( Braindead in North America) is a Dead Alive zombie- horror- comedy 1992 film.
Directed by Peter Jackson and written by Stephen Sinclair
Stewart [ edit ]
Listen! You no pick up the cage, you no get the big dollars.
I'm a New Zealand zoo official, and this monkey is going to Newtown!
Lionel Cosgrove [ edit ]
That's my mum you're pissing on.
They're not dead exactly, they're just... sort of rotting.
[as an excuse for punching Selywn and stuffing it into a bag] Hyperactive...
Father McGruder [ edit ]
The Devil is amongst us!
Stay back boy! This calls for divine intervention!
I kick arse for the Lord!
Mr. Matheson [ edit ]
What we need is another war!
[After having gotten his custard and after pus from Vera's bite wound squirts into it, he stirs it further in and the custard turns pinkish] Damn fine custard... rich and creamy, just the way I like it!
Uncle Les [ edit ]
That's someone doing the business!
Ahhh, so you found your father's old stag movies, did ya?
[Pause] Is that the one with the donkey and the chambermaid? It's all part of the grieving process.
Intellectual at party [struggling against an attack by Void] I take it back! [Void snarls] I'm sorry I called Nabokov a pedophile!
Intellectual: [defending himself against oncoming zombies] Some of my best friends are Pedophiles! [His famous last words]
Undertaker: [as Vera's eyes pop out and green slime sprays out] Cranial blowout!
Zoo Keeper: Story goes, these great big rats come scuttling off the slave ships and raped all the little tree monkeys.
Zombie Mother: No-one will ever love you like your mother!
Dialogue [ edit ]
Paquita Maria Sanchez: Fernando!! [Looks at Lionel] Your mother ate my dog! Lionel Cosgrove: Not all of it.
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