Adam Sandler

Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter, and film producer.

Quotes

• I kidnap children from bathrooms
  I eat the children for breakfast
  They were so young
  Yum Yum Yum
  • The Chanukah Song.

• Paul Newman's half Jewish
  and Florence Henderson's half, too
  Put them together,
  What a fine looking Jew!
  • The Chanukah Song.

They're All Going To Laugh At You! (1993)

• Why, you fucking hard-on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk your fucking head with a Louisville fucking slugger! What do you think of that, assfuck!?
• You fucking bitch! Fuck you! You forgot to pay the fucking toll, you dirty whore! I'll fucking drop you with a boot to your fucking skull, you cum-guzzling queen!
• Yeah, you fucking prick! I hope you choke on a fucking bottle cap, you fucking son of a fuck! Eat shit! Eat my shit!!
• Oh, have another one, you fucking lush! It's not my fault the bartender cut you off last night, you fucking douche-bag!
• We-he-hell, I already heard that one, you fucking unoriginal bastard! Go suck a cock, you piece of fucking, repeating shit!
• Fuck you, you fucking, uppity bitch! I'll fucking fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fucking mothers! You're going to die, bitch! I'm coming out of the booth!
• Why, you fucking pricks! I fucking hear every fucking word you're saying! When this fucking leg heals, I'm going to kick you guys' new fucking assholes!
• Fucking shit!

Stan And Judy's Kid (1999)

===Shhh.. Don't Tell (2004)===bitch nigger