Adam Sandler

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Sandler receiving his star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame in February 2011

Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter, and film producer.

Quotes[edit]

  • I kidnap children from bathrooms
    I eat the children for breakfast
    They were so young
    Yum Yum Yum
  • Paul Newman's half Jewish
    and Florence Henderson's half, too
    Put them together,
    What a fine looking Jew!
    • The Chanukah Song.

What The Hell Happened To Me!? (1996)[edit]

  • I wanted to see the fucking score! What do you got to do that's so fucking important? You can't join the religious cult with me!
  • Hey, that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddies had fooled around with a sixty year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now, enjoy the rest of the album!

External links[edit]

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