Adam Sandler

Adam Richard Sandler (born September 9, 1966) is an American comedian, actor, musician, screenwriter, and film producer.

Quotes

• I kidnap children from bathrooms
  I eat the children for breakfast
  They were so young
  Yum Yum Yum
  • The Chanukah Song.

• Paul Newman's half Jewish
  and Florence Henderson's half, too
  Put them together,
  What a fine looking Jew!
  • The Chanukah Song.

What The Hell Happened To Me!? (1996)

• I wanted to see the score! What do you got to do that's so important? You can't join the religious cult with me!
• Hey, that last skit was written for a reason. If any of your buddies had fooled around with a sixty year old man, don't throw them out of your car, or you will die. Now, enjoy the rest of the album!