Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter, and film producer.
- I kidnap children from bathrooms
I eat the children for breakfast
They were so young
Yum Yum Yum
- Paul Newman's half Jewish
and Florence Henderson's half, too
Put them together,
What a fine looking Jew!
What The Hell Happened To Me!? (1996)
- I wanted to see the fucking score! What do you got to do that's so fucking important? You can't join the religious cult with me!
- Hey, that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddies had fooled around with a sixty year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now, enjoy the rest of the album!