Baby Looney Tunes

Baby Looney Tunes is an American-Canadian animated television series|animated television series. depicting toddler versions of Looney Tunes characters.

Season 1

A Lot Like Lola / Mother's Day Madness

Daffy: [infuriated] That does it, Taz! You can't build this up anymore!

[Taz's eyes start tearing up with sadness as he's about to cry]

Bugs: Uh, oh.

Tweety: Granny?

Spinout / Snow Day

[Taz lost his ability to spin and starts bawling into tears]

Bugs: [consoling him] What's up, little doc?

Taz: [crying] TAZ NOT SPIN!

Shadow Of A Doubt / Christmas In July

Daffy: [running covered in pink paint] I need to see the doctor I need to see a doctor i got chickenpox

All Washed Up / Did Not! Did Too!

Sylvester: Hey, everybody!

Lola: What is it, Sylvester?

Sylvester: You know how Granny said no playing until we're all washed up? Well, Taz won't take his bath.

Daffy: Hold on there, whiskers. You mean, nobody gets playtime until everbody's squeaky clean?

Melissa: I guess that's always been the rule.

Bugs: Welp, sounds like there's only one thing we can do. We've got to get Taz into the bathtub.

Lola: But, how, Bugs?

Bugs: Well, uh, first thing's first, has anyone seen my diaper?

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Bugs: Come on, Taz, your turn for a bath.

Taz: No bath!

Lola: You gotta take a bath, Taz. Granny says so, or nobody gets playtime.

Taz: Uh-uh! No wanna!

Daffy: Step aside, I'll handle this. Now, look here, fur ball. You don't have to take a bath.

Taz: I don't?

Daffy: No, you could take a shower! Anything with soap and water involved! Please! I'm begging ya!

Taz: NO BATH!

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Bugs: Now, look what you did!

Lola: What who did?!

Bugs: You!

Lola: Me?! The least you could do, is say you're sorry!

Bugs: You're the one who ought to be sorry!

Lola: If that's how you're gonna be, I'm taking my blocks back!

Bugs: That's how I'm gonna be, because that's how…you're being!

Daffy: Well, isn't this a nice bucket of peach pits? There they go, taking our fun with them.

Sylvester: Now, what are we gonna do?

Tweety: Maybe there's a way to put this whole thing back together.

Daffy: And how are you gonna do that?

Tweety: Hmm… Bugs and Lola love playing hopscotch, right? So, here's what we're gonna do.

New Cat In Town / The Magic Of Spring

Sylvester: [sighs] Kisses and cookies. What more could the world's cutest pussycat want?

[The baby Tunes are surprised to see a baby skunk has shown up]

Sylvester: What is that?

Granny: A new friend who's come to play. This is Baby Pepe.

[The other baby Tunes, except Sylvester and Daffy, rush towards Baby Pepe, greeting him]

Bugs: Hi, kid. I'm Bugs. This is Taz.

Taz: [offering Baby Pepe a cookie] Mmm. Yum-yum, eat cookie.

Lola: [rubbing Baby Pepe's cheek] Isn't he the cutest?

Tweety: Very, very cute, indeed. [gives Baby Pepe a hug]

Lola: Come meet Sylvester. Yeah, you're gonna be friends. [sets Baby Pepe in the baby carriage with Sylvester]

Sylvester: [takes the cookie as Baby Pepe tries to take it] Hold on, brother. That's mine! [Baby Pepe climbs on his face to get the cookie] Watch the face! Watch the face!

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Sylvester: Hey, wait! That's-that's--

Daffy: [through hand puppet] That's your place? That's supposed to be you?

Sylvester: No, I was just… I was--

Daffy: That's right. You were, as in, used to be the cutest cat in town. Not anymore. He is. I know what you feel like. I used to be the cute one too. [sighs] Face it, pal. When you get grown up like us, they just don't love you anymore.

Sylvester: [determined] I'm not growing up that easy.

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[Bugs sits alone at the kitchen table, moping sadly over his magic show failure]

Granny: Bugs? Is that the end of the magic show, dear?

Bugs: Granny, I don't even think there is such a thing as magic. Not anymore.

Granny: Of course there is, Bugs. There's magic everywhere. And with a little more practice, I'll bet you could be the best little magician there ever was.

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Bugs: Now that's what I call, magic. Turning a plain old backyard into a big symphony orchestra.

Who Said That? / Let Them Make Cake

Daffy: [incredibly angry] You little... [squeaky-squeaky-squeaky-squeaky] !! You're nothin' but a... [squeaky-squeak] ! I never wanna play this... [four squeaking sounds] game, EVER AGAIN!

[The other baby Tunes are shocked at Daffy's outraged swearing by saying a bad word]

Lola: What did you just say?

Daffy: I don't what the… [two squeaks] you're talking about.

Lola: That word! What does it mean?

Daffy: I don't know. It's a new word I just learned. You should try it.

[Granny enters the play room]

Baby Tunes: Hi, Granny! How the... [four squeaks] are you?

Granny: [surprised with shock] Oh! My goodness, little ones, where did you hear a word like that? [The babies all point to Daffy; disappointed] Daffy, I'm surprised at you using such words.

Daffy: What the... [two squeaks] is wrong with using a word like [squeak-squeak-squeak-squeak]?

Loose Change / Act Your Age

[Daffy is sitting at the table with a cereal box and cereal bowl of Wheat Doodles]

Sylvester: [takes a seat at the table] Whatcha eating?

Daffy: I'm not eating anything.

Sylvester: What's that stuff in your bowl?

Daffy: It's some kind of new cereal that Granny bought.

Sylvester: A new cereal? Is this some kind of joke?

Daffy: If it's a joke, I'm not laughing.

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Sylvester: I'll swing on my swing like I always do. [falls on his back as the swing breaks] That never happened before. [starts bawling into tears]

Tweety: Did you hurt yourself, Sylvester?

Sylvester: [sniffling] No. I'm not hurt.

Tweety: Then why the weepy eyes?

Sylvester: Because my swing is broken.

Tweety: But look, there's another swing right here next to you.

Sylvester: But, this is the swing I always use, and now it's broken. [gets up and runs into the house]

Tweety: Well, never look a gift swing in the mouth… or something like that.

Who's Your Granny? / The Tattletale

Taz: No Gary [looking at his peanut butter and jelly sandwich is missing] Huh where's sandwich? [starts bawling into tears]

Granny: [Hears all that crying] Heavens what's all the rackus?

Lola: Sylvester stole Taz's sandwich piece when Taz wasn't looking

Never Say Try / Pair O' Dice Lost

Sylvester: That's It I'll never wanna build fly or see another kite Again [Sylvester sits on his bed] Stupid Kite I'll never do that again Stupid Stupid kite

Season 2

A Bully For Bugs / The Wheel Deal

Daffy: Tell them what happened!

Bugs: Nothin' happened. Just forget it.

Blast Off Bugs / Baby Brouhaha

[Lola finds a book about babies.]

Tweety: What does it say, Lola?

Lola: Well, I can't read the words, but the pictures tell all about what babies are like. It says that babies eat, drink, sleep, play, crawl, smile, laugh, cry... [starts to become uneasy, as do the other babies] scream... wail, kick, screech... burp... barf up dinner... pass lots of gas... tears come out of their eyes... drool comes out of their mouth... stuff comes out of their nose... [Daffy gags] And everyday, they fill their diapers with...

[Bugs gasps. Lola gasps and shuts the book, completely disgusted and mortified.]

Lola: EWWWWWWW!

All: EWWWWWWW!