Big Top Bunny
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Don't you believe it! Ready or not. Here I come!
- Bruno the Bear: What you think you gonna do?
- Bugs Bunny: Who, me? Oh, I think I'm gonna jump 200 feet off of this platform into a tank of water.
- [Bugs kisses Bruno]
- Bugs Bunny: Goodbye!
- [Raises platform 200 feet; Bruno raises his platform also]
- Bruno the Bear: Nobody could outdo Bruno the Magnificent. I dive 300 feet into bucket of water.
- [Raises platform 300 feet, Bugs does same]
- Bugs Bunny: Oh, yeah? Well, I'll dive 500 feet into a damp sponge!
- [They raise the platforms to 500 feet, breaking over the tent]
- Bruno the Bear: And I, Bruno, will dive 1,000 feet into a block of cement! On my head, yet.
- [They raise their platforms to 1,000 feet]
- Bugs Bunny: Say, that's a good stunt. I'll buy that. But the star goes first. Here I go.
- Bruno the Bear: Oh, no! Bruno is the star. I go first.
- Bugs Bunny: Ah-ah! I go first.
- Bruno the Bear: [grabbing Bugs by the neck] I go first!
- Bugs Bunny: Okay, pal. You win. You go first.
- [Bruno dives the 1,000 feet and lands head first into block of cement, squashing himself in the process]