Alice in Wonderland (1976 film)

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Alice in Wonderland is a 1976 pornographic musical film about Alice, a virginal librarian, who enters Wonderland, and meets characters from the book, but with an erotic emphasis.

Directed by Bud Townsend. Written by Bucky Searles. Based on the novel of Lewis Carroll.
An X-Rated Musical Comedy.(taglines)


  • Well if it feels good, there's a good chance it must be bad.


  • We don't have any towels. We had one once, but it was stolen by a hotel.

King of Hearts[edit]

  • [to Alice] May my rod and staff comfort thee.


Alice: Oh! It looks like somebody had an accident.
The White Rabbit: THAT'S a funny thing to call it.

Mad Hatter: And after the King's ball comes off, we're eating dinner in the Queen's box.
Alice: Dinner in the Queen's box?
Mad Hatter: Well not dinner exactly, it's more like a boxed lunch.

Humpty Dumpty: Who's she? I've never seen HER before.
Mad Hatter: She's new in these parts.

The White Rabbit: She's embarassed - I think she's still a virgin.
Mad Hatter: Well if that's the case, she should be embarassed. I've never heard of such a thing.
Alice: Well I'm trying to learn, honestly, but I can't have everything shoved down my throat all at once.
Mad Hatter: Well I don't see why not.

Alice: Don't you think you should put that thing away?
Mad Hatter: Certainly not, I just let it out! Don't you like it?
Alice: Well... Yes, it's very nice.
Mad Hatter: You may touch it.
Alice: Oh, I couldn't!
Mad Hatter: I don't see why not.
Alice: Well, because it's yours.
Mad Hatter: [rolling his eyes] I'll share it with you.


  • An X-Rated Musical Comedy.
  • The world's favorite bedtime story.


  • Kristine DeBell – Alice
  • Bucky Searles – Humpty Dupty
  • Ron Nelson – William
  • Alan Novak – Mad Hatter
  • J. P. Paradine – Judge/Scrugg
  • Larry Gelman – The White Rabbit

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