Barenaked Ladies

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Barenaked Ladies are a Canadian rock band, formed in 1988 by Ed Robertson and Steven Page; later members have included Jim Creegan, Andy Creegan, Kevin Hearn, and Tyler Stewart.


Gordon, 1992[edit]

  • If I had a million dollars... I'd be rich.
  • If I had a million dollars, I'd buy you a green dress (but not a real green dress, that's cruel).
(callback to a previous mention that a real fur coat would be cruel)

Stunt, 1998[edit]

  • It's been one week since you looked at me.
  • Birchmount Stadium, home of the Robbie.
  • Can I help it if I think you're funny when you're mad? Trying hard not to smile, though I feel bad. I'm the kind of guy who laughs at a funeral. Can't understand what I mean? Well, you soon will.
  • Like Kurosawa I make mad films. 'kay, I don't make films. But if I did they'd have a samurai.
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