Adam Sandler

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Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter, and film producer.

Quotes[edit]

  • I kidnap children from bathrooms
    I eat the children for breakfast
    They were so young
    Yum Yum Yum
  • Paul Newman's half Jewish
    and Florence Henderson's half, too
    Put them together,
    What a fine looking Jew!
    • The Chanukah Song.

What The Hell Happened To Me!? (1996)[edit]

  • I wanted to see the score! What do you got to do that's so important? You can't join the religious cult with me!
  • Hey, that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddies had fooled around with a sixty year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now, enjoy the rest of the album!

External links[edit]

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