Action League Now!

Action League Now! (2001-2002) was an American animated television series that aired on Nickelodeon. The series follows the adventures of a superhero league, composed of various toy action figures and dolls.

Dialogue

Stinky Diver: This is pathetic. I'm missing Baywatch for this?

Meltman: Maybe we're early, Stinky.

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[after the Mayor unveils the big baby at a circus sideshow]

Thunder Girl: Awww, it's a witsy-bitsy baby!

Stinky Diver: Blimey! It's a grotesque parody of human life!

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Stinky Diver: Smash it, crush it, destroy it!

Bill: No, Big Baby's a rare creature, to be studied, not destroyed. Let us use reason, not violence.

Chief: Say, um, Bill, there's something we've been meaning to tell you.

Thundergirl: Uh, yeah. Big Baby sort of grabbed your daughter, Quarky, and ran off with her.

Bill: That thing has my daughter? Aaah! Smash it, crush it, destroy it!

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Announcer: Meanwhile, the League has gathered together for a touching, final farewell...

Chief: Blast it! If I had any legs left, I'd stomp all you fool-heads into the ground!

Tears of a Clone

Chief: (shrieks) HOLY MOTHER OF MOTHERS!!

Cloned Leagues: Hi, Chief!

Bill: Oh no, I was afraid of this.

Chief: No, you weren't, you pointy-headed geek! I WAS!!

Armageddon Outta Here

Narrator: A planet: doomed. A rocket: kaboomed! As a deadly showdown approaches, our ill-fated four reflect on the meaning of their lives.

Thunder Girl: I never got to direct!

Meltman: I may have only been a chunk of melted plastic, but I tried!

Stinky Diver: You blokes aren't such tossers after all.

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Admiral: Commence bombing!

Bill: Wait, you can't! Not just for me, but for the love of science, the love of knowledge, the love of... sequels!

Admiral: Sequels? Cancel that order, gunner! We've got a franchise to protect!

League: Yay!

Narrator: Not nearly the end...

Cast

• The Flesh, The Chief, Bill the Lab Guy, and Stinky Diver (voiced by Jim Krenn)
• Thundergirl (voiced by Cris Winter)
• Meltman (voiced by Scott Paulsen)