Adam Sandler

Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter, and film producer.

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Quotes[edit]

I kidnap children from bathrooms
I eat the children for breakfast
They were so young
Yum Yum Yum
- The Chanukah Song.

Paul Newman's half Jewish
and Florence Henderson's half, too
Put them together,
What a fine looking Jew!
- The Chanukah Song.

I wanted to see the fucking score! What do you got to do that's so fucking important? You can't join the religious cult with me!
Hey, that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddies had fooled around with a sixty year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now, enjoy the rest of the album!

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