Benji: Off the Leash!

Benji: Off the Leash! is a 2004 American comedy-drama film.

Directed, written, and produced by Joe Camp.

Dialogue

Terrance Muncy Hatchett: WHAT'S THIS!?! [kicks and smashes bottle] You stole this dog from me!

Colby: No I didn't. She got loose on her own.

Ozzie: What's going on here?!

Terrance Muncy Hatchett: Well don't give me that! This is the most rare, most expensive breeder I've got! Now look what's happened. It's gotten tied up with some mongrel and had mix-breed puppies and very stupid cats and no police. [throwns puppy across the room]

Ozzie: That's it, out of the house!

Terrance Muncy Hatchett: No, I'm NOT going anywhere! YOU'RE LIAR! Probably not these, too. Leastwise they look like their mamma, so I can probably still sell them for pure. I'm 'bout inclined to sell you too, or something worse. Now pick up these puppies and get your but in the truck. [Colby approaches the light puppy] Did you hear what I said boy? Pick up these puppies! This Clarie's fault and takes Mrs. Hatchett to order court.

Ozzie: No more black ones, Mr. Hatchett!

Terrance Muncy Hatchett: No! I will never seen it again!

Colby: Did you forget that you slung one clear across the room?

Terrance Muncy Hatchett: Not that one, I can't get nothing for no mutts, so it ain't going on the payroll. Get the black ones.

Ozzie: Leave the black puppies alone, or you're going to jail cell!

Terrance Muncy Hatchett: No, I will NEVER seen it again, or I will kill myself!

Colby: What about this 1?

Terrance Muncy Hatchett: Not my concern, (Ozzie grabs Mr. Hatchett) now move it!?

Ozzie: Terrance Muncy Hatchett, you're under arrest!

Terrance Muncy Hatchet: Never!

Ozzie: Enough!

Terrance Muncy Hatchett: Colby is BAD BOY!!!

Ozzie: Mr. Hatchett, you're going to jail!

Terrace Muncy Hatchett: (takes away) GET YOUR HANDS OFF ME, YOU CANNOT ARREST ME!

Colby: If you leave him here, he'll die!

Ozzie: Colby, it's not the end of the world.

Terrance Muncy Hatchett: What's your point? (to Ozzie) Get your hands off me, now!

Ozzie: (ragingly) Would you calm down, or you’re gonna spend the rest of the day in a jail cell! Do you hear me?!

Terrance Muncy Hatchett: What?! NO, NO, PLEASE!!

Ozzie: [ragingly] I am NOT getting black ones again! Take him away! You're hero today, kid.

External links

• Benji: Off the Leash! quotes at the Internet Movie Database
• Benji: Off the Leash! at Mojo