Battle for Dream Island

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Battle for Dream Island (BFDI) is a an American animated web series on YouTube, that was created by Chinese-American twin brothers Cary and Michael Huang, posted on their jacknjellify channel, and to date has over 1.89 billion total views.

Battle for Dream Island (Season 1)

Take the Plunge Part 1 [1.1a]

Match: Yeah, I know, she was so surprised.

Pencil: Really?

Match: Oh, for sure! I mean, it wasn't very big, just a little bug, but Flower went crazy!

Pencil: OMG, Flower is really afraid of bugs!

Flower: Ice Cube, don't you think I look beautiful?

Ice Cube: Oh, oh! I remember that! I am so gonna get revenge on her! I cannot believe how she thinks we will be her servants!

Blocky: Hey! I'm just in the mood to hurt someone!

Leafy: Woody, get up! There's a life out there to enjoy, so, enjoy it!

Tennis Ball: Teardrop, calm down! Kicking Woody could severely injure him. He is balsa.

Eraser: I can't believe what a scaredy-cat Woody is, he's so uncool. Pen, though, you're cool.

Pen: So are you, Eraser.

Firey: Coiny! You're so dumb!

[Coiny slaps Firey.]

Firey: Hey!

Coiny: Oh my gosh, Firey! You're sooo easy to slap!

[Coiny slaps Firey 10 times.]

Firey: Bleh...

Golf Ball: Firey! Coiny! Stop fighting! And Spongy, take a bath! You're stinky.

Spongy: Sorry...

[Cut to Blocky and Eraser.]

Blocky: Isn't Golf Ball bossy?

Eraser: I know! She is like a bossy-bot.

Announcer Speaker Box: Well, everybody, they're building the island of luxury. It's called: Dream Island. A whole square mile of paradise, a five star hotel, a casino, six restaurants, robot servants, and the winner even gets to decide who gets to come in and who doesn't.

Eraser: So, umm, how much will it cost?

Announcer Speaker Box: Not even a penny.

Eraser: Then I'll take it!

Announcer Speaker Box: But what about everybody else? They want it too, you know.

Eraser: Uhh, I wouldn't give up that island for anything.

Announcer Speaker Box: Neither would they. So we must settle this with a contest.

Flower: Out of my WAY! I need my SPACE!

Leafy: Um, Pin? Wrong finger.

Flower: I'm wearing non-slip shoes so ha!

Take the Plunge Part 2 [1.1b]

Match: SMOKIN' HOT FIREY BUNS!

Barriers and Pitfalls [1.2]

Yellow Face: Need a break from all the stress? Then eat our Gumball! It's only 70,000 payments of 70,000 dollars. Each.

Duh-duh-duh-duh Cake at Stake!

Golf Ball: Now my chances of winning went up from 5% to 5.263%!

Snowball: W00t! In first!

Pencil: [Singing] Open mouth, yeah, yeah, yeah! Let him out, yeah, yeah, yeah! So we can win the contest, so we can win the contest!

This program was brought to you by Blocky's Funny Doings International.

Pencil: Oh no! I've been... dulled!

Are You Smarter Than a Snowball? [1.3]

Announcer Speaker Box: Pin. You have a Win Token. Would you like to use it now?

Pin: Uh, no. I mean, there's nothing mean I did that I can think of, that would make people want to vote me.

Needle: Don't call me Needy you nerd!

Tennis Ball: Um, guys? I have to go to the bathroom!

Sweet Tooth [1.4]

This video has been removed. Actually... APRIL FOOL'S!!! [sic]

Ice Cube: I want revenge!

Announcer Speaker Box: Match and Pin, you only got one vote a piece.

Match: A piece? A PIECE?! You know, we aren't just objects...well, maybe Pin is.

Announcer Speaker Box: Blocky... [Woody screams] ...is eliminated at 6 votes. [Woody sighs in relief.]

Snowball: Making cakes without recipes is almost as bad as making a cake out of TWO. METAL. BALLS!

Rocky: Bulleh!

Golf Ball: Cake's done! [Sniff] It smells dirty! Oh well, probably just me.

Leafy: Well, I guess it all works out!

Announcer Speaker Box: Boop. Judging time.

Match: It's okay, you just bake at a sub-dirt level!

Leafy: Needy. [Needle slaps Leafy] I know it is trying to offer us something great, but what is that speaker thing?

Bridge Crossing [1.5]

Announcer Speaker Box: Sorry, Woody. You didn't not ain't not get no any none of nothing.

Needle: Aw, seriously?

Pen: But don't you want to win and get Dream Island? I do! When I win, there will be a big sign in front saying "PENISLAND"! No spaces, all caps!

Power of Three [1.6]

Announcer Speaker Box: Let's do Cake at Stake.

Pencil: I really do not like Cake at Stake.

Announcer Speaker Box: Oh, do you not? I guess we'll take the shortcut and eliminate you immediately then.

Pencil: I really like Cake at Stake.

Announcer Speaker Box: That's better! Now we can do Cake at Stake.

Announcer Speaker Box: Anyway, we got 13 votes. That's one fewer than last time. It's the first time it's ever gone down. [Slow] I want to cry now. I really do.

Pencil: Yoy!

Announcer Speaker Box: Eraser, the number of votes you got is the factorial of the difference of the square of the number of spatial dimensions of this universe and one more than the smallest perfect number.

Announcer Speaker Box: Let that be a lesson; use your Win Tokens before it's too late.

Puzzling Mysteries [1.7]

Coiny: Awkward silence...

Announcer Speaker Box: So in the next contest-

Eraser: Which is?

Pencil: Liar, liar, pants ablaze!

Cycle of Life [1.8]

Leafy: Hey, they lapped us!

Insectophobe’s Nightmare [1.9]

Pin: What? That's crazy!

Announcer Speaker Box: Hyuk-hyuk-doy, you better believe I'm serious.

Coiny: Wait. But then Firey goes to my team. And he's just so dumb!

Firey: I know you are, but what am I?

Coiny: See? You're so dumb, you don't even know what you are!

Firey: Ooh, ooh! I wanna be the Squashy Grapes, too!

Golf Ball: No, no! The others are already the Squashy Grapes! Our name has to be ANOTHER NAME!

Announcer Speaker Box: So then your team is Another Name.

Golf Ball: Wait, I-

Announcer Speaker Box: Let's go through our current teams. Squishy Cherries, Squashy Grapes, and Another Name.

[Rocky throws up on Coiny.]

Coiny: Hey! It slimed me!

Crybaby! [1.10]

Yellow Face: Need some money fast and soon? Then buy our Box of Paper Slips! At first it might just seem like a blank slip of paper, but you can scribble a number on it, and POOF! It's a dollar bill! This person managed to buy a TV. This person bought a house! This person bought the world! So yeah, buy now!

Hork hork hork, glorp glorp, gloop gloop gloop, doot doot, Cake at Stake!

Snowball: Why should I try to cry?!

Golf Ball: Would you look at that? My very first tear! I'll always remember this for the rest of my life.

Lofty [1.11]

[Tennis Ball and Golf Ball are arguing over the shape of a cloud.]

Tennis Ball: Tennis Ball!

Golf Ball: Golf Ball!

Tennis Ball: TENNIS BALL!

Golf Ball: GOLF BALL!

Tennis Ball: Uh-oh, I'm left with the slappers!

Pen: I'd say Rocky, because Golf Ball sounds like a boy even though she's a girl, and that's just wrong!

Bomby: Oh no Firey, you lit my fuse!

A Leg Up in the Race [1.12]

Announcer Speaker Box: Okay, so now that we are all here except for that clumsy Tennis Ball, let's see the results.

Firey: That's weird, do I taste peanut butter?

Don't Lose Your Marbles [1.13]

OMG! There's points now! Who'll go home? We'll just see... it's Cake at Stake!

Half a Loaf Is Better Than None [1.14]

Match: OMG, I know it's so, like, hard, but you got to keep, like, like, going!! You got to win this for, like, like, like, like, the both of us!

Announcer Speaker Box: ...and Needle and Golf Ball are drowning. Seriously, why are so many people drowning? It's not quicksand or anything.

Vomitaco [1.15]

Pencil: Icy, compared to Match... you're garbage.

David: Aw, Seriously?

Announcer Speaker Box: Moving on, try to guess what's under this blanket.

Leafy: Bonus points!

Pen: A mini version of Dream Island!

Pencil: A previously eliminated contestant!

Blocky: A dead body!

Firey: Hmm... a barf bag, and... a taco.

Announcer Speaker Box: Hold on, Firey, you're right. In this episode, you each have a choice on what contest you would like to participate in.

Pen: So, how much do I gotta pay?

Leafy: TWO HUNDRED VIGINTILLION DOLLARS!

[Pen holds up a paper from the Box of paper slips with "$200,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 ,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000,000" written on it.]

Pen: Well, what do you know?

Bowling, Now with Explosions! [1.16]

This is an announcement. Due to budget cuts, this episode will be using puppets instead of being animated.

Yellow Face: [Laughs strangely] Isn't that a wonderful noise? Well, now you can listen to that noise 24/7 thanks to our Revolutionary Headphones! Listen to it while you walk. Listen to it while you sleep! These headphones can only play that noise and why would you ever want to listen to anything else? They also have a volume up button. No volume down button. Wough. And best of all, our superglue makes them unremovable! So yeah, buy now!

The Reveal [1.17]

Announcer Speaker Box: On April 1st 2011, history was made. englishcreamcakes cast the first vote ever for Pencil.

8-Ball: I don't have a favorite number, I really don't.

Basketball: Tennis balls aren't the only ones with lines.

Book: I'm a dictionary and you better believe it!

Clock: Watches are wannabes.

Fanny: I hate you.

Marker: I have a tattoo.

Nickel: I am the new Coiny!

Robot Flower: Vote for me or I'll crush you!

Ruby: Please please please can I join the game please please?

Reveal Novum [1.18]

Match: Oh my, like, woodsicle... so, now there's, like, no way out!

Announcer Speaker Box: Dictionary, you also got eight votes, not enough to win.

Book: What!? But if you look "Dictionary" up in me, it says, "The one who will win Dream Island!"

Announcer Speaker Box: Not true.

Announcer Speaker Box: Ruby, despite you're[sic] pleads to join the game "please please," only 22 people voted for you.

Announcer Speaker Box: Nickel, you may be the new Coiny, but with 43 votes, you are not the new contestant.

Pencil: [Singing] Close your eyes, yeah, yeah, yeah! Blink them both, yeah, yeah, yeah! So I can win the contest, so I can win the contest!

Rescission [1.19]

Announcer Speaker Box: We have a cake this time. It's a collection of shovels.

Bubble: Excuse me, but how are shovels cakes?

Announcer Speaker Box: Well, they're caked with mud, so they're cakes.

Announcer Speaker Box: Bubble, you finished first, so you get immunity.

Bubble: Yoylecake!

Announcer Speaker Box: Voters and viewers, subscribers and commenters, trolls and flamers- vote off who you think should be eliminated by commenting on this video.

Gardening Hero [1.20]

The points are gone, we are free of them now- but we look on to the moment that we see: the next slice of cake. A step closer to the prize brought on by Cake at Stake.

Leafy: You know, Firey, I think we should be friends!

Firey: You mean like, form an alliance?

Leafy: No! Friends! Just friends. Friends.

Firey: Yeah, we could do that.

Leafy: Let's do it!

Announcer Speaker Box: I want to be friends too.

Firey: Gah! Get away!

[Firey pushes Announcer away.]

Announcer Speaker Box: Why are you excluding me? I just want to be friends.

Firey: Sorry, only good people get to be friends.

Leafy: Ooh! Burn!

The Glistening [1.21]

Announcer Speaker Box: Ha, ha. JK, I meant to say it only runs on big yellow squishy contestants.

Announcer Speaker Box: Bubble and Leafy are immune.

Bubble: Yoylecake!

Leafy: You know, I've actually got some yoylecake with me right now. It's made from the exotic yoyleberry from Yoyleland, which is on my map, right here.

Bubble: Delicious.

Adam Katz: Season coming to an end. Very few contestants left. Some of them are getting cake, one of them is so at stake! It's Cake at Stake!

Golf Ball: Now my chances of winning went from 1.111 repeating percent to 0.000 repeating perce- [falls in the TLC]

Pen: I owe you all five hundred million vigintillion dollars each, because I can't afford to pay you all right now.

Leafy: Blue skidoo, you can too!

Announcer Speaker Box: Well, it looks like Leafy jumped the furthest with a whopping 2,763 miles. She wins immunity.

Don't Pierce My Flesh [1.22]

[Firey and Flower are standing on a bridge over the water.]

Firey: Hey Flower, come check this out!

Flower: Whatever it is, I don't care!

Firey: But Flower! This time, it's really important.

Flower: Unless it is Dream Island, I don't wanna hear it!

Firey: Oh… well, it's a bug.

Flower: GAH! HEUGH-EGH!

[She hits the bug with a large mallet, causing the bridge to collapse.]

Leafy: Oh my gosh, Firey, I'll save you!

[Leafy ties herself to a stake with a rope and jumps, grabbing Firey right as he was touching the water, barely saving him before he gets extinguished.]

Bubble: So what do we do without the speaky box?

Spongy: I don't know.

Leafy: I think it means we all win Dream Island!

Flower: No! I think it means I win Dream Island!

Firey: I think it means we should use the Replacement Box that I built last night.

Firey Speaker Box: Yeah, Firey's definitely right!

Flower: Haha! I'm gonna beat you. I'm gonna beat all of you! And I'm- I'm gonna go on and win Dream Island! And- and you're not! Y-You're gonna get the opposite of Dream Island! Uh, dr- dream, nightmare, N-Nightmare Moon!

Hurtful! [1.23]

[Firey Speaker Box is jumping on top of the Tiny Loser Chamber, causing it to making a clanging noise each time.]

Firey Speaker Box: The Tiny. Loser. Chamber. Needs. To be. Fixed! Help. Me get it. Fixed!

Leafy: Ice Cube! You're supposed to be in the TLC. How did you escape?

Firey: There's a giant gaping hole in the wall, so...

Coiny: [From inside the Tiny Loser Chamber] Wow, thanks for stating the obvious.

Firey: Huh? What? What's that?

[Firey sticks his head inside the hole in the Tiny Loser Chamber.]

Firey: Oh, hello, Coiny! It's good to see that you're finally where you belong.

[Firey gets slapped many times by Coiny from inside the Tiny Loser Chamber.]

Triangle Speaker Box: No discrimination, please.

Leafy: Firey, I'll wait for you!

Insectophobe's Nightmare 2 [1.24]

Leafy: Well, I guess I'd rather be with Firey! At least he appreciates my presence.

Firey: Hey! Where's Leafy?

Announcer Speaker Box: She died in the ferris wheel.

Firey: Yeah, I know that. But won't the Master Recovery Center create her again?

Announcer Speaker Box: We had to sell the recovery centers because of budget cuts.

Firey: You didn't! You couldn't have!

Announcer Speaker Box: Wanna bet?

Firey: Actually I do.

Announcer Speaker Box: How much?

Firey: My life earnings.

Announcer Speaker Box: Well, it turns out that we actually did sell them, so thanks for the money.

Firey: So wait, you really sold the recovery centers? You mean Leafy's never coming back?

Announcer Speaker Box: Yep. Can we move on now?

Firey: No! I want Leafy back!

Announcer Speaker Box: Whatever. Be quiet. Now we really have to get going.

Yellow Face: Buy Non-Slip Shoes So Ha! They're totally in style these days! Like, Flower wore them this one time! So like, they must be good!

Purple Face: So what? That was almost 2 years ago! No one wears Non-slip shoes so Ha! anymore.

Yellow Face: Oh my gosh! You do not know anything! You're purple!

Purple Face: Racist! Get this guy out of here!

Yellow Face: So yeah! Buy now!

Purple Face: No! Don't!

[Yellow Face growls, then eats Purple Face.]

Leafy: Well, I wish for world peace!

Announcer Speaker Box: Wish granted.

Leafy: But you didn't do anything!

Announcer Speaker Box: I think the world is peaceful enough.

Return of the Hang Glider [1.25]

Eraser: Hey, Pen!

Pen: Huh? What is it?

Eraser: Well, I was thinking about some stuff, and I thought of something that might be a really cool coincidence.

Pen: And what would that be?

Eraser: I wonder what would happen if we took the first spoken word of the first episode, the second spoken word of the second episode, all the way until the 25th spoken word of the 25th episode...

Pen: Yeah?

Eraser: ...and lined up those words to make a message. What would you get?

Pen: I don't know, probably nothing.

(The message is as follows: "Yeah, what is it now? I see you are taking the word with the place of the episode number. This is it: Message, no coincidence.")

Announcer Speaker Box: Are you all ready for the æ?

Leafy: Ae? What's the æ?

Announcer Speaker Box: I said æ. æ. ææææææææ. Well, I guess I'm unable to pronounce the 'ay sound anymore.

Leafy: You mean the K sound? You can't pronounce the K sound!

Announcer Speaker Box: Whatever, now be 'uiet.

[sic]

Announcer Speaker Box: Bubble, I'm sorry, but you only received 228 votes, so you don't win, but you played a great game. You were a wonderful 'ontestant.

Bubble: Oh, do I at least get a prize?

Announcer Speaker Box: You get one 'ashew.

Bubble: Bless you!

Announcer Speaker Box: No, I said 'ashew.

Bubble: Wow, you must be allergic to something.

Announcer Speaker Box: 'ashew. 'ashew. 'ashew.

Leafy: Maybe the announcer is allergic to this cashew. Here, you can have it, Bubble!

Bubble: Yoylecake!

Leafy: Firey, y-you're such a great friend. I'll be happy if either of us win.

Firey: Leafy, I'm sorry, but now I see the truth. You are a mean person, and I do not believe you deserve to be on Dream Island.

Golf Ball: According to my imagination, 99.8% of all islands are destroyed within 2 hours of being sold.

Pin: I think Leafy deserves the death penalty!

Leafy: What are you doing? Get your hands off of me you jerk!

Firey: Leafy, Leafy! Leafy, I'm sorry for what I did. I realized that what I wanted most wasn't Dream Island. It's you, your friendship. I just want you to know that I'm tired of all this turmoil that's going on, all these conflicts and stuff. And I'd rather spend my time with you, whether it's on Dream Island or not.

Pencil: Hey, Match! Wouldn't it be weird if the very first and very last spoken words of BFDI were the same?

Match: Yeah!

Battle for Dream Island Again (Season 2)

Yeah, Who? I Wanna Know! [2.1]

Pencil: I mean, why prospect when you can detect?

Puffball: Yeah, who? I wanna know!

Book: What? I didn't make it?! That's impossible!

Lollipop: Of course you didn't.

Book: But I'm a wonderful book!

Lollipop: I guess people judged you by your cover.

Book: Hey! Wait... hey! Wait hey! Wait-

Coiny: I'm switching teams. Hey Pin, why don't you switch too?

Donut: Yeah Pin, you really need to switch. You would not believe how much you need to switch. I highly recommend that you switch. Just go switch.

BoomBox: Has this ever happened to you? Do you want to know where Leafy is but you don't know where Leafy is? Well do we have the solution for you. Buy our new Leafy Detector as soon as you possibly can. "Why would you ever want to do that?" you ask. Here's why. Our lovely little lettuce-colored locator is revolutionary Leafy locator. Buy now.

Get Digging [2.2]

Coiny: I can roll like a wheel, you're covered in ooze, and Donut's got a hole!

Pin: Uh, so what's our name?

Coiny: Wheel-Ooze-A-Hole Bunch!

Coiny: Well, if you don't like it, you can go eliminate yourself.

TV: Doy doy doy doy doy doy doy doy. Coik at Stoik.

Fries: Get digging Dora! The ingredients are probably underground.

Gelatin: There isn't enough room up here.

[Gelatin pushes his team off of Puffball, who they were flying on.]

Gelatin: That's better!

Match: OMG! I've got an idea! Let's blow bubbles to bring Bubble back to life!

Pencil: Yeah! I've got my bubble solution and blowing wand so let's do it!

Match: OMG! We can have our original alliance back!

Ruby: Huh, wait!

Pencil: What?

Ruby: Dipping your wand and blowing a bubble is so much work right?

Pencil: Uh, no. It's not.

Ruby: And for what? A friend that you did fine without? One that can't even count to 3? Totally not worth it!

Pencil: I think it's worth a try!

Ruby: Please, you've got better things to do.

Pencil: You're being weird, Ruby.

Ruby: Just trying to save a friend from wasting her effort on things she doesn't need. Heh heh.

Insectophobe's Nightmare 3 [2.3]

Puffball: Don't call me Puffy. But I'm not going to slap you cause I'm nice.

Pencil: No, you're not gonna slap me because you don't have arms.

Puffball: Whatever.

Puffball Speaker Box: Tennis Ball is safe with only 55 dislikes.

[She throws cake at Tennis Ball, which he catches.]

Tennis Ball: Yay-ow...

Puffball Speaker Box: Dora, why don't you go explore the TLC?

[Pencil brings Bubble back to life with a bubble blower.]

Match: What, no technique?

Pencil: No, I'm self taught.

Bubble: According to the Book of BFDI Tips and Tricks, "an alliance of more than or equal to four will most surely divide into opposite sides."

Pencil: What's that supposed to mean?

Bubble: It means that if our alliance is too big, we'll split up and become enemies!

Pencil: Look Bubble, This book is over a billion years old and its written by Golf Ball, who is a total bozo brain bossy bot. What does she know? She's eliminated eighth!

Ice Cube: Hey guys! Can I be part of your alliance?

Book: Oh, me too!

Pencil: Oh, um, you guys can be... alternates?

Book: Fine!

[Rocky eats one of Fries' poisoned fries, poisoning him as well.]

Golf Ball: Rocky! If you read my Book of BFDI Tips and Tricks, you'd know never to eat the poisoned remains of a dead contestant!

[Golf Ball gets poisoned by a bug, turning her green.]

Tennis Ball: Wow, Golf Ball! You look like a mini-me!

Gelatin: Woah there, buddy! Let's calm you down.

[Gelatin freezes Evil Leafy with a syringe.]

Gelatin: Now that you're frozen, I can write a message on your back.

[Gelatin writes "first!!!" in cursive on Evil Leafy's back.]

Gelatin: Ah, it's beautiful!

Zeeky Boogy Doog [2.4]

Book: Hey, what's that thing we're all battling for?

Tennis Ball: Wait, you actually don't know?

Book: No. I really wish I did!

Firey: Wow.

Book: What?

Firey: I always thought you were well-read! Ha! Get it?

Book: And I always thought you were WARM!

[Book freezes Firey with a syringe. The intro plays.]

Book: So, what are we battling for?

Tennis Ball: Dream Island!

[The camera zooms into Book's face, where her eyes are sparkling.]

Book: Dream Island? That sounds like a disease.

Tennis Ball: Well, it's not. To quote the gray faceless robot: "A whole square mile of paradise"- blah blah blah blah -"and the winner even gets to decide who gets to come on and who doesn't"!

Book: Hey, that sounds great! Well, if it weren't for all the blah blah blahs. Thanks for telling me, TB! Now I feel well informed!

Tennis Ball: You mean well-read! Hyuck hyuck!

Puffball Speaker Box: It's time for Cake at Stake!

Gelatin: Huh?

Puffball Speaker Box: I said it's time for Cake at Stake! Get them down for me, Nickel.

Pencil: Fries! Teardrop's dead. And so are... you? Um... You're not dead.

Fries: Gelatin gave me a dose of anti-poison.

[Gelatin thaws out from the sun.]

Gelatin: Eww, gross! I'm all soggy...

Pin: I gotta get Coiny back!

[TV makes a very loud ringing sound.]

Fries: [Screaming] TURN IT OFF! TURN IT DOWN! TURN IT OFF!

Golf Ball: People, stop talking! I don't want to hear any more prattle for Dream Island!

Yellow Face: So without Dream Island, we're just battling for... nothing?!

[The intro plays again but now it says "Battle for Nothing!!!!!".]

Fries: So, you actually have an underground factory?

Golf Ball: Well, yeah! Why would I not? It encourages inspiration, creation, and innovation. Everyone should have a factory. You should build one, Fries!

Fries: That would be a waste of time, just like yours is.

[Golf Ball gasps and kicks Fries off the stairs, causing him to land in the incinerator.]

Gelatin: Golf Ball! You just killed Fries! Alright, you need to calm down.

[Gelatin freezes Golf Ball with a syringe, causing her to fall off the stairs.]

Loudspeaker: Golf Ball detected! Safety net activated!

[Golf Ball lands on a safety net above the incinerator. She unfreezes.]

Gelatin: Uh, Golf Ball, why do you even have an incinerator?

Golf Ball: That is... that is none of your business!

Loudspeaker: Golf Ball no longer detected!

[The safety net retracts and Gelatin falls into the incinerator, screaming in pain as he melts in the lava.]

Coiny: What's this?

Pin: They're cattle for Dream Island!

Coiny: And this?

Pin: That's a saddle for Dream Island!

Golf Ball: My vat will pour Dream Island!

Puffball: What should we name our island?

Nickel: Uh, I thought it had to be called Dream Island, 'cause, y'know, it's called Battle for Dream Island.

Ruby: Well, I think it should be called Poopy Mayonnaise! It's got that nice ring to it!

Firey: I've got a better idea! How about Zeeky Boogy Doog?

Flower: Hey, Gelatin!

[Flower stabs Gelatin with a bug's stinger.]

Flower: How does that feel?

Gelatin: It feels fine, because I'm immune to bug poison. Duh. The HPRC must have produced you without a brain.

[Gelatin freezes Flower with a syringe.]

Get in the Van [2.5a]

Pin: Bubble, don't you want to be friends with a wonderfully beautiful, universally admired, stunningly courageous, mind-bogglingly modest heroic leader like me?

Leafy: Hey guys, it took an awfully long time to walk that 2,763 miles, but I'm back!

[Bubble and Pin make weird faces while pointing and babbling incoherently.]

Bubble: Hmm… I would recommend Gelatin's Steakhouse, but Gelatin's dead. What do you want to eat?

Leafy: Oh umm, well, hum, uh ha ha, you you, you, well, uh, it's- it's a- you know, it's haha, umm, gosh, uh... hmm, uh hmm, ha, umm, onion?

Members of the puffball species are known to regurgitate a rainbow substance during times of distress.

Bubble: Hey munchkins! Did you come to party with us?

Leafy: Hey Firey!

Firey: Uhh… who are you?

Leafy: I'm Leafy, don't you remember?

Firey: No.

[Leafy's lip quivers as if she is about to cry, but Gelatin crushes her with a hammer.]

Gelatin: Wuh! That was close.

Firey: I know! Strangers these days are just so… strange.

[Firey points at Clock from the window the the Locker of Losers. Clock's hour hand is on "CAS".]

Firey: Hey, isn’t it time for Cake at Stake?

Gelatin: It is, but Pin stabbed the Puffball Announcer with a knife.

Puffball: You did what!?

Pin: I didn't mean to! It was an acci–

[Puffball vomits a rainbow substance onto her.]

Firey: No worries Gelatin. I still got my Replacement Speaker Box!

Firey Speaker Box: Yep! And now it's time for Cake at Stake!

Firey Speaker Box: The cake this time is Donut's corpse, chopped up into 18 little pieces.

Nickel: That's kinda gross.

Firey Speaker Box: Don't worry, he's been recovered and returned to the TLC!

Nickel: No, I mean the cake is gross.

Firey Speaker Box: You should be more thankful for what I give you!

Firey Speaker Box: Moving on. Gelatin, you only received 105 dislikes.

Gelatin: That seems like... a lot.

Firey Speaker Box: Well, it's the fewest out of everybody, so be happy.

[Gelatin catches the cake and makes a creepy face and a weird voice.]

Gelatin: Do I not look happy to you?

Firey Speaker Box: No, you look insane.

Pencil: Yeah, Epicface, don't insult the Match! You are no match, for the Match!

Yellow Face: Spongy, join our team!

Spongy: UHUHUHU- okay.

Pencil: Sorry, Bossy Bot, but we are going to secede.

Match: So, are we, like, we are a new team now?

Pencil: You bet!

Bubble: What should we name ourselves?

Ice Cube: Revenge!

Ruby: Poopy Mayonnaise!

Book: Well, we formed this team so we can have our freedom, right?

Match: Right.

Book: So we should name our team "Freedom"!

Pencil: But then it sounds like free-dumb, and we are not dumb.

Match: We are totally not like dumb, we are so super-smart!

Pencil: Well, then it's obvious what our team should be... FreeSmart!

Firey Speaker Box: Match, what are you doing here? You're supposed to be in the TLC.

[Match grabs Gelatin and puts him on her head.]

Match: I'm not Match, I'm totally, like, a tree.

Firey Speaker Box: Oh, ok then, but Bubble, you're not supposed to be here either!

Bubble: I'm, uh... guh!

Match: [Whispering] You're also a tree!

Bubble: What do you mean?

Match: I said, you're a tree!

Bubble: Oh! I get it!

[Bubble grabs Gelatin and puts him on her head.]

Bubble: Yes, I'm a tree!

Firey Speaker Box: Oh, my mistake. Carry on.

Ruby: So, FreeSmart, what's our plan?

Pencil: Shut up and get in the van!

Golf Ball: Team No-Name! Get onto Puffball ASAP!

[Book slaps Match.]

Match: Ow! What was that for?

Book: We passed a library, so I'm supposed to slap you!

Match: Says who?

Book: Says the rules. You can slap me if we pass a matchstick factory.

BFDIA 5b [2.5b]

5b is a game

No More Snow! [2.5c]

Ruby: [Through sobbing] I didn't go to gem school!

Book: Pencil! Gem School is only for diamonds! Don't you know?

Ruby died from sadness shortly after. Her best friend Book was unfazed and went on to make billions selling Ruby's remains.

Nickel: [Making a weird face] No more snow!

Yellow Face: Yay!

Coiny: Hey, Spongy, do you think you could do us a little favor, and... IMPALE YOURSELF ON THOSE SPIKES TO SAVE OUR LIVES?!

Firey Speaker Box: So, you killed yourself and destroyed the one and only HPRC? Why am I not surprised?

BFDIA 5d

Coming to YouTube as soon as these contestants are finished cranking.

It's a Monster [2.5d]

Match: Every girl needs their break time.

Nickel: Oh my god, what a poo poo face!

Ruby: Aren't you sad that we lost the FreeSmart Van?

Pencil: Why would you be sad when you can be awesome?

Ruby: What's that supposed to mean?

Pencil: I present to you: the FreeSmart SuperVan!

Golf Ball: How can there be snow if the temperature is 42 degrees?! Celsius, that is...

Tennis Ball: Which is 107 degrees Fahrenheit!

Golf Ball: Do not EVER use Fahrenheit.

Tennis Ball: Okay.

Pencil: Now that all the dust has cleared- I mean, all the snow has cleared, we are-

[Pencil notices Golf Ball standing on her seat.]

Pencil: OH MY GOD, IT'S A MONSTER!

The Long-lost Yoyle City [2.5e]

Pencil: We have arrived in Yoyleland.

Pencil: FreeSmarters, behold: the long-lost Yoyle City!

[Match slaps Book.]

Book: Ow! What was that for?

Match: We, like passed a matchstick factory. It's the rules!

Pencil: Snow plus gasoline equals glue!

Coiny: So, Yellow Face, uh... die.

Yellow Face: Okie dokie! [Dies]

Pencil: Saw through me, yeah yeah yeah! Kill me quick, yeah yeah yeah! So we can win the contest, so we can win the contest!

Puffball: If our team loses, we'll be up for voting. And I'll win the prize, like I always do! I really love prizes!

[As her team pleads with her, Puffball continues shrinking herself so that the contestants that were riding on her would fall off and be up for elimination.]

Well Rested [2.6]

Ruby: Maybe my friend Dictionary wants a lick-tionary?

Book: You know, in an alternate universe, I feel like I would've said no. But in this universe, I'm feeling yes!

[Reference to how in the deleted scenes released after BFDIA started it's hiatus, book declined.]

Ruby: Holy guacamole! Is that the original Announcer?

Firey Speaker Box: No! I'm the Firey Speaker Box! I just- uh- wha- I- why are you making that face?

Ruby: You do like yoyleberries, don't you FSB?

Firey Speaker Box: No, no no no no! I—

Ruby: Order up!

[Ruby starts throwing yoyleberries at the Firey Speaker Box.]

Nickel: Wow, Needle! You're such a fast cranker!

Needle: Thank you!

Nickel: May I call you Crank-Lord, per chance?

Needle: Hmm... no, you may not.

Nickel: Sure thing! Then I won't, Needy!

[The camera cuts away but we can hear Needle slapping Nickel in the background.]

Firey Speaker Box: So, Team No-Name, last episode, you failed to reach the summit of Yoyle Mountain, so you're up for elimination.

Fries: Wow, it feels like just yesterday that happened. It's like I just blinked my eyes, and suddenly, it's the next episode.

Gelatin: Uhh...

(For context, there was a 10-year hiatus from the episode's intended release date and when it actually released.)

Golf Ball: What?! How do I keep ending up in the bottom two?! I'm the leader of my team!

Tennis Ball: Alright, I know I'm canonically supposed to be dead right now, but I'm coming back to life to say that Golf Ball, you've blurted that line so many heckin' times I wanna rip my ears off! Okay, back to being dead now.

Golf Ball: What is it, blob boy?

Firey and Gelatin: Keep those neck muscles extended! Keep those neck muscles extended!

Pencil: Eh, I don't know if that's such a great idea, Nickel. Ruby glued our only recovery center to Yoyleland.

Ruby: Oh my gumdrop, sorry!

Pencil: And I'd hate to be 2,763 miles away from it if I ever happened to die again!

Firey: Pencil's got a good point!

Pencil: Thank you! I sharpened it myself.

Pencil: Ouchie!

Book: Yowchie!

Ruby: Dowchie!

Yellow Face: For just 70,000 payments of 70,000 dollars, buy our Aerospace Pillows and Blankets!

Nickel: Whoa, these are perfect for sleeping, and oh, so soft! You really just found these lying around in the plants?

Yellow Face: I sure did!

Nickel: Then how come you're charging 4.9 billion dollars for that?

Yellow Face: Oh! Um... well... you can get a 5-cent family discount!

Nickel: Ooh, I love 5-cent discoun- wait, I'm related to Yellow Face?

Needle: Who cares if you're adopted, Nickel? It's time for bed!

Nickel: You're right, Needle! We're going to be so well rested tomorrow! Good night!

Fries: This room's pretty bad. Two out of ten. This room's pretty fancy! Seven out of ten. This room's pretty decent. Six out of ten. This room's pretty iffy. Three out of ten.

Ruby: Pencil, be honest with me now. Have we spent the last few hours just driving in circles?

Pencil: Well, the truth is... it's more of an elliptical shape.

Ruby: Wow! We're flying above so many historic Yoyle buildings right now!

Book: The Yoyle Needy! The Juice Cinema! The Yummy Filtration Plant! It's all right below us!

Ruby: Wait. Yummy Filtration Plant? I gotta get my fix!

[Ruby opens the back door of the SuperVan.]

Pencil: Oh, great. Ruby's going rogue again!

Ruby: See you in a bit, FreeSmarters!

[Ruby jumps into the filtration plant and eats everything inside, then quickly jumps out on the roof.]

Ruby: Yum!

[Ruby jumps back into the SuperVan.]

Pencil: [Annoyed] Had fun at the filtration plant, Ruby?

Ruby: Yep! It was delicious!

Pencil: [Sarcastically] I'd love for you to take me there for dinner someday.

Ruby: Sure thing!

Pencil: Grrr!

Ruby: No more wars, it's time for snores! Nighty night, FreeSmart crew!

Pencil: Welcome to day one of our video diary, and today, we'll be showing you a sneak peek of our crazy lives!

Intruder Alert [2.7]

Yellow Face: I'm in your walls.

Fries: Speaker Box, why did you make such a fancy intro?

Firey Speaker Box: Budget surplus.

Fries: Oh, we've got more money now? How?

Firey Speaker Box: Definitely not illegal money laundering.

Fries: I believe it.

Firey Speaker Box: It was my friend Lewis, who just won the lottery.

Fries: Woah! Congrats, Lewis!

TV (using a voice clip of Simon Lane): I ain't givin' up! I ain't givin' up! There's cake at stake, Lewis!

Ruby: Woah! And I just caught a shooting star!

Book: Technically not a star, but a meteoroid.

Pencil: Oh, Matchy, remember how you used to always wish upon one of these that we'd win Dream Island? Haha! Good times.

Firey Speaker Box: Let's see how many votes we received.

[The vote counter stops at 69,548 votes.]

Coiny: If only it were 128 lower.

Bomby: Yay! I love being purple!

Nickel: Aww, you look like a cute little yoyleberry!

Bomby: Grr! Don't say that!

Nickel: Hooray!

Coiny: Hooray but with arms!

Pencil: Explain yourself!

Ruby: All I'm saying is if your head is an eraser and erasers don't have brains, then it follows that-

Tennis Ball: No way! Is that Ruby holding onto some fresh new Yoylelite?

Gelatin: Uh, maybe?

Tennis Ball: You do not understand, blob boy. Yoylelite is one of the rarest minerals in the universe, and scientists would pay trillions of dollars just to research it!

Bomby: Lalalalala! It's just me, bomb-billating around!

Firey: I'm loving my new team! Are you loving your new team, Gelatin?

Gelatin: Yeah, I'm loving my new team! So, um, lively.

Firey: Something about the motionless corpses just makes me feel at home!

Ruby: Hey bro, I'm not motionless! Look, I'm so motionful! Look, I'm so motionful!

Ruby: Oh my gosh dear knowledge bearers, now we recognize your value as FreeSmarters! Please enlighten us on what the contest is!

Coiny: Guys, I brought drinking straws. We can drink the water away! Start sucking, start sucking!

Spongy: You already do.

Ruby: I assassinated them!

Firey Speaker Box: You have gone absolutely mad, Ruby.

Ruby: Truer words have never been spoken!

Firey Speaker Box: Alert, alert! There are only five minutes remaining in the contest!

Golf Ball: Oh, shoot! We nerded out too hard!

Firey Speaker Box: Well, what you did in 5 minutes isn't good enough. Don't come to me with that crusty musty dusty gusty rusty not-at-all trusty mess of a loser chamber! Two out of ten!

Fries: WTF?!

Firey Speaker Box: That's correct.

Catch These Hands [2.9]

Puffball Speaker Box: Why don’t you spin the contest wheel to find out with your arms?

Bomby: Stop being so rude to Pin, Puffy! But anyway, I’ll spin it. [He spins the wheel, which lands on "Play charades in a trash compactor”.]

Puffball Speaker Box: See? I'm inspired by watching contestants trapped in slowly-sinking roofs, so here's how today's challenge is gonna work.

Gelatin: Wait! Before we start, can I switch back to Team No-Name? I figure the Yoylite isn’t in Ruby’s hands anymore. It’s in my backyard. So I don’t need FreeSmart no more.

Puffball Speaker Box: Sure, you can switch back!

Gelatin: Yay!

Insectphobe’s Nightmare 4 [2.12]

Nickel: Ooh, pick me, pick me!

Pencil: Eugh! I'd rather pick... that thing with the nickname.

Needle: Don't imply me Needy! But sure!

Ruby: Glad to hear it. And Pin? Pin? Hello? DO YOU LIKE FREESMART?! ANSWER! THAT’S IT, YOU ASKED FOR THIS!

Ice Cube: You’re still ugly and you’ll always be ugly. And to the voters, I want reve-

Needle: I should get to know my new team! Ruby, what musicians do you like?

Ruby: Hmm, I’m not really a fan of music at all, tbh.

Coiny: Phew! MLG Water icon saves me again.

Pan Flute: Ladies and gentlemen! I am Pan Flute, and welcome to this live performance of my piece, “Call to Adventure”.

Dioptase: Agh! Needle, it’s up to you now to save FreeSmart!

Pyrite: Save FreeSmar- [the recommended characters get her lips closed]

PointyPointyPointy ♫ [2.14]

Pillow: Enough killing! I would never advocate for that.

Nickel: Heh! Nice bounce, jiggle boy!

Pin: PointyPointyPointy, my point is sharp and pointy! PointyPointyPointy, it's so sharp and pointy!

Spore Day [2.15]

Barf Bag: Hey, contestants! Can you hear me? [Singing] You’re starting to shine! 'Cause what you got is goooold!

Wheel in Book: My name Wheel. My job roll. Spinny spinny rolly rolly.

Respect to the Wicked [2.16]

Nickel: Buh-bye, big big boy boy!

Nickel: [Singsongy] Oh, yoo-hoo! Who wants to team with me?

[Everyone backs away from Nickel.]

Nickel: Ah, all alone. What else is new?

Nickel: Dear chunk, I hope you never get lost!

Fries: No way. THAT'S your most prized possession?

Nickel: It's all I've got left!

Start the Shift [2.17]

Nickel: Well, I was thinking you scratch my back and I pull the giant chunk off of yours?

´´´Tennis Ball´´´:Uh huh, well do you have anything that can help me?

Needle: How would you even find Evil Leafy anyway?

Fries: Oh, I'll just give her a call.

[Fries calls Evil Leafy on his phone.]

Fries: Yo, EL! Wanna hang out? Maybe grab something to eat or something?

[Evil Leafy hangs up.]

Fries: I got ignored.

Grape: Hey! Mind if you get me some... lemonade?

Tennis Ball: Where are we?

Nickel: I think you mean WHEN are we! Ha-ha! Wait, no, yeah. Where are we?

IDFB (Season 3)

Welcome Back [3.1]

Ruby: Welcome to day 1,127 of our video diary! For today, we'll be eating the gumdrops that we've been collecting over the years.

Ice Cube: Yeah!

Pencil: And that's right! And personally, I'm gonna start with my favorite color, the— wait, Ruby, let me look at the camera.

[Pencil removes the lens cap, revealing that FreeSmart is on the roof of the Yoyle Needy.]

Pencil: Ruby! You forgot to remove the lens cap this time! How can I trust you to be my camera gem when you mess up simple things like this?

Ruby: Uhh... I don't know what a lens cap is, but I'm sorry.

Bubble: Ruby. A lens cap is this circle thing in front of the camera you have to remove before recording.

Ruby: Oh.

[Bubble grabs the camera. Pencil tries to interrupt her, but fails.]

Bubble: Oh my bubble blower, I'm gonna eat this green gumdrop, it's, I found it on the ground and I'm pretty sure it's okay!

Book: Hey, uhh, Ruby, I hate to be too inquisitive, but if you don't know what a lens cap is, is there a chance you've been recording all these video diaries with the lens cap still on?

Ruby: Um... maybe? I mean, I dunno, the world is a pretty strange place, and anything can happen.

Pencil: So that's why nobody has been watching our diary; it's just been a black screen all this time?! Oh my tree! All these years of documenting, reduced to shavings! Ugh, this is terrible...

Bubble: Mmm, I don't feel bad.

Pencil: Bubble, how can you not feel bad?! Three years of our work has just vanished in an instant!

Bubble: Well, I'm so used to my entire life disappearing in an instant, that it doesn't really affect me anymore.

BFB (Season 4)

Getting Teardrop to Talk [4.1]

Pen: Hey, Eraser! Eraser!

Donut: Yeah, exactly. See, Bottle, you understand.

Pencil: Sounds like a lie to me. Liars must be punished! [Grabs Naily] Let’s punish Naily!

Bomby: Oh my gosh, NAILY!

Loser: STOOOOOP! Put her down, Pencil.

Tree: That's it, I'm leafing! [Some of Tree's leaves fall off as he storms away.]

Leafy: Yeah Liy, Ice Cube is the coolest person that I've ever met, she's so epically cool! Just like you are too, we're all cool! Isn't it so awesome to be so cool?!

Bracelety: Yeah, go Ice Cube! You can do it!

Clock: Why are you condoning Ice Cube's brutal abuse of innocent Teardrop?

Fanny: I hate you.

Clock: Yeah, I do too.

Fanny: No, I hate YOU.

Clock: Wha- Why would you hate me? I'm just tryin' to stand up for Teardrop!

Fanny: Because self-improvement only occurs when we acknowledge that our own behaviors are far from perfect, and, dare I say, worthy of hate.

Bracelety: Ice Cube isn't worthy of hate!

Fanny: Yes she is!

Bracelety: Y-you're worthy of hate!

Fanny: Yes, I AM!

Bracelety: Woah! That's really thought provoking. Thank you for opening my eyes.

Fanny: You're welcome!

Liy: While I, Liy, am pressed [flips switch] and impressed.

Lollipop: Yeah, make sure the barf molecules aren't spilling out and intoxicating your brain cells.

Barf Bag: I can’t believe this! You guys never take me seriously!

Flower: [Digs up jar of cyanide] I totally deserve this treasure.

X: No more screechy please!

Four: Don't you want to battle to win a prize?

Snowball: Hey Pie! How many people have you killed?

Pie: Um, none?

Snowball: Wimp. Lightning! How 'bout you? How many people?

Lightning: Sadly, dozens...

Snowball: Yeah, I knew I'd find a powerful teammate soon enough. We're gonna go far, Lightning, we're gonna go so far.

Bottle: That's right! We're all about preventing death and creating trust.

Donut: Okay, our team name has to be something solid, that stands out, and isn't dumb.

Spongy: I agree.

Gelatin: I agree. We can't end up with something lame.

Naily: We have to NAIL IT!

'Barf Bag: If we come up with something relevant and sensible...

Bracelety: TEAM ICE CUBE ALL THE WAY! YAY!

Lightning: So to clarify, that's the first contest for the battle for BFDI?

Lollipop: Be quiet, Dora, or else your football hair is gonna fly into your pie hole!

Lick Your Way to Freedom [4.2]

Nickel: Oobily goobily weezer beezers!

Nickel: Dab it, my boyonocerus!

Why Would You Do This on a Swingset [4.3]

Bottle: I'm so excited to start preventing death!

[A fork hits Pie, causing her to explode and cover Bottle with blueberry filling.]

Bottle: And Pie is dead!

Four: Well, I'm not the one who doesn't know their value.

TV and Robot Flower: Horgly worgly!

Marker: Puffball! Wanna play Toss the Dirt?

Puffball: Sounds dirty. But okay!

Nickel: Holy roly poly crawling in my guacamole! Fries' idea is so good.

Donut: I stand by my brother Gelatin here. We are the greatest team the world has put together! Just look at far we've come. We've faced enormous challenges. I'm not going to lie; things have been hard for every single one of us. But when I look at my teammates, I see hope. I see strength. I see ingenuity! Firey Jr., there's no one quite like you!

Today's Very Special Episode [4.4]

Liy: I've found my next adventure!

[Liy begins to climb Bell's string with Eraser despite Bell telling them not to.]

Bell: Ding dong, ding dong! Somebody get these rascals down!

Four: What do you think of roleplay?

X: Death P.A.C.T., exactly one of you is going to go! [Mutters under breath] Not really a death pact, is it then?

Pen: [Offscreen] It's an acronym!

Eggy: So it all began when I was a baby egg. You know, an egg inside of an egg? Eggception, if you will.

Fortunate Ben [4.5]

Match and Ruby: 1, 2, 3, 4! Who do we think is a stupid annoying bore? Spongy! Spongy!

Four: Team Death P.A.C.T.! Assemble or you will tremble!

Pie: Hm... I think I'd rather tremble.

Four: Nghh... then, assemble or you will... nnn! Mm!

X: Be dismembled?

Four: Yeah! You'll be dismembled!

Black Hole: Oh. Well, I don't have any limbs, so I wouldn't mind dismemberment.

Four: Grrr! Assemble!

Tree: Assemble or...

[Four screeches in rage.]

X: Hey! That doesn't rhyme!

X: You are disgrace to the entire art community, and the entire world would rejoice if you never touched a piece of paper again ever!

Pen: Wait, you don't know? My legal name is actually [pulls out his birth certificate] 🅱️en.

Liy: When I joined this team, I thought I could put my traumatic killing past behind me. So many of my hours and so much for my willpower was spent on saving instead of murdering. I thought you guys would support me. But I guess you won’t. And if you won’t, then what’s the point in restraining myself?

Four Goes Too Far [4.6]

Donut: Now I've got the twinkle of contagion!

Gelatin: [Holding in a laugh] You mean... the TINKLE of contagion?

Donut: GELATIN! WHY DO YOU ALWAYS HAVE TO ACT LIKE YOU'RE SIX YEARS OLD?!

Gelatin: 'Cause I am.

(For context, the first time Gelatin appeared was in 2012, and this episode released in 2018. The character is not actually 6 years old, as confirmed by Cary.)

Questions Answered [4.8]

Get to the Top in 500 Steps [4.11]

Flower: Out of my WAY! I need my SPACE!

Return of the Rocket Ship [4.13]

Spongy: [Gets hot soup thrown at him] Ow!

Gelatin: Wait, wait! Could you cool down the soup before you continue?

Four: Fine. [Puts Ice Cube into the soup, shrinking her.]

Lollipop: Clearly you... don't understand market forces.

[Lollipop takes a bite out of one of Fries' fries and walks away.]

Don't Dig Straight Down [4.14]

Gelatin: Oh... my... GOSH! It's an inverted planet!

Donut: Excuse yourself Gelatin, I believe the correct term is "Buried Forest, Deciduously Insulated".

Lightning: Wow Flowey! You really know your way around here!

Flowey: Yeah, it's one of the perks of being a plant. Gotta have a sense of direction to point our leaves to the sun, you know?

Golf Ball: Hm. Is it me or is it getting warm around here?

Tennis Ball: Oh geez Golf Ball, I um, um, well, um, you know, uh, I mean, um, I mean, I mean, I think-

Golf Ball: No, seriously, the temperature is ten standard deviations above normal! And all the grass around me just died!

Blocky: Well, you are pretty stinky, Golf Ball. You can't blame the grass for not wanting to put up with that.

[Team Free Food had gave fake emeralds to win the challenge.]

Four: Nice emeralds, I love a team that commits forgery-

Free Food: [Gasps]

Four: Commits for-Dream Island! You really committed to winning Battle For Dream Island.

[Donut pushes Spongy into the hole and falls backwards into the lava.]

Gelatin: Heh! I always liked deep-fried donuts.

Barf Bag: Gelatin, that's a little insensitive of you!

Gelatin: Dark humor is the way some people cope with tragedy.

Lollipop: Oh no, my dear teammates, it appears this repellent can has run dry.

The Four is Lava [4.15]

Firey: It has to be a secret! Don't you know? Nobody likes you anymore, so if people I'm your friend, they'll hate me too!

The Escape from Four [4.16]

Match: Woah, Braceleto. Take a, like, chill pill. You've gotta stop it with the, like, hyperventilation station.

Four: These creatures of filth have escaped the EXIT?!

[The camera changes to a very dramatically lit angle of Four, the music stops, and Four speaks in a dramatic, lowered voice.]

Four: I am next level mad.

[Four was chasing Spongy and Loser when Two fell from the sky and cut him off.]

Four: Get out of my way. I was chasing them. Go... be over there with the other fans. Hey! Don't ignore me!

Two: Hi everyone! Are you tired of battling for a dumb prize?

Taco: No, we're battling for A BFDI, which is awesome.

Two: But is it really awesome?

Taco: Oh, uh, well... yeah, I think so.

Two: Wouldn't you rather battle for THIS?

[Two raises the bathrooms out of the ground, turning them into a large hotel.]

Taco: Oh. My. Gordita! I so floppin' want that power.

Four: But people, don't forget! You are battling for this world-famous A BFDI.

Ruby: Um, what's that? We just don't care anymore. BFDIs are so last year.

Four: Wha? Well, I didn't want to have to do this, but, what if we upgrade to... A BFB?

Fanny: Wait! Everybody stop! I hate this! When I voluntarily joined this competition, I joined with the intention of winning A BFDI. Now, that BFDI has been replaced! The BFDI is being denied from not just me, but everyone! This is an outrage! I hate this!

Two: I'm glad the 40 of you have made the wise choice of instead battling for the Power of Two!

Four: Don't rub it in. BFB be better.

Take the Tower [4.18]

Ruby: Sorry mommy, did I do a no-no again?

A Taste of Space [4.20]

Lollipop: Care to give me some air? No straw needed…

Bubble: [Slaps Lollipop] LOLLY!

Let’s Raid the Warehouse [4.21]

Gelatin: My gift haul from my last birthday [whispers] (June 29th) is already getting boring! I need some new gizmos.

Who Stole Donut's Diary? [4.22]

Firey (speaking as Flower): Uh, what's something Flower would say? I don't know, uh, you suck, and uh, I hate you!

Gelatin: Woah! Calm down! Teardrop, I'm just having a read. Oh, you've got radioactive powers, that's cool. Oh. You killed me with them. Less cool.

Leafy: You stole Donut's diary because I stole Dream Island? That doesn't make any sense.

Firey: We battled for two years to win Dream Island, and you just took it away from me!

Leafy: You didn't let me IN!

Firey: So what, Leafy? You couldn't have just waited to have a talk about it? You went straight to the Announcer instead? And then we competed again and I didn't get a prize, and now we're competing for what, some weird A BFB thing, that I might not even win based on the votes? Woody and Blocky got more than me! Blocky did! I have no chance! I'm never gonna win anything because of you! So I took this, so what? I deserve to have something! Everyone was saying they wanted this diary. I wanted it. I deserve to have something everyone wants. It's only fair.

Leafy: I thought you didn't care!

Firey: What?

Leafy: When we flew away together on the hang glider, you said to me:

[Flashback to Return of the Hanglider.]

Firey (Flashback): I realized what I wanted most wasn't Dream Island, it was you, your friendship.

[End of flashback.]

Leafy: I thought I was more important to you than Dream Island. And all of this... why have you been distancing yourself from me? What's the point?

Firey: They were going to crush you, Leafy. I still care about you but I was still upset. You hurt my feelings, Leafy. And you never apologized. When I lost control of the hang glider...

[A flashback starts between the events of Return of the Hanglider and Yeah, Who? I Wanna Know!.]

Leafy (Flashback): Do you know how to steer this thing, Firey?

Firey (Flashback): I... uh... I don't think so! Hold on, Leafy, we're going down!

Firey: And we crashed and everyone found us.

Golf Ball (Flashback): People! Leafy is over there!

Firey: I realized they were just chasing you. If I just walked off, it'd be easier to just not do anything and pretend I didn't care about you anymore.

[Flashback ends.]

Firey: And over time it was easier to just forget and try to move on than try to talk again. No one likes you and I've just been upset. You stole everything from me and never apologized.

Leafy: Firey, I don't know what to say. I made a mistake. I was angry and upset. I wasn't thinking right! You didn't deserve losing your prize. You won it fair and square. I'm sorry for doing that. But please, Firey, take it from someone who knows. Don't steal something for petty reasons. Don't make the same mistake I did. Just give this diary back.

Firey: But now they're all gonna know I did this! You're gonna have to hand me in to win the challenge, and uh... I'm gonna be voted out now. Everyone's gonna be mad at me.

Leafy: I'm used to it. Firey, if you go and return the diary, I'll just say I took it. This whole mess is my fault. It's the least I can do.

Firey: You'd really do that for me?

Leafy: Of course, Firey. Getting eliminated is no big fuss. But losing a friendship, is. And I'm really sorry about how everything went down between us.

Firey: Well, hopefully we can have a bright future! Hug?

Leafy: Sure.

[Firey and Leafy try to hug, but Firey accidentally burns her into ashes.]

Firey: When I think back on this moment, I'll forget that last part.

Lollipop: The contest is wrapping up! We newbies need more screentime! Go do a funny dance on camera or something!

Gelatin: Oh, right! Uh, [Singing] Gelatin and Lollipop!

Four: Alright, Firey! I won't tell anyone you stole the diary, but you still need to be punished. You need to clean the entire railway! It's looking kind of gross.

Firey: Wha? Like, the entire track? It's thousands of miles long!

Four: Yep! Good luck with that.

Firey: [Sigh] I guess I better get started, then.

Leafy: Hey Firey! Do you need some help?

Firey: Uh, thanks, Leafy! That'd be great.

[Firey and Leafy hug again, so Leafy burns to death.]

Firey: We should stop hugging each other.

The Hidden Contestant [4.26]

Flower: That was rude. I was just wanting to—

Gelatin: True! You were just wanting to. That's your whole story, right, Flower? Anyway, moving on. Four, I want my cake!

Four: I knew I recovered you for a good reason! You're a true blue friend -

X: I'm not blue.

Profily: Um, move the camera over!

Profily: I can't believe this is where it ends. A perfect zero vote game, and for what? An instant elimination?

B.F.B. = Back From Beginning [4.28]

Announcer Speaker Box: Hey guys, I'm back.

Four: [Laughs maniacally as he merges with the sand] I'll be here forever!

Gelatin: Guys, don't eat the dirt! [Cough] It's not worth it.

Announcer Speaker Box: Hello, Announcery fo-founcery!

Chapter Complete [4.30]

Gelatin: Beatbox.

Lollipop: Sigh. Yes, Gelatin. Beatbox.

Flower: I really did win, didn't I?

Leafy: So, Firey. The first word of the season was "hey".

Firey: Yeah?

Leafy: So I thought it's be cool if we made the last word the same too! Right?

Firey: True!

Leafy: Hey!

Firey: Why are you saying "hey"? We're already talking.

Leafy: No, I'm saying "hey", like, so it's the last word of the season. Hey.

Firey: Yo, what's up?

Leafy: You're not following me. Just be quiet. Hey.

Firey: I'm getting mixed signals. You want me to be quiet but you also say "hey"?

Leafy: Just- u- okay, the last word of the season has to be "hey". Okay?

Firey: Sure.

Leafy: Hey.

Firey: Hey!

Leafy: Yes! We did I- oh, I kept talking. Darn.

Firey: Rookie mistake, I see.

Leafy: Hey!

Firey: Yo.

Leafy: H-no, say "hey".

Firey: Hey.

Leafy: H-but, like, after I say it. He-

Firey: Hey!

Leafy: I was midway through speaking. How about this? On the count of three, we both say "hey", okay? Three-

Firey: Hey?

Leafy: Uh- that was my bad, I meant to count down but okay, let's try again. One, two-

X: Hey, I need to borrow this. [X steals the boat's propeller] Thanks!

Firey and Leafy: Hey!

The Power of Two (Season 5)

You Know, Those Buttons Don’t Do Anything, Right? [5.1]

[all scream in terror]

Two: Hush now, I am talking! Anyways… [floats all the way up] It’s time for Cake at Stake!

Fries: What?

Two: I SAID, IT’S TIME FOR CAKE AT STAKE! Get them up for me, Nickel.

Nickel: [From afar] Huh?

Camera: See you in post-production!

Two: VHSy, Taxy, Salty Lampy, and PyDyAy, you guys didn't get in-y either-y!

Two: Now you get to join the 40 other people and- wait. 40 plus 1 is- is 41!

Winner: What's wrong with 41?

Two: 41 is a- a PRIME NUMBER! [dramatic sting]

Winner: Are those like, illegal where you're from?

Two: Wha? Even I'm a prime!

Tennis Ball: You mean, "I'm a even prime!" [sic]

Price Tag: This is so cheap!

Tennis Ball: Can I stick with you, Golf Ball?

Golf Ball: Despite your grammatical error from earlier, you are a true friend and I appreciate your loyalty. Let's team up.

Snowball: Don't worry, Lightning! You have me!

Lightning: I don't really... want you...

Book: Oh, Pillow, was that you? You know, I would appreciate if you didn't suddenly read me like that.

Pillow: Don't worry, I wasn't reading you.

Book: Then what-

Pillow: I was just looking at the pictures.

Snowball: I'm not gonna lose my dignity that easily! To uphold my honor, our team must be "The Strongest Team On Earth"!

Two: Now that that's taken care of, we can finally start the battle for The Power of [his voice fades into the intro as he says it] TwoooOOOO!

Gaty: What?

Fries: Seriously? We can’t hear you when you’re up there!

Bottle: I think they said go. [gets knocked over] Agh!

Lightning: Don’t worry guys. I won’t forget to fly this time! [goes to the top] Yes! I made it!

Tree: What about us?

Lightning: Huh?

[Tree snarls]

Remote: Here. [gives him a megaphone]

Tree: [through the megaphone] What about us?

Bell: It's Two's fault our teams did so bad!

Two: Well I think you guys should stop projecting the blame onto me.

Bell: I think you should START projecting your VOICE!

[Bell pushes Two away.]

Two: WAIT-!

[All the contestants start yelling and beating Two up in spectacular fashion.]

Getting Puffball To Think About Rollercoasters [5.3]

Nickel: Value is in the eye of the beholder, Naily.

Naily: Aah- Aw, phooey!

Barf Bag: Everyone, quick, get out of here!

Pen: Everyone, save yourselves!

All: Aaah!

Barf Bag: [Gets tripped by a blue block] No!

Gardening Zero [5.4]

Hey Two! When you bake a cake, decorate and take it to the players who are safe, that's how you know it's Cake at Stake. Cake at Stake!

Balancing P.A.C.T. [5.8]

Pillow: I hope your life comes to a grizzly end soon!

Oneirophone’s Nightmare [5.10]

Robot Flower: [watching Barf Bag standing up with eyes closed] What the Basketball is going on with you, Barf Bag? Hey… barf plus… electronics equals… Destruction?!

What’s Up Bell’s String? [5.12]

Two: Nice! Okay! So, team two- huh? Are you sure? Hmm. I dunno. Does it work? I’m thinking... hmm...

Snowball: What? Huh?

Two: Okay... admittedly, it’s growing on me. [Laughs] Okay, okay! Fine fine fine! You've convinced me! You guys can be Team Two!

Barf Bag and Donut: [get pushed by Needle and Pen as they scream in terror]

Donut: Needle?! How could you?!

Needle: Don’t you hear us?! Give us our tree back!

Donut: What are you talking about?!

Barf Bag: NO! WAIT! We need to stay with the hourglass!

Category One [5.13]

Firey Jr.: Voters, what were you thinking? Grow a BRAIN!

Pencil: Ruby, or-

Two: Say hello to CloudYAY! [Pillow rips Donut apart as he yells in pain]

Liy: Shh! If we wake them, we immediately lose…

I SAID CAREFUL!!! [5.14]

Match: Yucksicles...

Seasonal Shift [5.15]

Marker: We sure do!

Black Hole: Wha--Marker? Why are you... What Happened?

The timeline changes as the hotel disappears and is replaced with bathrooms.

Pin: What happened with what?

Golf Ball: It's simple. Due to the extreme strength of his own gravitational pull and its effect on the space and time around him, Black Hole's body and memories would not be affected by any spacetime anomalies whereas ours would be. But look!

Tennis Ball:Ten years ago, I used this very Yoylite to travel forward to last year, and almost risked messing with the future. If those guys have traveled back in time and are altering the timeline, the consequences could be— (crack appears in sky) *gasp* CATASTROPHIC!

[VR headset, the host, turns into Pan Flute]

Pan Flute: Contestants! You need to sort this thing out! Guys, go get that failed ensemble back before anything else happens!

[One uses her powers to make all contestants able to remember the previous timeline]

Snowball: How do we stop these babies from crying? Shut it!

Sunny Side Up: [runs off, while sobbing]

Golf Ball: WE'VE DONE TOO MUCH DAMAGE!

Shorts

Thanks for 700,000 subscribers!

X: Hello! My name is X, and I'm currently spinning at 60 revolutions a minute!

Eight: If a viewer wants to subscribe, great. But if they don't want to subscribe, that's cool too.

Narrator: It was on that day Four realized he was a doodoo brain.

If Among Us Was a BFDI Challenge

Pencil: OMPF, I can't wait to see a 3D render of your internal organs, as well as exact measurements of your body shape, including your height, weight, blood type, wood type, and eyeball fluid viscosity.

Lollipop: Wow Four! You're so talented! But why are you wearing a hide unethically scraped off the body of an innocent Teletubby?

Four: Um, I, well, ugh, X and I agreed to do this together. It's a bonding experience!

Thanks for 900,000 subscribers!

Five: Oh dear math, not Nine again! He's so annoying!

Seven: And tasty!

Five: What?

Seven: Y- you know, tasty! B- because-

Five: Seven, that's disgusting.

Seven: Because of that joke "Why was six afraid of seven", you know?

Five: Seven, we do not permit barbaric acts of cannibalism in this law-abiding country.

Six: [Singing] Because I got my own style! And you ain’t got no style.

Claustrophobe's Nightmare

Cloudy: Well I told you not to do anything stupid while I was gone!

Match: You were still here when we did this, actually.

[Awkward silence]

Cloudy: True.

Thanks for 1,000,000 subscribers!

Nine: Yeah, like, this one time, he saved my cat when he got stuck in a tree!

Six: Oh yeah! That reminds me, one time, my cat got stuck in a tree, and Ten went and saved it!

Seven: Oh man, crazy to bring that up, Six. 'Cause that reminds me of this other time Ten helped me when-

Five: Let me guess, he helped your cat down from a tree?

Seven: No. I was the one in the tree.

TWO OF THEM!? - BFDI X Inanimate Insanity 2023 Event

Nickel (Inanimate Insanity): Ugh, I feel like I just got hit by a wall. Huh? This isn't II! Where's MePhone?

Two: "Aye aye"? "Me phone"? Are you some sort of… pirate version of Nickel? Don't worry! I'll find your device, matey!

Nickel (Inanimate Insanity): What? No! I'm THE Nickel from II! And... who is this?

Nickel: Oobily goobily! I'm the one and only Nickel from BFDI, BFDIA, IDFB, BFB and TPOT!

Nickel (Inanimate Insanity): Wow, you think you got enough letters? I'd like to solve the puzzle.

Nickel: No, other Nickel. When I say something off the cuff, like, I don't know, BLOOPY SLOOPY SLOOPS! I mean it sincerely. Those words describe my otherwise indescribable elation, totally unique to the moment, but you, you're sarcastic, you're rude, and you bury any evidence that you care about ANYTHING!

Nickel: I pity you, II Nickel. You will NEVER be a boyonocerus! Dab on that!

[Both Nickels approach the Announcer Speaker Box.]

Announcer Speaker Box: Oh no. My past demons, back to haunt me.

Thanks for 1,500,000 subscribers!

Six: We might just have to do the unthinkable.

Nine: You don't mean..!

Six: Mmm-hmmm. We'll have to join forces and become Fifteen!

Nine: Oh.

Six: O- Oh? What do you mean, "oh"?

Nine: Oh, I- I just thought you meant something else, is all.

Ten: Okay, Fourteen, you're free to go!

Fourteen: Yay! Now I can go back to eating people's skin!

Seven: Oh yeah, I forgot he did that! Classic Fourteen!

Five: Wait, what? We should do something about that, right?

Pie Vs Pi: The Pi Day Massacre

Pie: And today is my birthday! Well, it’s not really. But it is Pi Day! So I treat it like my birthday!

Pi: I was kidding. AHAHAHAHAHA! I'm going to personally murder you!

[Pi runs off.]

Pie: Aw, shucks.

Plan Dissolve Adhesive

PDA: What in the world is that.

Conch Shell: Huh?

PDA: The poster.

Conch Shell: The one with the puppies?

PDA: I'm astounded you don't immediately know which one I'm talking about.

Conch Shell: The kitty one?

PDA: The one where you are DYING!

External Links

Battle for Dream Island quotes at the Internet Movie Database
jacknjellify YouTube channel
Reddit - BFDI
TV Tropes - BFDI