- Maximus: How much longer is this going to take?
- Minimus: I'm trying to capture your good side, sir. It's not so easy!
- Maximus: Show me what you've done.
- Minimus: I think it's quite a good likeness myself.
- Maximus: I want more than just a FOOT! I want a giant gold statue a hundred feet high, proclaiming my evil glory to all the galaxy!
- Minimus: But we've only stolen enough gold for the foot. And one ear.
- Maximus: Then steal more GOLD!
- Sparky: This is it! Maximus's robots are robbing the gold mines of Abraxax Four!
- Betty: X-5, get us into hyperspace! And both of you stop looking at my hair!
- Roger: Listen, Kitty-- And please, please SHUT UP!
- Betty: It's Betty.
- Roger: Right. Cathy, it's been a thrill chatting with you, but I really have to go now.
(He gives her a card.)
- Roger: Here. My hairstylist. You need to call her right away.
- Betty: I hope no one is looking at my hair.
(Sparky and X-5 look away, whistling.)
- Maximus: Who is this new Guardian who foiled my plans!?
- Minimus: Oh. Atomic Roger, sir. He's running everything! Though he does have fantastic hair.
- Maximus: Huh? Who cares about his hair!? Behold! Let's see this Atomic Roger stop my new army of gold-pilfering robots! Fly, my pretties, fly!
- Betty: This is getting ridiculous! How am I supposed to save the day if he's always getting here first!?
- Sparky: I'm telling you, it's the hair.
- Maximus: Ugh. That girl is bad enough. But that ROGER!?
- Minimus: Ooh, isn't he dreamy? Gah! I mean, what a jerk!
- Maximus: Look at the fool! No one dares to stop me!
- Betty: Come on, boys! I'm not afraid to get a little dirty!
- Maximus: With that hair, I'm not surprised.
- X-5: Colosians are the environmental police of the cosmos. Their sensitivity is matched only by their commitment to peace and love.
- Sparky: No wonder Maximus hates them!
- Betty: What in the cosmos is that!?
- Maximus: Aha. Atomic Betty. Welcome to my dance party.
- Minimus: Except YOU weren't invited! (Burps)
- Maximus: Watch your manners.
- Minimus: Ooh, nice shot!
- Maximus: I don't have time to play these RIDICULOUS games! I'm trying to take over the universe.
- Minimus: Yes, your gameship.
- Maximus: Game, set and match! Mwahahahahahaha!
- Dalton: Where did you get those extra chords, Betty?
- Betty: Out of a manual. Called "Guitar Playing For Idiots"!
- Osbournes: All right!
- Maximus: I know that voice!
- Minimus: Ooh. Sounds like Atomic Betty. She's not bad.
But the Cat Came Back
- Sparky: Why couldn't she own a rabbit?
- Sparky: Jumping Jupiter!
Lost in Spa
- X-5: And when I was nine, I was sent to Camp Positron and bullied by a satellite dish.
- Sparky: What have you done to our commander!?
- Maximus: Oh dear! It appears he's been cryogenically frozen. Who could have done such a dastardly deed? Oh, that's right. It was me.
- Maximus: What!?
- Minimus: Juice break, union rules.
- Employee: I said we hold that position until I say so!
- Maximus & Minimus: Yes, ma'am......
Spindly Tam Kanushu
- Betty: I have to go.
- Penelope: Late for your plastic surgeon?
- Minimus: Oh, bravo! Encore! Encore! Hmph. I've seen better.
- Spindly Tam Kanushu: Take good care of Freddie here. I've got to take the show on the road. Well! I'm off! Come on, boys!
Maximus: "Maxi-Mmm" pet food is never watered down. Because Maximus hates water. Your Zanthian Zibret will love "Maxi-Mmm" pet food. It's fit for a king, whether your kingdom is a litter box, or....the universe! Mwahahahaha! Antoine Lucci: Cut! Brilliant! A work of a genius! That would be me, Antoine Lucci. You were good too, Maximus. I laughed, I cried.
- (Wave splashes over Maximus's ship.)
- Maximus: Aaaaaaaaaah!
- Minimus: Heh heh heh!
- Maximus: You didn't see that. I HATE WATER!!!
Furball for the Sneeze
Attack of the Evil Baby
When Worlds Collide
The Ghost Ship of Aberdeffia
The Great Race
- [during a rollercoaster ride, one of the weapons incinerated the vehicle]
- X-5: I suddenly lost my attraction for this attraction.
- Betty: [running] Sparky, I'll save you!
- [Scene changes to Betty being carried away by two robots]
- Robot: You are being disruptive and we must ask you to leave. We hoped you've enjoyed your stay at Max Land.
- Sparky: Craters! I'm gonna miss it!