Adam Sandler

Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter, and film producer.

Quotes

• Put on your yarmulkah
  Here comes Hannukah
  So much funnukah
  To celebrate Hannukah
  • The Chanukah Song.

• Paul Newman's half Jewish
  and Florence Henderson's half, too
  Put them together,
  What a fine looking Jew!
  • The Chanukah Song.

• I'm coming out of da' BOOTH!!
  • Toll Booth Willie.

• Why, you fucking hard-on! I'll fucking Carlton Fisk your fucking head with a Louisville fucking slugger! What do you think of that, assfuck!?
  • Toll Booth Willie.

• Fuck you, you fucking, uppity bitch! I'll fucking fuck you and all your lesbian fish-eating friends in front of your fucking mothers! You're going to die, bitch! I'm coming out of the booth!
  • Toll Booth Willie

• You fucking pricks! I fucking hear every fucking word you're saying! When this fucking leg heals, I'm going to kick you guys' new fucking assholes!
  • Toll Booth Willie

• I'm coming out of da' BOOTH!!
  • Toll Booth Willie

• You fucking pricks! I fucking hear every fucking word you're saying! When this fucking leg heals, I'm going to kick you guys' new fucking assholes!
  • Toll Booth Willie

• Should I give you the money or should I shove the quarters directly up your fat ass?
  • Toll Booth Willie

• $1.25. Is that the same price your mom charges you for a blowjob and a piece of dog-shit?
  • Toll Booth Willie