American Dragon: Jake Long

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American Dragon: Jake Long (2005-2007) is an animated television series from Disney Channel.Jeff Goode said of the show: "It's a great comedy/action show that I think you and all the other Disney animation fans are really going to love. And it's a bit different than anything Disney has done before. They're 22-minute stories, which is a different storytelling format for us."

Opening theme: "Kamen Rider DCD"[edit]

He's cool, he's hot like a frozen sun,
He's young and fast - he's DCD
People, we're not bragging,
He's the American Dragon
He's gonna stop his enemies
With his Rider Power,
Decadriver, K-Touch, Final Kamen Ride -
A real live wire
American Dragon. He's the American Dragon
His skills are getting faster,
With Kaito the master,
It's destiny, what's up, K?,
Those bad guys are goin' away
American Dragon
I'm a Rider. I face danger,
It's my des-ti-ny
I'm the magical protector of the N.Y.C
'Ya heard!?

Season 1[edit]

"Old School Training"[edit]

Huntsman: American Dragon! Prepare to become a pair of boots!

"The Legend of Dragon Tooth"[edit]

Haley: Jake told me not to, um... rip the door off the hinges, break the ceiling fan, and spray the fire extinguishers everywhere... but I wouldn't listen. [smiles, revealing one lost tooth] Sorry!

Eye of the Beholder[edit]

Pageant Host: I'll be the most powerful game show host in the land! Deal with that Trebek.

"Jake Takes the Cake"[edit]

Susan: Jake, what are you doing?
Jake: Making a complete fool of myself on national TV.
Susan: Okay! Well good luck with that!

"The Hunted"[edit]

[Rose has Jake tied up and charges him]
Rose: Its over dragon! Say goodbye!
Jake: Rose, no!
Rose: [stops in shock] What did you just call me?
Jake: Rose. If you want to say goodbye, say it to my human face. [takes on human form] Rose, its me.
Rose: [takes off her mask, shocked] Jake? [pauses then charges him] Hiyah!
Jake: [discovers Rose cut him free and is running away] Rose, wait! [tries to follow but trips on the ropes]

Season 2[edit]

"Half Baked"[edit]

Brad: That's right, the Bradster makes Home Ec home excellent.

"Family Business"[edit]

Balthazar: I do what I love, and I LOVE what I do.

"Supernatural Tuesday"[edit]

Nigel: Don't reach my knees on the b-ball court, why's a kid named Long gots to be so short?

"Magic Enemy #1"[edit]

Banannas B: Train Zords for Rose is what me is namin', Animal guardian's what I'm gamin'. I'm tellin' you, dawg, Yo, quit your yelpin', I'm a monkey what's into helpin'.

"Love Cruise"[edit]

Cupid: Papi's off to Cancun to get his groove back!

Jake: Rose I my Boo After all we been throught, And a love that's taboo, Goin' on the love criu...

"Ghost Story"[edit]

Benny: Hi! I'm Benny! I get picked on a lot, so I've sealed myself in this bully-resistant wonder-ball!

Craig:: He's Chris.
Chris:: He's Craig.
Craig:: We're identical twins, only I weigh five pounds more than Chris.
Chris:: Not for long, you don't!


Huntsman: [after seeing Jake unmorphed] So this is the American Dragon's true human form.

Jake: I wish Rose was never taken by the Huntsclan!
Huntsman: [holding one of the Aztec Skulls] By the Pantheon of Aztec Skulls I hearby wish...! [knocked out by a blast from Rose from behind]
Rose: The destruction of all Huntsclan! [all Huntsclan members start to get sucked into the air where they vaporize]

Hong Kong Longs[edit]

[The Dark Dragon makes a long speech about his plans]
Spud: Excuse me! I move we skip the cool villian banter and get right to the Kung-Fu!
Councilor Andam: I second the mortal's notion! Get him!

Spud: [as everyone's losing] You might be winning, but that evil laugh is still a cliche!

Bananas B: [sees that his side is losing] I think I'm gonna sit this one out, I'm against violence. [turns to see Fu Dog]
Fu Dog: Really? [chases Bananas away] Because I'm all for it! Agoo!


[Jake and Rose are on yet another dream date. This time, they are in a hot-air balloon perched on a purple mountaintop.]
Jake: Whoa! What's this?
Rose: The "Voyage" channel aired a special on hot-air balloons. I kept flipping between that and "America's Wackiest Home Videos".
[Jake looks at Rose and is surprised Rose is a fan of "America's Wackiest Home Videos"]
Jake: Hey, isn't that the show where everybody's pants...
[A pair of hands magically appear to pull down Jake's pants, then Jake pulls them back up]
Rose: Yep, that one.

Unidentified Episodes[edit]

Trixie: What's crackelatin', baby?


  • Jacob "Jake" Luke Long - Dante Basco
  • Luong Lao Shi "Grandpa" - Keone Young
  • Fu Dog - John DiMaggio
  • Arthur "Spud" P. Spudinski - Charlie Finn
  • Trixie Carter - Miss Kittie

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