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Candi is a webcomic written and drawn by Starline X Hodge.
- Candi: Some people need coffee to wake up...I need a sugar rush!
- Alex: It's a bit nipply out today.
- Candi: Just a titty bit.
- Alex: We breast be going inside then.
- 11/19/2004, Cold
- Alex: I just don't think you're "wife" material yet.
- Matt: Someone didn't have enough caffeine this morning.
- Candi: I've always wanted to be a silhouette.
- Laura: They're called breasts, and they are far more powerful than these IDs you speak of.
- Rebecca: I don't have death fangs...claws maybe.
- Candi: You can't wear that now. The sexy police will show up.
- Jon: This is all the squirrel mafia's fault.
- Candi: I'm sorry. Would you like to squish a marshmallow?
- Candi: Have you tried to apologize?
- Trevor: I got blue balls the last time I tried that.
- Rebecca: This is just silly. You can't train cats to do tricks.
- Jon: I think I'm expert at taming pussies.
- Trevor: It's a passive aggressive revenge, for sure.
- Trevor: If I have to deal with my "Daddy Issues", I might as well take advantage of the perks.