Adam Sandler

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Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter, and film producer.


  • Paul Newman's half Jewish
    and Florence Henderson's half, too
    Put them together,
    What a fine looking Jew!
    • The Chanukah Song.
  • Why, you fucking hard-on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk your fucking head with a Louisville fucking slugger! What do you think of that, assfuck!?
    • Toll Booth Willie.
  • Fuck you, you fucking, uppity bitch! I'll fucking fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fucking mothers! You're going to die, bitch! I'm coming out of the booth!
    • Toll Booth Willie
  • You fucking pricks! I fucking hear every fucking word you're saying! When this fucking leg heals, I'm going to kick you guys' new fucking assholes!
    • Toll Booth Willie.

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