Cannonball Run II

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Cannonball Run II is a 1984 American comedy film, released by Warner Bros. and Golden Harvest. Like the original Cannonball Run, it is set around an illegal cross-country race.

Victor Prinzi[edit]

  • My Aunt Millie took a vow of chastity. She had headaches allllll the time.

Other[edit]

  • Shiek: Here is to good luck. May it all be mine.

Dialogue[edit]

Don Canneloni: In the past, the Canneloni family was the most powerful of the families. We controlled drugs, prostitution, extortion, prostitution, gambling...
Slim: Uh, you said "prostitution" twice.
Don Canneloni: Well, I like it.

Fenderbaum: It's General Patton and general admission.
[he and Blake laugh]
J.J. McClure: Heckle and Jeckle dressed as cops. They oughta arrest their minds for vagrancy.

CHP Officer: What are you boys trying to pull?
J.J. McClure: There's been a nuclear meltdown and we're transporting some contaminated materials to Connecticut.
CHP Officer: Well, why Connecticut?
J.J. McClure: They ran out.

Blake: We're gonna die. We're gonna die, we're gonna die. What do you think they're gonna do to us?
Fenderbaum: I don't know what they're gonna do to you, but since Mr. T ain't here, I'll be too busy licking their boots to see.

King: How come you have a blond, blue-eyed slave?
Shiek: He's an actor. Hasn't had a series in seven years.
The Slapper: Nine.

[Jill and Marcie are looking under the hood of their car. Mack is gazing at their breasts]
Marcie: Does it look bad?
Mack: Not from where I'm standing.
Jill: Oh, can you fix it then?
Mack: Honey, I've got a tool that'll fix anything.

Blake: Is the Blimp driving?
Fenderbaum: No, it's the General.
Blake: The General? Oh, I'm gonna make a private outta him.

Jill: Aw, come on. It'll be a weekend you'll never forget.
Mechanic: All three of us?
Marcie: It's gonna be a weekend you can tell your kids about. If they're all boys.

Tony: We've put our heads together, and we've decided we're gonna rip off the Arab, on the road, during the car race.
Don Don Canneloni: Oh, you put your heads together, huh? IT MUST'VE SOUNDED LIKE A BOWLING ALLEY.

Captain Chaos: J.J. ... Long time, no see.
J.J. McClure: Nice to see you, Captain Chaos.
Captain Chaos: Have no fear, "Him" is here.

Jill: You know, Marcie, we've got this routine down.
Marcie: Yeah. I think we're ready for the Cannonball.
Jill: Oh, I think so. How far is Redondo beach?
Marcie: 150 miles.
Jill: Hah. An hour flat.
Marcie: What're we waiting for?
Both LET'S GO.

Hymie Kaplan: Friend or foe?
Arnold: Guess.

Cast[edit]

External links[edit]

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