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Beerfest is a 2006 film about a secret international beer games competition.

Directed by Jay Chandrasekhar. Written by Jay Chandrasekhar and Kevin Heffernan.
Bring on the beer. They've got the nuts. taglines


  • We're the party brigade and we're here to play some drinking games
  • Real funny deutsch bag
  • Looks like we got the Brits in round 1. We already kicked their asses in WWII. Cheer-i-o, let's do it again!
  • Let's go get sour on some krauts!
  • It's fwustwating, it's fwustwating.
  • Let's light this Kraut-candle.

Jan Wolfhaus[edit]

  • Get bent, Umlaut
  • You go. I'm never leaving this place!
  • He's got the eye of the Jew!

Other Quotes[edit]

  • Wolfgang Von Wolfhaus: I start to feel all cooped up in these U-boats, I had a bad experience once.
  • Great Gam Gam: I always sleep better with a little sausage in me.


Barry Badrinath: Hey Todd, about the old girlfriend, can we bury the hatchet, buddy?
Todd Wolfhouse: I don't know.
Barry Badrinath: I mean it was a one night stand, right? I mean she wasn't even that good looking. A real dead fish, right? She just laid there and took it like a plastic fuck doll.
Todd Wolfhouse: I happened to have MARRIED that plastic fuck doll!!!

Barry Badrinath: was in Thailand, playing Ping-Pong in Ding Dang. I was in a real high-stakes game in some opium den. Turned out the guys I was playing aren't the kind of guys who like to lose. After I beat them... they beat me. Worked me over pretty good..... Aaaand this is hard to say... but they held me down... and they shoved a ping pong paddle up my ass. It's never been the same. I'm damaged goods.
Charlie "Fink" Finklestein: Ah geeze Barry! I don't know what I'd do if someone shoved a paddle-handle up my ass!
Barry Badrinath: It wasn't the handle! I've been shitting pancakes ever since!
Great Gam Gam: You and I are not so different Mr. Badrinath. I've had all kinds of things shoved up my ass. But you know what I did? I got over it!
Pim Scutney: You're all fur-coat and no trousers you are!
Fink: I'm sorry, one more time.
Rog Gobshire: Shove off! We're gon' put the skittahs in your allan wickahs you plonker!!
Barry Badrinath: (looks at Fink and gestures to Rog) Do you know what he's saying?

Barry Badrinath: [after smashing beer mug with the ping pong ball] What do you think about that, fuckhead?
Hammacher: [Takes a bite of glass from the same broken mug] What do you think about that, headfuck??

Barry Badrinath: It's $10 for a BJ, $12 for an HJ, $15 for a ZJ...
Phil "Landfill" Krundel: What's a ZJ?
Barry Badrinath: If you have to ask, you can't afford it.
Steve "Fink" Finklestein: I've got $4.


  • Bring on the beer. They've got the nuts.
  • Comedy on tap
  • From the comic geniuses who brought you the phenomenon "Super Troopers".
  • Brewed in 2006
  • Prepare for the ultimate chug of war.
  • I sleep better with a little sausage in me


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