Angry Grandpa

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Angry Grandpa was an internet personality portrayed by Charles Green Jr. (October 16 1950-December 10 2017) From 2007-2017, he made hundreds of videos across YouTube. In most of these videos, Green would explode into a violent rage over little things such as when he can't find his favorite foods or if someone has been eating his food. Other videos included him cooking and speaking out over world issues. Filming most of these videos was Green's son Michael who would sometimes play pranks on Green. (aka Pickleboy or KidBehindACamera). Michael's girlfriend Bridgette would also be present for most of these videos.


PISSED About Twinkies![edit]

Angry Grandpa: WHAT AM I GONNA DO ON GODDAMN WEEKENDS?! I LIKE TO FRY THEM MOTHERFUCKERS!!
Michael: They got Walmart brand Twinkies.
Angry Grandpa: FUCK WALMART BRAND GODDAMN TWINKIES!!!!

Angry Grandpa: I'VE BEEN EATING TWINKIES SINCE I WAS KNEE HIGH TO A GRASSHOPPER'S MOTHERFUCKING ASS!! I WAS THAT GODDAMN HIGH WHEN MY DADDY BRINGING ME MOTHERFUCKING TWINKIES!! I USED TO WATCH CAPTAIN KANGAROO EATING MY MOTHERFUCKING TWINKIE!!

Angry Grandpa: Twinkies is an American tradition! Back when they were pulling all my teeth, Twinkies was the only thing I could fucking eat! What other thing people losing their teeth could eat?
Michael: Walmart brand Twinkies.
Angry Grandpa: Get the fuck away from me white Walmart shit!

Draw My Life FAIL[edit]

Michael: Your story's not even coming together dude. Ok, it's like ok.
Angry Grandpa: YOU TOLD ME TO DRAW MY LIFE! THAT'S EVERYTHING THAT HAPPENED IN MY LIFE! I'M DOING WHAT YOU TOLD ME TO!
Michael: Ok, I'm just trying to say you're not getting the concept I don't think.
Angry Grandpa: And you're not getting what I'm telling you!
Michael: Yeah, I'm saying you gotta tell a story. So far we've got Baby with a bottle, Mama beating your ass, Going to school, Coming to work.
Angry Grandpa: Making it up.
Michael: We've got to know a story.
Angry Grandpa: YOU LEFT OUT SMOKING A JOINT!
Michael: Okay, Smoking a joint.

Angry Grandpa: I was a little boy. That's me as a little boy. Then I grew up to be a mean ass teenager who didn't like...people. I grew up. Then all of a sudden, I grew up and became a man! Had four fucking little brats!
Michael: And eight stomachs.
Angry Grandpa: One asshole named Mike! And I'll draw a picture of the little fat little bastard.! (Draws a picture of Michael with a fat stomach) That was Michael when he was a little boy! That was his little tiny arms! That was his goddamn little bellybutton. Okay, now IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?! IS THAT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU?! YOU WANNA.... NOOOOOOO, let's draw Bridgette!
Michael: Okay, I'm done with this.
Angry Grandpa: When Bridgette first came to the house! Here's Bridgette! (draws Bridgette with a fat stomach) WHOAAAAAAAAA!
Bridgette: Wait a minute!
Angry Grandpa: It's Bridgette! Little short little motherfucking arms, little tiny ass head, little beady fucking nose, beady eyes and a goddamn little face! Oh Bridgette, it's so nice to meet you! GET OUT OF MY GODDAMN HOUSE!! GET OUT!! OH, GET OUT!! I'M TELLING YOU GET OUT!!
Michael: Okay!
Angry Grandpa: I AIN'T DRAWING NO MORE GODDAMN PICTURES!!
Michael: Try to do something nice for somebody...
Angry Grandpa: YOU DID! DON'T COME BACK!
Bridgette: That was rude!