American Pie Presents: Beta House
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American Pie Presents: Beta House is a 2007 American teen comedy released directly to DVD.
- Wesley: [wakes up on plane] Excuse me, where's this plane going to?
- Stewardess: Detroit.
- Wesley: [sighs with relief] Thank God! [panics] ... Excuse me! Where's it coming from?
- Stewardess: Bangkok.
- Wesley: Thai...
- [Wesley's sleeve is tugged by Sun Lei]
- Wesley: Whose kid is that?
- Stewardess: Yours - you adopted him yesterday. Congratulations!
- Wesley: [waves gingerly] Hey buddy.
- Ashley: How're you feeling?
- Erik Stifler: Hey. Good, thanks.
- Ashley: Here, let me see.
- Erik Stifler: Oh, no. No, no. Ashley, it's... You really don't need to do anything.
- Ashley: Oh my God, Erik. You have to put something on that.
- Erik Stifler: No, it's just a little red.
- Ashley: Here, let me.
- [Ashley takes some healing gel and starts rubbing it on Erick's burn]
- Erik Stifler: It's really not necessary...
- [Erik gasps]
- Ashley: Does it hurt?
- Erik Stifler': No, it's just really cold.
- [Ashley rubs slower]
- Ashley: Does that feel better?
- Erik Stifler: Yeah. Mmm-hmm.
- Ashley: Wow!
- [Megan is shocked by Erik's erection through the towel]
- Erik Stifler: Oh man!
- Ashley: I didn't even touch it. Mmm. No, it's no big deal. I guess I should just take it as a compliment, right?
- Erik Stifler: I'm sorry. Yeah. I'm sorry.
- Ashley: It's cool.
- Erik Stifler: How that cream feels good. Ash, you might wanna...
- Ashley: [whispering] Just relax.
- Erik Stifler: [panting] It's still hot.
- [John falls backward and his towel falls off, his semen squirts on the wall, a picture frame and Mr. Biggles the teddy bear]
- Ashley: Oh my God! Mr. Biggles!