Austin & Ally
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Rockers & Writers (2011)
- Ally: I can't believe he stole my song! He messed with the wrong girl!
- Trish: That's right! Get angry! Me likey!
- Ally: (Types something on her phone and it beeps.) There! Allycat109 doesn't like this video. Yeah! Whoo!
- Trish: Calm down before you type a frowny face and really hurt his feelings...
- Austin: Who am I kidding... My dad always said that my chances of being famous were one in a million....
- Ally: That's exactly what my dad said to me.
- Dez: You know what my dad always says? "Dez! Stop texting the dog!"
Kangaroos & Chaos (2011)
- Ally: I can't just spit out a song any time you want me to. Lyrics don't just flow out of me like a river after a rain of tears! Oh... That's good! (Runs over, grabs her book and writes it down)
- Austin: Hey, Ally. Maybe you should write that... so we can actually read it this time. (Ally glares at him)
- Dez: Yeah... Miss Calligraphy Camp... (Laughs at her)
- Ally: Oh. (Scribbles something in her book) Can you read this?
- Dez: (Looks at it) Yes, I can... And that is not a nice word!
- Ally: (Referring to the kangaroo in her practice room) Aww, he is so cute. (Stops walking towards him) Aww, I just stepped in kangaroo poop...
- Dez: Hey, don't just assume it was the kangaroo... Trish was in here earlier....
- Trish: (Smiles at him) I will smack those freckles right off your face...
- Dez: Someone needs to mop up all this Trish poop.
- Trish: Keep it up, and someone's gonna need to mop up all your freckles!
- Dez: My freckles are my friends! Can you say that about your poop?!
Secrets & Songbooks (2011)
- Ally: (Sees Austin and picks up a life-size Austin doll and begins to kiss it) Mwah, Austin. Mwah, Austin. Mwah!
- Austin: Uhh, Ally?
- Ally: (Turns around) Oh, hey Austin...
- Austin: Is that doll supposed to be me?
- Ally: Ummm, yes. I was just practicing what to do if you got bit by a poisonous snake. It could happen, ohhhhhh....
- Austin: Hey, Ally! (Walks in all sweaty and orange)
- Ally: Oh, hey Austin.
- Austin: Check out my fake tan...
- Ally: Ugh, I hate fake tans.
- Austin: Really? I did not know that! (Shows off his sweaty underarms)
- Ally: Ugh, almost as much as I hate sweaty guys...
- Austin: Also did not know that! (Dez walks in)
- Dez: Austin, you look different.
- Austin: Yeah, cuz I'm orange... and I'm sweaty....
- Dez: (Shakes his head) No...
Zaliens & Cloud Watchers [1.4]
- [a movie theater ushed accuses Austin & Ally of littering]
- Walter: Look what I found underneath your seat. Recognize this?
- Ally: Uh, yeah. It's popcorn.
- Walter: Ah-HAH! How would you know that if you didn't litter?
- Ally: Because we've seen popcorn before.
- Ally: Hi, Dez. What are you supposed to be? An alien zombie?
- Dez: No, a zombie alien. I'm a Zalien. Characters from my favorite movies of all time. Zaliens 1, Zaliens 2, Zaliens 3, Zaliens 4, Zaliens 5, Zaliens 7...
- Ally: [interrupting] Ah-ah-ah, you forgot Zaliens 6.
- Dez: Ugh, that movie stinks. I wish I could forget it.
Bloggers & Buterflies (2012)
Austin: I can't believe this website, it's so embarrassing!
Trish: That's HaterGirl. She writes about everything she hates in Miami...I like her!
Ally: But now she's posting bad things about Austin!