Alaska

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You see, the Alaskans are lunatics, plain and simple; they eat whales, and snow and they sleep in the freezer. Who wants to eat snow every day? Oh, I tried to help; I sent a helicopter with copies of my book, but they burned them in a pile for heat. If the people of Alaska choose to live where they are, let them, but don't come crying when you're tired of eating penguin and it snows 18 feet a day. ~ Pastor Richards

Alaska is a U.S. state on the northwest extremity of the country's West Coast, just across the Bering Strait from Asia. Alaska is by far the largest U.S. state by area, comprising more total area than the next three largest states Texas, California, and Montana combined, but also the most sparsely populated state.

Quotes[edit]

  • You see, the Alaskans are lunatics, plain and simple; they eat whales, and snow and they sleep in the freezer. Who wants to eat snow every day? Oh, I tried to help; I sent a helicopter with copies of my book, but they burned them in a pile for heat. If the people of Alaska choose to live where they are, let them, but don't come crying when you're tired of eating penguin and it snows 18 feet a day.
    • Pastor Richards, Grand Theft Auto: Vice City (2002), Rockstar Games

External links[edit]

  • Encyclopedic article on Alaska at Wikipedia