Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd
Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd is a 1952 American film about two men who get into complications with pirates.
- Directed by Charles Lamont. Written by John Grant and Howard Dimsdale.
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Capt. William Kidd
[edit]- My darling, darling, darling.....I DON'T WANT LOVE LETTERS FROM YOU, I WANT THE MAP!
Dialogue
[edit]- Capt. William Kidd: I hate fat men!
- Capt. Bonney: But you're a fat man.
- Capt. William Kidd: I hate myself too!
- Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: [In hole holding skull] Alas, poor Yorick, I knew well, a fellow of infinite...
- Capt. William Kidd: That's the wrong play. Now, dig.
- Capt. William Kidd: Where's the bow of the boat?
- Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: That's in the front.
- Capt. William Kidd: Where's the stern?
- Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: That's in the back of the boat.
- Capt. William Kidd: Where's the port?
- Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: That's in the wine closet.
- Capt. William Kidd: See if the barometer has fallen!
- Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill: It's still hanging on the wall.
Taglines
[edit]- Ahoy! Ahowl!
- They're Raising Cain on the BOUNDING MAIN!
Cast
[edit]- Bud Abbott — Rocky Stonebridge
- Lou Costello — Oliver Johnson aka Captain 'Puddin' head' Feathergill
- Charles Laughton — Capt. William Kidd
- Hillary Brooke — Capt. Bonney
- Bill Shirley — Bruce Martingale
- Leif Erickson — Morgan
- Fran Warren — Lady Jane
External links
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- Abbott and Costello Meet Captain Kidd quotes at the Internet Movie Database