsters

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Aaahh!!! Real Monsters is an American animated horror television series about adolescent monsters in training. The show focuses on three young monsters — Ickis, Oblina and Krumm — who attend an institute for monsters under a city dump and learn to frighten humans. Many of the episodes revolve around them making it to the surface in order to perform "scares" as class assignments.

Season 1, Episode 1 "The Switching Hour"[edit]

The Gromble: The results of last week's mid-terms are in, and you pus-mongers have really let me down this time! How hard could it be to scare the pants off an eight year-old? (pulls out pink pants with flowers) THIS WAS ALL YOU CAME UP WITH?!?!

The Gromble: I'll handle the discipline with one of three choices: Something Bad, Something Really Bad, or You Don't Want to Know!

[After Krumm scared the Trick-or-treaters by showing them his eyes]:
Krumm: What? They're just eyeballs.

Season 1, Episode 7, part A "Old Monster"[edit]

Ickis: All those stories he told were really great, are they all true?
The Gromble: Of course they were all true. Great monsters never lie.
Ickis: Even the one about the shoe store?
The Gromble: NO!
Ickis: But you just said...
[The Gromble glares. Ickis laughs nervously.]
Ickis: Well, maybe he, exaggerated a little...

Season 2, Episode 1 part A "Spontaneously Combustible"[edit]

The Gromble: Do you know what we call those who are afraid of that which they don't understand?! [Screaming at students angrily]
Oblina: Humans. [Said with disgust in her voice]

Season 2, Episode 1 part B "Curse of Katana"[edit]

[Krumm's fake eyes didn't work on the Viewfinder]
Ickis: Do you think we fooled him?
[The Gromble glares at this]
Oblina: I think we are going to have to get Krumm's *eyes*!

Season 2, Episode 3 part B "Krumm Gets the Dreaded Nolox"[edit]

[Krumm eats an old wind-up toy.]
Toy: The cow goes "moo". The duck goes "quack". The politician goes "I don't recall".

Season 3, Episode 12 part A "Wake Me When It's Over[edit]

Krumm: (repeated line) I think we need a new plan.

Season 4, Episode 13 part B "Rookie Monsters"[edit]

Krumm, Ickis, Oblina (stacking hands) Together forever!


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