[to Cindy] You can do anything you want, anything you put your heart and mind into!
You ignored the Donald Miller geek for seventeen years, now you want to ride the Ronnie Miller express!
[to his dad, about his brother] Here is the primate example. You're raising a doll-chopping homicidal maniac, and what do you do every time you see him? You give him money. Great!
[Talking to Cindy outside her house] I need to talk to you. Every time I call you're either taking a bath, washing your hair or you're out of the country. That was a good one, by the way.
Nerds, jocks. My side, your side. Man, it's all bullshit. It's hard enough just trying to be yourself. I know cause I messed up. I tried to buy my way in. But Kenneth, he's not trying to buy anybody, he's just trying to make friends; being himself.
Guys, take a look at my forehead... do you see a sign that says information?
[to Ronald] Iris? Oh yeah, she's a big conquest. She's given more rides than Greyhound!
[to Ronald] Popularity isn't perfect. I mean, it almost feels like a job sometimes. Do you remember that suede outfit? Yeah, well that was me trying to fit in. I have to work at it, so does everyone else.