Bordertown (American TV series)

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Bordertown is an American animated sitcom created by Mark Hentemann for the Fox Broadcasting Company. The series follows two families living in a Southwest desert town on the United States–Mexico border. It is a joint production by Bento Box Entertainment, Fuzzy Door Productions, 20th Century Fox Television, Hentemann Films and syndicated by 20th Television.

Episodes[edit]

The Engagement[edit]

Ernesto: J.C., I think it's great, you and Becky are getting married, but you'll have a wife to support. Any leads on a job?
J.C.: How can I get a job, when monsters are trying to pass this immigration law?
Ernesto: [sarcastic] You're right. That's unfair of me. You should wait until all the problems of the world are solved.
J.C.: Thank you. That's all I'm asking.

Ernesto: Hola, Steve. Como estas?
Steve: I speak English, Mr. Gonzalez. I'm an American.
Ernesto: How are the parents? Francisco and Consuelo?
Steve: [angered] Frank and Connie are fine!

Borderwall[edit]

Steve: Buckwald, you're fired.
Bud: What!?
Steve: With that wall up, we don't need you anymore, so hand in your gun and uniform.
[Bud takes off his uniform, revealing a Hello Kitty shirt underneath]
Steve: What the hell are you wearing a Hello Kitty shirt for?
Bud: You're not my boss anymore, I don't have to tell you.
Steve: You're rehired.
Bud: I love Hello Kitty. She's a kitty and she has a nice greeting.
Steve: You're fired.

Bud: Hey, Ernesto. I've got a message for ya.
Ernesto: What is it?
Bud: Look up in the sky.
[Ernesto looks up in the sky and skywriting is seen, spelling out "Bud Buckwald"]
Bud: Aw, crap. I filled out the skywriting form wrong. It's supposed to say "I quit."
Ernesto: Is that your social security number?
[The skywriting then reveals the number "549-24-1889"]
Bud: Aaaah! I gotta call everyone in town and tell them not to look up!

Megachurch[edit]

Ernesto: Hola, Bud. Happy Sunday. Wow, nice jacket.
Bud: It's for being an usher. The most important job in the church. If there had been an usher at the last supper, Jewish would not have been given a seat.
J.C.: I think his name was "Judas".
Bud: Yeah, that's what I said. "Judish", and in the "Judes", the people that killed Jesus. They named their religion after him, "Judasism". It's a well-known hysterical fact.

Ernesto: Hola, Becky. What's wrong? Did you just find out J.C. was molested?
Becky: You knew?
Ernesto: No, I just guessed by your facial expression.
Sanford: Hey, Ernesto.
Ernesto: Hola, Sanford. What's wrong? Did you just eat a bad cheeseburger out of the garbage?
Sanford: Yeah, I did!
Ernesto: Ha ha ha! I am on fire today!

Viva Coyote[edit]

[last lines of the series]
TV News Reporter: Our top story: El Coyote has escaped! The agent responsible for the security lapse is former hero Bud Buckwald. Buckwald is best known for tying in a debate with a horse.
Bud: Oh, damn it, I'm a laughingstock again!
Ernesto: [opens the window] Hola, Bud. I heard what happened. Sorry Coyote escaped. Did they ever find the guys girls Ernestos? Aah! Never mind! Got to go! [storms off]
Janice: Well, Bud, you may have lost Coyote, but you're still my hero. And on the bright side, the Department of Homeland Security adopted one of your ideas.

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